Teachers & Classes

WanderingSoul

So does anybody have any excellent, good, bad, horrible or just strange teachers or funny stories that happened in class?

My maths teacher is really strange, you never know what to expect in his class, he is absolutely brilliant though. He has a habit of eating chalk. No idea why.

Luno

One teacher I have has a box of chocolate bars in his desk and at random times during a class quickly takes one out and throws it at someone yelling CHOCOLATE BAR!
Another teacher I had was interested in what kind of music we listen to so told us to take out our phones and play songs
One other teacher who is completely insane was in class and was thinking about a french song and was like oh my wife would know that so he called her in the class, put her on loudspeaker and asked her to sing it and she was saying no cause I know your in a class now but she ended up singing it!

I have one freaky teacher though
I brought a big Labrador into the class one day (Don't ask)
And she went CRAZY! Started hitting the dog :pac:
I haven't laughed so much in school in my life

donvito99

WanderingSoul wrote: »

My maths teacher is really strange, you never know what to expect in his class, he is absolutely brilliant though. He has a habit of eating chalk. No idea why.

Ye. My current maths teacher is a bit odd. He once just sat there reading the paper from the start of the class to the finsh, and did'nt speak a word. Spooky.

ChemicalCobra

My religion teacher is the wierdest guy ever. Total perve and overall freak!

He sits at the top of the class rubbing his thighs and licking his lips and stares at me ALL OF THE TIME! Its really starting to scare me at this point When he wants to talk to you he walks over to you and leans forward onto your desk so he's right in your face. He sets us work and then goes on his laptop for the entire class with the desk turned sideways so we can't see what he's looking up. A girl in my class once 'dropped her pen' so she could get a look at what he was doing once and he was like, 'SIT DOWN, LEAVE THE PEN!!' and sort off grabbed at the computer and turned it round more.

Sometimes, we arrive in class and he just sits there and says nothing for the full 40 minutes while we just talk. He often leaves for the entire class and arrives back with a newspaper, probably after driving to the local shop or something! He's constantly on his phone and once ordered a couch on it in class! One good thing about him though is that he has a TERRIBLE memory. He lets us watch 'religious' movies (such as Finding Nemo and Narnia!) and when we finish them we just say to him in the next class, 'Oh, you said you'd let us watch that movie today', and he literally plays the entire thing again (this usually happens 5-6 times per movie!).

When he gets angry it's TERRIFYING!! He starts screaming and shoving chairs and tables around. I seriously don't know what's up with him :mad:

...and the worst part is ... he lives on my road! No joke!!:eek:

Lol, anyone else have any scary or pervy teachers?

Luno

ChemicalCobra wrote: »

My religion teacher is the wierdest guy ever. Total perve and overall freak!

He sits at the top of the class rubbing his thighs and licking his lips and stares at me ALL OF THE TIME! Its really starting to scare me at this point When he wants to talk to you he walks over to you and leans forward onto your desk so he's right in your face. He sets us work and then goes on his laptop for the entire class with the desk turned sideways so we can't see what he's looking up. A girl in my class once 'dropped her pen' so she could get a look at what he was doing once and he was like, 'SIT DOWN, LEAVE THE PEN!!' and sort off grabbed at the computer and turned it round more.

Sometimes, we arrive in class and he just sits there and says nothing for the full 40 minutes while we just talk. He often leaves for the entire class and arrives back with a newspaper, probably after driving to the local shop or something! He's constantly on his phone and once ordered a couch on it in class! One good thing about him though is that he has a TERRIBLE memory. He lets us watch 'religious' movies (such as Finding Nemo and Narnia!) and when we finish them we just say to him in the next class, 'Oh, you said you'd let us watch that movie today', and he literally plays the entire thing again (this usually happens 5-6 times per movie!).

When he gets angry it's TERRIFYING!! He starts screaming and shoving chairs and tables around. I seriously don't know what's up with him :mad:

...and the worst part is ... he lives on my road! No joke!!:eek:

Lol, anyone else have any scary or pervy teachers?

Report it if it's that serious like
Teachers aren't there to freak you out it should be the complete opposite or they shouldn't really be there....

soccymonster

M&S* wrote: »

One teacher I have has a box of chocolate bars in his desk and at random times during a class quickly takes one out and throws it at someone yelling CHOCOLATE BAR!

Hahahaha! I'll be thinking of the image in my head for ages now laughing to myself :P But in my head, your teacher is some sorta physco that opens their eyes really wide when they throw the bar. Dunno why...

Luno

soccymonster wrote: »

Hahahaha! I'll be thinking of the image in my head for ages now laughing to myself :P But in my head, your teacher is some sorta physco that opens their eyes really wide when they throw the bar. Dunno why...

Haha are you in my school? That's exactly what he does!
He looks like one of those mad scientists with a bald patch and big hair sticking out the sides!
:pac:

soccymonster

Doubt it but still, that's hilarious :P

lissacahaluke

Haha ok none of my teachers are that funny but my woodwork teacher goes off the wall.
He has really bad nose hairs, big white stained lab jacket, a humpback and when someone throws something at him he just roars
"CONDUCT YOURSELF"
and starts pushing him out the door and almost hit a lad in my class before. lol
O and he always curses aswell.

bevan619

There's a pedo school counselor at my school. He walks up and puts his hand on your back or shoulder and says the weirdest things.

Ronan Keating

bevan619 wrote: »

There's a pedo school counselor at my school. He walks up and puts his hand on your back or shoulder and says the weirdest things.

On your back and shoulders?

God.




Report this guy quick.

Blue_Seas

My Religion teacher is seriously weird. In first year all she did was be all nicey-nice and put up with the guys messing in class, then she'd sort of freak out over the smallest thing. One time the guys were yelling and hitting each other in class and she's like "okay okay settle" and then he throws a piece of scrunched up paper and she starts screaming.

The yelling goes on and she repeats herself over and over and then her face goes all red and she goes "okay, that is that!". "Turn to pag- BUT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE" and starts raging again :pac:

Maths teacher is just... ugh. Monotonous voice and doesn't properly explain things, going to have to get a grind. Shame since I did so well in maths in First Year

norwegianwood

M&S* wrote: »

One teacher I have has a box of chocolate bars in his desk and at random times during a class quickly takes one out and throws it at someone yelling CHOCOLATE BAR!
Another teacher I had was interested in what kind of music we listen to so told us to take out our phones and play songs
One other teacher who is completely insane was in class and was thinking about a french song and was like oh my wife would know that so he called her in the class, put her on loudspeaker and asked her to sing it and she was saying no cause I know your in a class now but she ended up singing it!

I have one freaky teacher though
I brought a big Labrador into the class one day (Don't ask)
And she went CRAZY! Started hitting the dog :pac:
I haven't laughed so much in school in my life

I think we're in the same school....
Small world eh?

Steve Collins

We give some of our teachers a hard time so they're bound to get annoying with us... :P Not so much anymore though, haha. It's weird, we seem to get on with them more as we're getting older. All we used to do is hate some teachers last year now we kinda get on with them.

But most of mine are ok, a few are crap though, but still sound.

Our Irish teacher is sound. We always just talk about random stuff, mainly last year though. I remember we spend a whole class telling stories last year.

Luno

norwegianwood wrote: »

I think we're in the same school....
Small world eh?

I'll be shouting norwegianwood around the corridors! :pac:
Really though? That's kind of cool!

norwegianwood

M&S* wrote: »

I'll be shouting norwegianwood around the corridors! :pac:
Really though? That's kind of cool!

Yeah, Carrigaline right?
Work away, I just won't be answering you:pac:

Luno

Yep! :pac: I don't think I will but still . . .