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The name's Lanley........ Lyle Lanley

  • 28-02-2010 5:30pm
    #1
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    ....and I come before you good people with an idea.

    Yes sir there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six car monorail.

    What'd I say?


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  • #2
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    No the name is Joe ..... Joe's girls, and just one car would do me!!!


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shut up you, the man said MONORAIL!


  • #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What's it called?


  • #5
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Is there a chance the track could bend?


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Not on your life my hindu friend.


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  • #7
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Well im not allowed to say, as i have been told to shut-up, but im sure sarky will let you know, think he is good with the mono!!!


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Monorail


  • #9
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh forget it, Fago, it's not for them.

    It's really more of a Ladies' Lounge idea...


  • #10
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Now wait just a minute, we are twice as smart as those Ladies Loungers. Just tell us your idea and we will vote for it.


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Alright, I'll tell ya what I'll do, I'll show you my idea.

    I give you the tcn monorail! I've sold monorails to the ladies lounge, after hours and the noc forum and by gum it put them on the map.

    Well sir there's nothing in the world like a genuine, bonafide, electrified 6 car monorail!

    What'd I say?


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    MONORAIL!


  • #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What's it called?


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!


  • #15
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    Monorail

    http://www.lightrailnow.org/images/seattle-etc-monorail.jpg


  • #16
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    fishy!!!


  • #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Any questions?


  • #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I hear those things are awfully loud..?


  • #19
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    It glides as softly as a cloud.


  • #20
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Five ....


  • #21
    garbanzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭garbanzo


    What about us brain dead slobs . . . . ?


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  • #22
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You'll be given coushy jobs


  • #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The ring came off my pudding can :(


  • #24
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Take this penknife my good man! ;)


  • #25
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I swear it's TCN's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Monoraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!


  • #27
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    MONORAAIIIL!!!


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MMMONORAAAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!


  • #29
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But AH's still all cracked and broken...


  • #30
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Sorry Sarky, the mob has spoken.


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  • #31
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Were you sent here by the divil?


  • #32
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,381 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    No good sir, I'm on the level! ;)


  • #33
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    But mainstreet's still all cracked and broken.


  • #34
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I call the big one Bitey.


  • #35
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I spent last night in a ditch!


  • #36
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    The monorail killed seventeen posters in the noc. Where's Lanley?


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  • #37
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Mono..... D'OH.


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