The "Ask Tar A Question" thread

xw2lj9uspm1eyh · 09-03-2010 1:05am #1

I can't believe this thread isn't made already ye all claim to love her etc etc.Yet none of ye want to get to know her better typical.So here it goes..
If you wouldn't mind answering these questions please honey:o

1) What's your favorite color?

2)What 3 physical features do you get complimented on a lot?

3)If you were stuck on a desert island which boardsie would you like to have with you?*

*any boardsie she doesn't pick I'm here for you:)

pikachucheeks · 09-03-2010 12:44pm

She'd be an idiot to answer number 3 ... Everyone who wasn't chosen would turn on her, in a vicious rage!
:pac:

Fago! · 09-03-2010 2:52pm

I'll answer.

1) What's your favorite color? - Purple or pink.

2)What 3 physical features do you get complimented on a lot? - My eyes, my shoulders and my arse.

3)If you were stuck on a desert island which boardsie would you like to have with you? - Tar.

All true btw.

Solitaire · 09-03-2010 4:05pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

She'd be an idiot to answer number 3 ... Everyone who wasn't chosen would turn on her, in a vicious rage!
:pac:

No... everyone who wasn't chosen would turn on the Chosen One in a vicious rage! :eek::P

Tar.Aldarion · 09-03-2010 4:59pm

mendusa wrote: »

I can't believe this thread isn't made already ye all claim to love her etc etc.Yet none of ye want to get to know her better typical.So here it goes..
If you wouldn't mind answering these questions please honey:o

1) What's your favorite color?

2)What 3 physical features do you get complimented on a lot?

3)If you were stuck on a desert island which boardsie would you like to have with you?*

*any boardsie she doesn't pick I'm here for you:)

Hi Mendusa, here are your answers three

1) My favoourite colour is black, it makes me swoon.

2) Hair, eyelashes and bewbs eyes.

3)

The person reading this

Fago! · 09-03-2010 5:02pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hi Mendusa, here are your answers three

1) My favoourite colour is black, it makes me swoon.

2) Hair, eyelashes and bewbs eyes.

3)
The person reading this

WOO THAT'S ME!

Hank_Jones · 13-03-2010 12:54am

Fago! wrote: »

WOO THAT'S ME!

No, no, it's me.

Woooo!

Hank_Jones · 13-03-2010 2:36am

I've got some questions.
Figure this thread could use some.

1) Favourite Film?

2) Favourite Band?

3) Favourite Author?

Fago! · 13-03-2010 2:44am

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I've got some questions.
Figure this thread could use some.

1) Favourite Film?

2) Favourite Band?

3) Favourite Author?

1. Shawshank Redemption (Or else Tar's biography)

2. Metallica

3. Henry Hill

Fago! · 13-03-2010 2:45am

Hank_Jones wrote: »

No, no, it's me.

Woooo!

You idiot, it's me. I called it.

Hank_Jones · 13-03-2010 4:47pm

Fago! wrote: »

You idiot, it's me. I called it.

I don't see your name on it.

Tar.Aldarion · 13-03-2010 7:10pm

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I've got some questions.
Figure this thread could use some.

1) Favourite Film?

2) Favourite Band?

3) Favourite Author?

1) Battle Royale

2) don't really have one, like so many random songs from so many people. I'll say Tool.

3) Tolkien/Steven Erikson/ George R.R.Martin

Solitaire · 13-03-2010 9:27pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

3) Tolkien/Steven Erikson/ George R.R.Martin

*hi-fives Tar*

Sarky · 13-03-2010 10:35pm

Tar:

Your place or mine?

Fago! · 14-03-2010 2:44pm

Sarky wrote: »

Tar:

Your place or mine?

Mine!

Abi · 14-03-2010 4:47pm

Did you get hoems ok? 0/

Fago! · 14-03-2010 5:09pm

Abitar wrote: »

Did you get hoems ok? 0/

I did thanks

Tar.Aldarion · 19-03-2010 10:51pm

Abitar wrote: »

Did you get hoems ok? 0/

Just now, thanks...I was so wrecked!

Joe Cool · 21-05-2010 7:23pm

If you were offered a singing cameo in Glee would you take it?
And if yes would you mime?

Tar.Aldarion · 21-05-2010 8:17pm

hey Joe, I would take the roll. I've been in a film before and it was quite fun.
Depends on how good their computers could make me sound, I might be forced to by them.

Hank_Jones · 21-05-2010 8:20pm

What is your favourite film Tar?

Tar.Aldarion · 21-05-2010 8:56pm

I have no idea, I'll say lotr cos that is easy to say.

BBDBB · 21-05-2010 9:19pm

were you annoyed when I confronted you on the Jeremy Kyle show about denying I was your lovechild?

what about in the carpark after the show?

Tar.Aldarion · 21-05-2010 11:44pm

A little at first, I'm not a fan of public drama where we didn't use protection and did use handcuffs. I got into it though.

The love making was good, and was fuel for us to have a second show, so that was great

RolandIRL · 17-06-2010 10:21pm

i don't see the point of this thread as we shouldn't question Tar. just worship her and be her sex slave. all will be good in Tar's lovely bosom

sNarah · 18-06-2010 9:46am

Tar - do you like nakes girls covered in chocolate? if so, what chocolate do you prefer?

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 12:40pm

hi sex slaves

I do sNarah, it seems like I would have to lick them head to toe, preferably dark chocolate. await your pix of you in said event :pac:

sNarah · 18-06-2010 12:46pm

*makes note on shopping list*

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 12:47pm

Mine just says sNarah, waiting to pick her up. Oh and eggs.

sNarah · 18-06-2010 12:50pm

No need for them eggs - I happen to have 2 spare ones here for you to come and explore...

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 12:52pm

Hmm Clonalvy, ow did I suddenly get here

RolandIRL · 18-06-2010 12:55pm

can i get in on that? i've loads of chocolate.....:D

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 12:56pm

melting for all!

sNarah · 18-06-2010 1:49pm

Okay - that's the chocolate bit covered so.

What do you think of Belgium Tar, dearest?

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 3:26pm

Best country ever, they created chips for god's sake! Never been but have wanted to, as with several places really. Most my memories of Belgium are me correcting my English teachers spelling of it.

sNarah · 18-06-2010 3:38pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Best country ever, they created chips for god's sake! Never been but have wanted to, as with several places really. Most my memories of Belgium are me correcting my English teachers spelling of it.

yes, we DID invent them! Extra brownie points for you!!
How did your teacher spell it??

I have no more questions. I am OUT.

Tar.Aldarion · 18-06-2010 3:41pm

Can I cash them in for brownies? Belguim. ALL the time. Dunno why she was writing it but there you go.

none, ah feck!

shofukan · 19-06-2010 11:00pm

What is this forum? It rather confuses me!

sNarah · 19-06-2010 11:27pm

This particular forum is for Tar. Because we love her so much. In this thread you can ask Tar any question you want.

If, however, you don't like asking Tar questions, maybe you should try one of the other forums on Boards.ie - surely you will find one to suit your interest!

Since I'm here anyway - Tar, if you could write a movie about your life, how would the trailer salespitch go?

shofukan · 19-06-2010 11:54pm

I see.. Perhaps specifics are needed here..
Tar,
Who (or what) are you?
What is your significance that a subsection of this website is assigned to you / matters relating?

Tar.Aldarion · 20-06-2010 1:47am

sNarah wrote: »

This particular forum is for Tar. Because we love her so much. In this thread you can ask Tar any question you want.

If, however, you don't like asking Tar questions, maybe you should try one of the other forums on Boards.ie - surely you will find one to suit your interest!

Since I'm here anyway - Tar, if you could write a movie about your life, how would the trailer salespitch go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_eTV4lRJYU

+more sexual confusion

seanor3 wrote: »

I see.. Perhaps specifics are needed here..
Tar,
Who (or what) are you?
What is your significance that a subsection of this website is assigned to you / matters relating?

I am Tar. I see all. I flirt all. I'm just our local e-celebrity whore with a good ass, they decided to make me a forum to try and contain my flirting. It didn't work. Coming this summer. Me.

Le King · 15-07-2010 1:50am

Question - Why do some people think your a girl? When clearly your mannerisms are that of a dude.

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2010 2:15am

I am believed to be a bisexual teen, who knows

<_<

Purple Lemons · 15-07-2010 2:20am

Osu wrote: »

Question - Why do some people think your a girl? When clearly your mannerisms are that of a dude.

I got the same problem, except people think im a guy!

Must be because of my permanent raging erection

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2010 2:22am

Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:

Purple Lemons · 15-07-2010 2:25am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:

I'll just cum in your eye, blind you momentarily, and kick you while you're down :cool:

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2010 2:28am

That's a perfect night in for me tbh, get to wear an eye patch and all arrrrrrrrrrrr matey

Le King · 15-07-2010 2:29am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I am believed to be a bisexual teen, who knows

<_<

Ah okay, well that's fair enough. I'm believed to be gay as girls say I'm too good looking to be straight.

It's a terrible world. And I'm being serious.

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I got the same problem, except people think im a guy!

Must be because of my permanent raging erection

:pac: Ha ha

Bewbs + Pics = Verification

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Jeez I'd love to get a grip on that bad boy. we can sword fight :pac:

PMSL. Ahh I see where the bisexual bit comes from now :pac:

Professey Chin · 15-07-2010 2:30am

Ah the angry pirate.Ill get to do it some day

(cum in the eye and kick in shin/stamp on toe for those not in the know :pac:)

Purple Lemons · 15-07-2010 2:33am

Osu wrote: »

:pac: Ha ha

Bewbs + Pics = Verification

I has ze pics on boards to prove i is a lady :cool:

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Ah the angry pirate.Ill get to do it some day
(cum in the eye and kick in shin/stamp on toe for those not in the know :pac:)

I've heard of that!

Professey Chin · 15-07-2010 2:34am

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I've heard of that!

A real life victim! :eek:

The "Ask Tar A Question" thread

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