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Baby Born In Jam!!

  • 01-03-2010 8:04am
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    A Pakistani baby was born in Jam!

    A traffic jam, sorry .. but it was the only way to get your attention :)
    A Pakistani woman gave birth to a baby girl in an auto-rickshaw stuck in a traffic jam when police closed roads to let President Asif Ali Zardari's motorcade drive by.

    The woman was being driven to hospital in the city of Quetta on Thursday evening when police blocked roads for Zardari and his convoy to pass.

    "We pleaded with the policemen as it was an emergency but they refused citing orders that no one should be allowed to move until the president passed," the woman's bother, Mohammad Zafar, told reporters.

    "It's outrageous. People suffer unduly whenever a top government official moves," he said.

    Same crap happens here, stopping and parting the traffic like Moses, so some twat can whizz by in his Limo on his way to Lunch. No more I say.

    Down with this sort of thing.


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  • #2
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Now thats what I call a sticky situation


  • #3
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    Mmmmmmmmmmmm jam :pac:


  • #4
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    nice bit of placenta spread on the ole toast first thing in the morn...


  • #5
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Jam jam jaaaam. Jam jam jaammm


    /Bernard Black


  • #6
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Born in a Jam?
    That's nothing. I heard of a baby born down in the tube station at midnight.


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvvl-U4i7o


  • #8
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    A Pakistani baby was born in Jam!

    His ould wan was nothing but a tart.


  • #9
    roshant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭roshant


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    A Pakistani baby was born in Jam!

    A traffic jam, sorry .. but it was the only way to get your attention :)



    Same crap happens here, stopping and parting the traffic like Moses, so some twat can whizz by in his Limo on his way to Lunch. No more I say.

    Down with this sort of thing.

    :)


  • #10
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    A Pakistani woman gave birth to a baby girl in an auto-rickshaw stuck in a traffic jam when police closed roads to let President Asif Ali Zardari's motorcade drive by.

    I bet the auto-rickshaw driver stung her for the taxi soiling charge too.


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Bleedin' fordiners coming over here birthing in our condiments. :mad:


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  • #12
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Yeh there's usually plenty of jam down there along with other slimy gear during birth


  • #13
    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Careful now.


  • #14
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Damn these misleading thread titles!!!!:mad::pac:


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