Common Law Wife...

Tender Hoop

Hello, long time lurker first time thread starter.

I understand that if your partner (in my case a beautiful lady with a great pair) lives in your own property for a certain amount time (circa 2 years) that she is entitled to claim common law wife status. And if the relationship breaks up she can claim half the value of the house / apartment.

Well, my situation is this.... I bought an apartment at the wrong time (2005) and it has subsequently plummeted in value. I am stuck in negative equity to the tune of 150000euro.

I was thinking of giving her a one way ticket to dumpsville and forcing the sale of the apartment. I would also claim that by virtue of the fact that she has been living with me for 2 & half years that she is my common law wife and therefore should shoulder half the burden of the shortfall that would ensue after the sale of the apartment....

Let the dizzy bint carry half the can.... if you will....

Does anyone here know about the viability of my wonderful plan??

All advice welcome (except from bitter and twisted women)


Note to Mods. I'm aware that this post could be in many different places such as personal issues, relationship issues, Law, Personal finance etc..... but I feel it would be best served in after hours.

Hagar

There's no "Common Law" in Ireland AFAIK INAL HTH

Wompa1

Tender Hoop wrote: »

Hello, long time lurker first time thread starter.

I understand that if your partner (in my case a beautiful lady with a great pair) lives in your own property for a certain amount time (circa 2 years) that she is entitled to claim common law wife status. And if the relationship breaks up she can claim half the value of the house / apartment.

Well, my situation is this.... I bought an apartment at the wrong time (2005) and it has subsequently plummeted in value. I am stuck in negative equity to the tune of 150000euro.

I was thinking of giving her a one way ticket to dumpsville and forcing the sale of the apartment. I would also claim that by virtue of the fact that she has been living with me for 2 & half years that she is my common law wife and therefore should shoulder half the burden of the shortfall that would ensue after the sale of the apartment....

Let the dizzy bint carry half the can.... if you will....

Does anyone here know about the viability of my wonderful plan??

All advice welcome (except from bitter and twisted women)


Note to Mods. I'm aware that this post could be in many different places such as personal issues, relationship issues, Law, Personal finance etc..... but I feel it would be best served in after hours.

Ha ha..delightfully devious. I can't see it working but best of luck to you! Did she claim the status?..maybe she has to. Get her to claim it first and just make up some crap about wanting to leave her something in your will and then hit her where it hurts

Tender Hoop

Yes there is.

69 wrote: »

AFAIK INAL HTH

What does all that mean??

NothingMan

I was thinking of giving her a one way ticket to dumpsville and forcing the sale of the apartment. I would also claim that by virtue of the fact that she has been living with me for 2 & half years that she is my common law wife and therefore should shoulder half the burden of the shortfall that would ensue after the sale of the apartment....

Let the dizzy bint carry half the can.... if you will....

If I was willing to be banned i'd call you a unfortunate excuse for a man and barely passable as a human being. But you're not worth the effort.


Edit: After rereading, maybe you're joking, this is AH. I sincerely hope so.

Tender Hoop

Wompa1 wrote: »

Get her to claim it first and just make up some crap about wanting to leave her something in your will and then hit her where it hurts

Nice

folan

I thought this was in the bit of law to allow common law partnerships for gay couples that didnt go through?

Also, one way ticket to dumpsville?

Hagar

Tender Hoop wrote: »

Yes there is.

Are you 100% sure about that?

Tender Hoop wrote: »

What does all that mean??

As far as I know, I am not a lawyer, hope that helps.

Tender Hoop

NothingMan wrote: »

If I was willing to be banned i'd call you a unfortunate excuse for a man and barely passable as a human being. But you're not worth the effort.

Look man, you obviously want chicks to see this reply and think you are a sensitive guy and hopefully increase you chances at getting your hole at one of those "beers" events......

Not gonna happen. Chicks love asshooles.

Like me.

Tender Hoop

folan wrote: »

Also, one way ticket to dumpsville?

Dump her

Kick her to the curb

Tender Hoop

Tender Hoop wrote: »

(in my case a beautiful lady with a great pair) .

Pics or GTFO


(can't believe it took this long)

Rabies

get her preggers first

folan

Tender Hoop wrote: »

Dump her

Kick her to the curb

no, I got it.

Just love the phrase.

RobbieTheRobber

Deleted User wrote: »

Pics or GTFO


(can't believe it took this long)

It was the first thing i noticed when i saw this thread, and was amazed we had made it to your post, before it being pointed out!

Tender Hoop

Rabies wrote: »

get her preggers first

and then have to pay maintenance for the next 18 years!!!! are you for real. The whole point is to screw her financially.

Besides, I hate kids, little vermin.

Tender Hoop

folan wrote: »

no, I got it.

Just love the phrase.

Thanks, I'm pretty awesome like that.

NothingMan

Tender Hoop wrote: »

Look man, you obviously want chicks to see this reply and think you are a sensitive guy and hopefully increase you chances at getting your hole at one of those "beers" events......

Not gonna happen. Chicks love asshooles.

Like me.

Now I know you're joking. You obviously don't have a gf at all.

I think you just need a big hug. Obviously your hoop is tender for a reason, maybe your "gf" likes to use a strap on on you? and it has left you with some insecurities. It's gonna be ok man, it's not your fault.... It's not your fault!

hal9000

hey baby happy b-day, your present! why its half the apartment btw you owe the bank x amount of €€€'s
Classy! :cool:

Kiera

Wow

WindSock

Tender Hoop from a Twitching Anus I presume?

Rabies

Tender Hoop wrote: »

and then have to pay maintenance for the next 18 years!!!! are you for real. The whole point is to screw her financially.

Besides, I hate kids, little vermin.

The whole point is to screw you financially.

bluto63

Tender Hoop wrote: »

and then have to pay maintenance for the next 18 years!!!! are you for real. The whole point is to screw her financially.

Besides, I hate kids, little vermin.

This is gonna break her little heart, because you're obviously quite the catch

Kiera

bluto63 wrote: »

This is gonna break her little heart, because you're obviously quite the catch

Hands off, he's mine!:mad:

bluto63

Kiera wrote: »

Hands off, he's mine!:mad:

I was here first!

AnonoBoy

I'm Brian and so's my common law wife?


Not quite the same ring to it at all at all.

Kiera

bluto63 wrote: »

I was here first!

Lets take this outside!

Tender Hoop

NothingMan wrote: »

Now I know you're joking. You obviously don't have a gf at all.

I think you just need a big hug. Obviously your hoop is tender for a reason, maybe your "gf" likes to use a strap on on you? and it has left you with some insecurities. It's gonna be ok man, it's not your fault.... It's not your fault!

I can assure that said lady with the wonderful baps does exist.

Have you ever got laid at one of those 'beers' events.......??

Didn't think so....... stop being so sensitive... it looks gay.

partyguinness

The concept of a "common law" wife has no legal standing in this country.

If I was her, I would piss off and tell you to shove your negative equity up your ****.

It's your problem unless she is on the mortgage deeds also.

hal9000

Kiera wrote: »

Lets take this outside!

giggdy giggdy

Tender Hoop

Kiera wrote: »

Lets take this outside!

I'll take you outside if your keen... show you what a real man is made of!!!!

hal9000

Tender Hoop wrote: »

I'll take you outside if your keen... show you what a real man is made of!!!!

negative equity?

bluto63

Tender Hoop wrote: »

I'll take you outside if your keen... show you what a real man is made of!!!!

Frogs, snails and puppydog tails?

Kiera

Tender Hoop wrote: »

I'll take you outside if your keen... show you what a real man is made of!!!!

You're.

Dravokivich

ah go grovel under yer fúcking bridge...

Tender Hoop

Tender Hoop wrote: »

I can assure that said lady with the wonderful baps does exist.

Well duh, of course the lady with the fabulous boobies exists :rolleyes:

It's just that she's not your girlfriend. Silly billy.

folan

Deleted User wrote: »

Well duh, of course the lady with the fabulous boobies exists :rolleyes:

Theres only one with the fabulous boobies?

jimmycrackcorm

Assuming her name is not on the mortgage nor deeds it all depends on how much she has been paying towards the mortgage and other bills. There's been loads of publicized court cases like this.

themadchef

Tender Hoop wrote: »

All advice welcome (except from bitter and twisted women)


.

That's me out then.

Edit: in retrospect, maybe this should be moved to PI

/Rolls up sleves :P

Nevyn

There is no such thing as common law spouse, if you are not married you can not claim spousal maintance.

If you invite someone to live in your house and they contribute to the house hold and to the mortgage and you don't make them your tenant then they have a claim to the property if they contribute to it long enough.

So there is your answer, get a rent book, make a tenant arrangemen, that way your property is safe, you can give her notice to move out as your way of dumping her and in the mean time you then can do the whole sleazy landlord role play of the rents due....

ejmaztec

folan wrote: »

Theres only one with the fabulous boobies?

She must be a baker or something, because the OP was talking about "baps". Lots of those people eat more than they sell, and are generally not a pretty sight.

folan

ejmaztec wrote: »

She must be a baker or something, because the OP was talking about "baps". Lots of those people eat more than they sell, and are generally not a pretty sight.

Ah, i get you.

OP, good bakers are hard to find. you sure you wnat bankrupt her with your stupid apt buy and force her to sell her bakery, stop selling baps to the rest of us? cause sometimes yoiu need good ones for burgers and the like.

Also, if your dumping her, how exactly would you get her to try to claim half the apartment in the settlement. Unless she pays for it? otherwise, wouldnt it be a case of you giving her half of your cash if you ever sold it?

You havent thought this through, have you?

stovelid

Who says romance is dead?

The_Minister

As everyone says, there is no such thing as a common law wife.

There hasn't been for a few hundred years AFAIR.



However, if the Civil Partnership Bill goes through, you could find yourself on the hook towards her, so I'd recommend banging the big-breasted, great-hairness right up until the day before it's passed, then kick her to the curb.


Or, you know, don't be a dick.

Hells Belle

The_Minister wrote: »

Or, you know, don't be a dick.

That ship sailed 3 pages ago.

Gillington

stovelid wrote: »

Who says romance is dead?

I think the OP is doing his best to show us.

K-9

The_Minister wrote: »

As everyone says, there is no such thing as a common law wife.

There hasn't been for a few hundred years AFAIR.



However, if the Civil Partnership Bill goes through, you could find yourself on the hook towards her, so I'd recommend banging the big-breasted, great-hairness right up until the day before it's passed, then kick her to the curb.


Or, you know, don't be a dick.

Its an interesting one, though I doubt the bill will be back dated when it is introduced. The bill was designed in times of property bubbles and I don't know if it takes account of negative equity.

Not sure how the share would be worked out. If it's based on house valuations, well who'd want say, 20% of the negative equity. If it's based on some notional contribution to the house, it would be hard to expect people to raise it with property prices crashing and the difficulty of getting credit.

Edit: AH response, the baps are probably the only asset here.

Giselle

Tender Hoop wrote: »

Not gonna happen. Chicks love asshooles.

Like me.

This is so true.

I only hope I'm in with a shot at the OP.

I've never been so attracted to anyone in my life. And thats only after a few written words.

What a catch. What a guy. What a plan. What an asshoole.

Optimalprimerib

themadchef wrote: »

That's me out then.

Edit: in retrospect, maybe this should be moved to PI

/Rolls up sleves :P

No move it to tll. I never witnessed someone physically killed by typed words. I'll get the popcorn

K-9

K-9 wrote: »

Edit: AH response, the baps are probably the only asset here.

Those assests will probably deflate with time anyway.

K-9

Deleted User wrote: »

Those assests will probably deflate with time anyway.

Indeed, the value of your investment may go up or down.

In this case, unless they defy gravity or get a substantial investment, they will be in negative equity.

aidannulty

any bap pictures?? hehehe:D

a true gent in a league of his own