Susan Boyle Joke

Ronan Keating

Susan Boyle woke up one day and started rubbing under her arm. She started talking to it.






































Her arm was so hairy she thought she was rubbing her pet cat Pebbles!

:pac:

steve french

boo!!!, are you drunk?

aidan_walsh

This can be funny. However, it requires you to think that it may be one of those "German anti-jokes" and read in the appropriate accent.

Ronan Keating

steve french wrote: »

boo!!!, are you drunk?

I don't drink on Sunday Afternoons. :pac:

Wagon

Ronan Keating wrote: »

I don't drink on Sunday Afternoons. :pac:

Maybe you should consider it.

Skerries

maybe she thought it was a boyle

Ronan Keating

I'd say she has a fair few of them in her armpit!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Quiet possibly the worst joke I have ever heard. Apart possibly from the ones told by six-year-olds.

MickShamrock

That joke was terrible.

Ronan Keating

I'll admit it wasn't great but there was an element of class to it no doubt.

Capt'n Midnight

Ronan Keating wrote: »

I'll admit it wasn't great but there was an element of class to it no doubt.

First class ?

mfceiling

Ronan Keating wrote: »

Susan Boyle woke up one day and started rubbing under her arm. She started talking to it.






































Her arm was so hairy she thought she was rubbing her pet cat Pebbles!

:pac:

What happened then......?

Ronan Keating

The joke is that she was so hairy that she thought it was her cat

patmac

Ronan Keating wrote: »

The joke is that she was so hairy that she thought it was her cat

Ha, ha, ha of course.
Now it's funny, thanks for explaining it, that makes all the difference.

In other news.
I had a terrible dream the other night, I dreamt I woke up with a boil on my prick, it was Susan Boyle.

Ronan Keating

patmac wrote: »

I had a terrible dream the other night, I dreamt I woke up with a boil on my prick, it was Susan Boyle.

That is good. Her face is like a boil, a rotten boil. That's a good one.

Ronan Keating

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Quiet possibly the worst joke I have ever heard. Apart possibly from the ones told by six-year-olds.

That's a bit harsh. I'mnot hilarious but it wasn't terrible either.

tipperaryboy

haha..was that supposed to be a joke? not a very good one.

Ronan Keating

Well it made you laugh!

brendansmith

Ronan Keating wrote: »

That's a bit harsh.

False

Ronan Keating wrote: »

I'mnot hilarious

True

Ronan Keating wrote: »

but it wasn't terrible either.

False

teddy_303

Perhaps the joke about her being an anti-Jihad suicide bomber defense mechanism might help? As in, "Would the would be bombers still want to blow themselves amongst many others, and have 70 virgins waiting for them in heaven, now that they know what a virgin looks like?

That's got to be better, no?

m@cc@

aidan_walsh wrote: »

This can be funny. However, it requires you to think that it may be one of those "German anti-jokes" and read in the appropriate accent.

McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave ze toilet seat up?
I]pause[/I Zat's the joke.
Man: I]from audience[/I You suck, McBain!
I]McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience[/I

Optimalprimerib

m@cc@ wrote: »

McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave ze toilet seat up?
I]pause[/I Zat's the joke.
Man: I]from audience[/I You suck, McBain!
I]McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience[/I

The first thing that came into my head when i read that

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ronan Keating wrote: »

That's a bit harsh. I'mnot hilarious but it wasn't terrible either.

I don`t know if you are or not, but the joke most certainly is terrible.

dak

Gillette have just given the Tiger Woods Contract to SB.

wonderboysam

dude your jokes have gone off the boyle

Ronan Keating

The joke was so funny I got a boyle on my throat from laughing at it!

randomname

Ronan Keating wrote: »

The joke was so funny I got a boyle on my throat from laughing at it!

You say it best when you say nothing at all, as quoted by another poster earlier.

Ronan Keating

randomname wrote: »

You say it best when you say nothing at all.

'Cause every time You leave me I'm sad
The moment You're returning I'm glad
So let's not go forgetting
What we had
'Cause its bad
So damn bad, yeah...

Ronan Keating

Susan Boyle met a man who said he thought she was beautiful.

She was over the moon until....








...he told her...



















...it was an April Fool!

Dilynnio

haha!u so funny!

Im sure she isn't bothered by the jokes......she received a cheque for 4.5 million today from her record company on her birthday!

Nice!

Ronan Keating

A nice big durty wan for her there.

Wonder what she'll spend it on?

A brazillian!

Dlite

Ronan Keating wrote: »

A nice big durty wan for her there.

Wonder what she'll spend it on?

A brazillian!

No, a landing strip.

For her plane.

Ronan Keating

Dlite wrote: »

No, a landing strip.

For her plane.

No, a buffet.


For her cat Pebbles.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Ronan Keating wrote: »

No, a buffet.


For her cat Pebbles.

Just give up.

Jumpy

Sigh.

It looks like I am going to have to rescue this.

Amazing isn't it? They can put a man on the moon, but they can't put a man on Susan Boyle.

How many Susan Boyle's does it take to change a lightbulb?

AGHHH, Turn it off, turn it off!!

If you get an email sent to you with an attachment called, 'Susan Boyle Naked', DO NOT CLICK ON THE ATTACHMENT.
It isn't a virus, it's a picture of Susan Boyle Naked.

So Susan Boyle is admitting she is a virgin. Well, I guess Scotland's drinking problems aren't as bad as we thought.

Ronan Keating

Surprisingly, Boyle did not even receive a nomination for the best new female artist. Insiders believe Boyle was snubbed because she is not trendy, stylish, or a woman.


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Susan Boyle's smelly old fanny.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Troll.

Ronan Keating

It's a joke.

But it mightn't be to everyones taste.