Whats some tips for being successful in impressing a D4 girl?

ronaldoshaky · 27-02-2010 10:12pm #1

especially when your dirt poor

(I'm serious!)

MagicMarker · 27-02-2010 10:14pm

Learn about punctuation and grammar.

Cookie_Monster · 27-02-2010 10:16pm

No.

Batmans dad · 08-03-2010 3:47pm

get fat and pretend you play rugby

helimachoptor · 08-03-2010 3:52pm

Batmans dad wrote: »

get fat and pretend you play rugby

+1 and change your name to Fiachra, Ross etc...

Mr. Presentable · 08-03-2010 3:52pm

Seriously, stop thinking of her as her post-code. Be yourself - not because that's so great, but because it 's the easy and honest thing.

A girls like similar things from guys: Confidence, humour and attention.

Batmans dad · 08-03-2010 4:07pm

nipplenuts wrote: »

Seriously, stop thinking of her as her post-code. Be yourself - not because that's so great, but because it 's the easy and honest thing.

A girls like similar things from guys: Confidence, humour and attention.

pffft..... with d4 girls theyll mace ya if u even mention dns.

say your daddy owns saudi arabia and you know brian o driscoll. plus get a tan and dye your hair blonde and wear polo shirts. hang around ucd or blackrock shopping centre during the day and the likes of dandelion or someother pretencious kip at night. and remember, most importantly, above all else....any hint of anything like a real dublin accent will get you a restraining order.

happy hunting

Atomic Pineapple · 08-03-2010 6:53pm

not much hope for a meath bogger stuck in south dublin then

opinion guy · 08-03-2010 7:13pm

You are breaking the most important rule of dating - never, ever do anything to impress anybody. Do something because you want to do it (um presuming its legal!). If they like it good, if they don't then your well enough without them.

Cookie_Monster · 08-03-2010 7:22pm

draffodx wrote: »

not much hope for a meath bogger stuck in south dublin then

don't worry, your missing nothing

Fratton Fred · 08-03-2010 8:37pm

Classiest girls in South Dublin come from Ballybrack.

(Hopefully that will earn me a few brownie points!!)

Orizio · 08-03-2010 8:44pm

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

don't worry, your missing nothing

Now now I'm sure there is a place for fake blonde oompa loompas with a ghastly, barely legible accent... (America for example).

ronaldoshaky · 08-03-2010 10:57pm

Orizio wrote: »

Now now I'm sure there is a place for fake blonde oompa loompas with a ghastly, barely legible accent... (America for example).

The Wesley, Roysh?

calex71 · 08-03-2010 11:42pm

Batmans dad wrote: »

wear polo shirts

Unless that polo has a popped collar, she'll smell a rat for sure

If all else fails complement her on her, baggy hoodie / j/leggings / ugg boot / bed head ensemble

Tail Wagger · 08-03-2010 11:47pm

ronaldoshaky wrote: »

especially when your dirt poor

(I'm serious!)

Tell her your from D.8 Donore Avenue .... St.Theresa's Gardens, nice place good honest to god people!.......she'll love you for that.

calex71 · 08-03-2010 11:51pm

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Tell her your from D.8 Donore Avenue .... St.Theresa's Gardens, nice place good honest to god people!.......she'll love you for that.

Wow yes do that if she has any smarts at all she'll do the math and realise 2x4=8 and that d8= twice as posh as d4!!!!!!!!!!!

Tail Wagger · 08-03-2010 11:52pm

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Classiest girls in South Dublin come from Ballybrack.

(Hopefully that will earn me a few brownie points!!)

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

Cookie_Monster · 09-03-2010 8:38am

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

depend's where in ballybrack I suppose... this the rebuilt houses on the road from wyatville to x in the village by any chance?

RosieJoe · 09-03-2010 10:56am

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

Nothing to do with address, more to do with theft

PS I'm only joking. Loughlinstown's a lovely place, all my mates from the joy come from Loughlinstown

Btwndeyes · 09-03-2010 10:59am

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

No.

Love it

Fratton Fred · 09-03-2010 12:06pm

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

Cookie_Monster · 09-03-2010 12:36pm

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

Killiney suddenly got a lot bigger during the Celtic tiger

Atomic Pineapple · 10-03-2010 8:44pm

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

don't worry, your missing nothing

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

opinion guy · 10-03-2010 11:11pm

draffodx wrote: »

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

Maybe. But thats not D4, its County Dublin

Cookie_Monster · 11-03-2010 8:44am

opinion guy wrote: »

Maybe. But thats not D4, its County Dublin

well this is the DUBLIN COUTRY SOUTH forum...

Seaswimmer · 11-03-2010 12:06pm

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Its the houses in Ballybrack village that claim to be Killiney that crack me up.

apparently an area of Ballybrack near the crossroads (on the Killiney side of Church road) is to be redesignated to Killiney West.............so there..

ronaldoshaky · 11-03-2010 7:59pm

draffodx wrote: »

Some tasty women around Dun Loaghaire though!

Dun Laoighaire is a pretty little town. Well it feels little to me. :eek:.

kdave · 11-03-2010 8:01pm

Borrow your friends iphone

opinion guy · 11-03-2010 9:25pm

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

well this is the DUBLIN COUTRY SOUTH forum...

ooo a pedant eh. well how about i raise your game ?

1. I'm sure you meant county
2. The thread is about impressing a D4 girl, not a South County Dublin girl

Doop · 12-03-2010 4:33am

Borrow some of the Ross O Carrol Kelly books from the library, (free ya know)
and emulate him..

fuelinjection · 12-03-2010 4:47am

Fly them to the South of France or Spain (Marbella) for a dirty weekend. Max out your credit card while there. Get them wrecked on shopping, cocaine and 50 cents Cognac and take nasty photos while you are there.

Fly back, stick the pictures up on the internet www.poor-richgirls.com and make cash money. They will actually respect you for this, sad I know.

Pay off your bills and get a proper girlfriend.
Sweet.

spurious · 12-03-2010 6:21am

Raise your sights. You're worth more.

me-skywalker · 18-03-2010 12:05am

Tail Wagger wrote: »

Excuse me Ballybrack........is now Loughlinstown!

I have friends who live in Ballybrack and if you send them a birthday card, they never get them. Because it's changed to Loughlinstown.

Huh? Wrong... Ballybrack still exists dont worry about that haha... there is Kilboggit which runs from Cabinteely to Ballyrback at one end and the other end is the village. Which is also confusing because military road which runs into the village is Killiney and then you have Loughlinstwon propped down the back with the Leisure centre and...... the Silver Tassie ooh yea! Thursday wuiz anyone? They rezoned the old 'Barley Fields' into an area which is now known as Cherrywood. I do remember the European Foundation used to be Cherrywood but that was just a couple of little roads ina residential estate.

Hmmm does anyone remember the old Wyatvilel road that was really steep and went down into the wilderness haha.... or the Old Killiney road up wehre the chuch is where Enya lived? I barely remember cause im nto THAT old. Anyone know where I can get some pics? would love to show my old work mates in CHerrywood what it was like before all this Tiger work.

Agent Smith · 18-03-2010 12:28am

This is really Going nowhere fast...

To The OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT_vf5ioXXk

Whats some tips for being successful in impressing a D4 girl?

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