For every beautiful woman there's a guy sick of her !

Pacing Mule

Well the phrase is actually a bit more graphic and vulgar than that but it's an old expression that basically says that it doesn't matter how beautiful / wanted by men in general a woman is, there is someone be it a husband / boyfriend who is bored of her. I always thought that there were some women that this surely couldn't apply to and Cheryl Cole was one of them. Now Ashely Cole it is alleged (Have I Got News For You Language FTW ! ) to have had numerous affairs. Also I thought Tiger Woods missus was beautiful enough to keep any man on the straight and narrow.

So my question / topic for discussion is - is this expression proven beyond doubt at this stage.

BTW - Well aware that this completely focuses on looks and not personalities but it's after hours ......

AnonoBoy

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

I always thought that there were some women that this surely couldn't apply to and Cheryl Cole was one of them.

Why? Do you know her?

wireless101

proven beyond doubt tbh - variety is the spice of life

OutlawPete

Ashley Cole is a prized Prick.

brummytom

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Well the phrase is actually a bit more graphic and vulgar than that but it's an old expression that basically says that it doesn't matter how beautiful / wanted by men in general a woman is, there is someone be it a husband / boyfriend who is bored of her. I always thought that there were some women that this surely couldn't apply to and Cheryl Cole was one of them. Now Ashely Cole it is alleged (Have I Got News For You Language FTW ! ) to have had numerous affairs. Also I thought Tiger Woods missus was beautiful enough to keep any man on the straight and narrow.

So my question / topic for discussion is - is this expression proven beyond doubt at this stage.

BTW - Well aware that this completely focuses on looks and not personalities but it's after hours ......

Some people just get bored and want some variety. Doesn't excuse it though... who'd cheat on Cheryl Cole?!

AnonoBoy

brummytom wrote: »

Doesn't excuse it though... who'd cheat on Cheryl Cole?!

Oh I know this one!

Ashley somebody or other I think his name is.

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

.. who'd cheat on Cheryl Cole?!

Someone that needs a slap.

I can't do anything here in Dublin but surely you can find him and teach him so manners, UK's a small place .. right?

What a waste of total cuteness.

Brum, we've got to fight fight fight fight for her ..

Pacing Mule

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why? Do you know her?

Not as well as I'd like to

iHNb

I think what you said is so true! :L

Mimikyu

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jd007

Ashley Cole does not deserve a penis!

we'llallhavetea_old

ah yeah, i'd say its fairly true alright, but in a fairytale land there are some people lucky enough to have someone they'll never get bored of.

the bastards

Mr. Incognito

People want what they haven't/ can't have.

Some people don't want / appreciate what they have.

QED.

alwaysadub

[QUOTE=Pageant Messiah;64592915]Well the phrase is actually a bit more graphic and vulgar than that but it's an old expression that basically says that it doesn't matter how beautiful / wanted by men in general a woman is, there is someone be it a husband / boyfriend who is bored of her. I always thought that there were some women that this surely couldn't apply to and Cheryl Cole was one of them. Now Ashely Cole it is alleged (Have I Got News For You Language FTW ! ) to have had numerous affairs. Also I thought Tiger Woods missus was beautiful enough to keep any man on the straight and narrow.

So my question / topic for discussion is - is this expression proven beyond doubt at this stage.

BTW - Well aware that this completely focuses on looks and not personalities but it's after hours ...... [/QUOTE]


Why not just tell us the graphic and vulgar version-this is AH ya know:D

Anyway-some people just don't give a fcuk weather they're married or not and will just do whatever pleases them

pablomakaveli

Looking at pictures some of the women he shagged in the papers today made the whole thing even more baffling. A lot of them look like they'd give ya a nasty rash if ya went near them.

TheZohanS

jd007 wrote: »

Ashley Cole does not deserve a penis!

He doesn't deserve a vagina either.

bazmaiden

jd007 wrote: »

Ashley Cole does not deserve a penis!

At least he's using it!!

Pacing Mule

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why not just tell us the graphic and vulgar version-this is AH ya know:D

Anyway-some people just don't give a fcuk weather they're married or not and will just do whatever pleases them

Ah ok so - suppose a mod can delete it if it's termed offensive. The expression is ...

For every beautiful woman there is a guy sick riding her.

liah

Same theory applies to men tbh.

Tar.Aldarion

****ing.


It doesn't matter about the looks..it's variety for them.

AnonoBoy

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

For every beautiful woman there is a guy sick riding her.

If the guy's sick why begrudge him a ride?

You're just mean dude.

walshb

I have tried to feel some sympathy for Cloe, but considering that her marriage
is purely business, much like many celeb marriages, then I can't really feel that sympathy.

You can bet this is exactly what Cheryl wants. More and more media exposure. She is a media whore, just like Katie Price. They really couldn't give a toss why they are in the news, once they're in it.

Pacing Mule

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If the guy's sick why begrudge him a ride?

You're just mean dude.

I know the standard of jokes and wit within After Hours is already quite low in general but congratulations on making the bottom of the barrel.

DJ_U4EA

Guess she won't be fighting for that love anymore then.....thank ****.

OutlawPete

Look at the lying bint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZHn_enZLw

bonerm

jd007 wrote: »

Ashley Cole does not deserve a penis!

Yeah he does .... up his bumbum .... where he likes it best.

allegedly

I actually half-believe he's paying these women to say he's been sleeping with them.

we'llallhavetea_old

OutlawPete wrote: »

Look at the lying bint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZHn_enZLw

well she's a major leap forward in looks compared to the other dawg he rode.

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

Look at the lying bint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZHn_enZLw

Cole Bint-is that really her name??!
Ha,classic:D

WindSock

It's not enough to be beautiful to keep a person interested. Works initially I suppose, but not in the long run. If a person is with someone purely for their looks, then they can just as easily be with others for theirs.

tech77

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ashley Cole is a prized Prick.

Yep, that's the old saying the OP was talking about.

Thanks.
Was doing my head in there trying to think of it.

My name is URL

Ah who cares..? Sure she's only in it for the money anyway.. when they finally get divorced she'll be shacked up with another tabloid regular within months

they move in their own retarded circles and deserve everything they get, imo

OutlawPete

alwaysadub wrote: »

Cole Bint-is that really her name??!
Ha,classic:D

No, just the first thing that popped into my head ..

AnonoBoy

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

I know the standard of jokes and wit within After Hours is already quite low in general but congratulations on making the bottom of the barrel.

What do I win?

Pacing Mule

AnonoBoy wrote: »

What do I win?

A rope ladder to try and get back out.

pookie82

Come on, are you guys telling me that not one of you here has ever been with a totally gorgeous girl who has bored the sh*t out of you after three or four...ahem...dates??

I understand that Cheryl Cole is an exceptionally beautiful woman and that most men the world over would give their nuts to have a go, but she might be a right bitch in real life. Also, could you really see yourself listening to that voice on a daily basis without losing the will to live?

I've fancied really hot guys from afar before and two minutes in their presence has had me running for cover. Looks DO REALLY only get you so far, IMO. I think the numerous examples of guys cheating on the world's hottest women is proof enough of that.

Just goes to show that looks aren't everything.





And that Ashley Cole is a di*khead

Hank_Jones

It's basically just that old chesnut with those feckin eejits though,

''What do you get for the man that has everything?''

Oh, my wife is Cheryl Cole..I think I'll cheat on her...because I can....

What a fcukin tool...

Pacing Mule

pookie82 wrote: »

Also, could you really see yourself listening to that voice on a daily basis without losing the will to live?

I think her accent is sexy as hell tbh.

deisedude

I think we should start a petition to get Chelsea to change their name to "Horny Sleazebags"

jd007

deisedude wrote: »

I think we should start a petition to get Chelsea to change their name to "Horny Sleazebags"

And also set up facebook groups to ensure we are taken seriously!

Little Acorn

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Looking at pictures some of the women he shagged in the papers today made the whole thing even more baffling. A lot of them look like they'd give ya a nasty rash if ya went near them.

I don't think having a partner with just good looks alone would ever be enough to stop a cheater from cheating.
There was a conversation in some film between 2 guys(can't remember name), where one guy was saying to the other something along the lines of:

"So say steak is your favourite food,and every night,week in -week out,you got to have the most delicious,juciest,beautiful steak in the world along with potatoes etc.,most mouthwatering food ever EVERY SINGLE NIGHT-eventually you would get bored and just feel the want/need to just have an unhealthy greasy kebab for a change."

I've not got the exact lines correct,but that was the main gist of the conversation.

(I still think cheaters are 100% in the wrong though.)

alwaysadub

OutlawPete wrote: »

No, just the first thing that popped into my head ..

I knew that,honest:o

bonerm

Apparently Ashley was Sleepless in Seattle last July, which is funny because I always took him more for a You've got Male kinda guy.

Victor

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Now Ashely Cole it is alleged (Have I Got News For You Language FTW ! ) to have had numerous affairs.

I keep having to ask myself is "Ashley" the husband or wife?

recylingbin

Cheryl Cole seems like a sickening cnut. Ashley Cole is an utter cnut.
I'm surprised they lasted as long as they did.

The_B_Man

I'm moving to London. Packing the bags as we speak!
I have a mate who lives in the building with girls Aloud so gonna crash there for a while and casually introduce meself to them. then work me way up to Mr Tweedy 2.0!

kryogen

discussed this before

i would eat breakfast dinner and tea off cheryl coles whispering eye

but i would still probably cheat on her if im getting offers constantly

you get bored of having pizza every night, sometimes you want a chineese, sometimes a bit of italian, who can turn down a nice juicy steak once in a while?

m@cc@

recylingbin wrote: »

Cheryl Cole seems like a sickening cnut.

I'd like to be balls deep in her sickening cnut.

OutlawPete

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'd like to be balls deep in her sickening cnut.

She only dates guys with 2000 posts or more .. so you got no chance buddy.

No, wait .. hurry up, hurry up

m@cc@

OutlawPete wrote: »

She only dates guys with 2000 posts or more .. so you got no chance buddy.

No, wait .. hurry up, hurry up

Who needs 2000 posts when you've got flagpole? [Sid James]: Wah wah wah.












*Actually that was poor.

bonerm

Don't see the appeal of her tbh? She looks and acts like a skank. Plus she's only married to Cole to be his beard and to synergise their celebrity.

Irishcrx

She's a stunning looking girl no doubt and most lads here would do anything to get a shot, but in fairness if I was the first choice left back fot Chelsea, worth millions and had Cheryl Cole....it's human nature to get bored/feel invincable and I do believe the saying.

Show me a stunning woman and i'll show you a man who's tired of ****ing her.

I see it all the time, lads cheating on their girlfriends and all his mates going "Are you mad, X is amazing" two months later there at the same thing. Same applies to women.