Tiger Woods live conference in 5 mins

Conor108

So Tiger Woods is gonna do some Live press conference on Youtube at 4PM Today (5 glorious minutes away)

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YOUTUBE LINK

Biggins

I'm sorry, I made a mistake, please forgive me, now where's my next cheque?

Noopti

"All those reports that I boned 7 women are absolutely and completely incorrect. I boned 18 women" *high fives guy next to him*

bonerm

[golf pun here]

3hn2givr7mx1sc

A little 'birdie' told me what he was gonna say, but then an 'eagle' took the little birdie away, the little birdie was probably a liar anyway so I'd say what he told me was all 'bog(ey)us'.

/Anyone see my coat?

Gone Drinking

Watching now, no genuine emotion at all

Co45

baz2009 wrote: »

/Anyone see my coat?

You didn't have one. No one that unfunny could gain any kind of employment to afford one.

Fizman

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Watching now, no genuine emotion at all

Probably because he's a robot.

A horny one at that.

mikom

baz2009 wrote: »

A little 'birdie' told me what he was gonna say, but then an 'eagle' took the little birdie away, the little birdie was probably a liar anyway so I'd say what he told me was all 'bog(ey)us'.

/Anyone see my coat?

It left halfway through the "joke" and took your jocks with it.

eddie the eagle

spbalding woods.....Bring the Amber Lamps

Dancor

Having a right go at the media there

Dancor

Talking religion now. Turning off

jon1981

pure crap... no emotion... cringe worthy stuff. its all me me me me me from the bits i listened to

Biggins

PR spin now.

high heels

Ehh what kind of camera angle is that!!!

Lets put the camera behind him!

Biggins

8 Sky channels alone are showing it live, including Al Jazeera!

That was truely ridiculous

cherryghost

what a joke. you'd swear he was attending a funeral or something, and the front row was greiving for his loss.

Glico Man

When he went to hug his mum I thought "christ he's at it again already!"

eddie the eagle

guys on CNN saying his speach was a PR disaster

patmac

It would have been great if at the end the camera showed a blond giving him a BJ.

Biggins

For those that are late to the party, into hurting ones ears and want to listen to his excuse here is an audio download link:
http://rapidshare.com/files/352913734/Tiger_Woods_statement.mp3

cherryghost

eddie the eagle wrote: »

guys on CNN saying his speach was a PR disaster

course it was, it was a prewritten speech written by a chimpanzee. it was woeful.

eddie the eagle

cherryghost wrote: »

course it was, it was a prewritten speech written by a chimpanzee. it was woeful.

a buddhist chimpanzee?

chalad07

That was almost surreal. Am i the only one who finds it ridiculous that he needs to apologize to his 'fans'. FFS it's not his fans he was cheating on.

He's a golfer, what this circus has to do with golf is beyond me.

Noopti

He should have just kept his mouth shut, tried to fix his marraige and eventually got back to playing golf. Who decided he needed this PR disaster!?

Biggins

Someone on his PR team must have decided that a public statement was the way to go.
I don't think this statement was very advantageous to him to be honest.
It don't nothing for rescuing his credibility.

fulhamfanincork

What a hero. He has been through so much, the surgery, the car crash.

I just hope that one day he finds the strength and desire to return to his game.

InKonspikuou2

Who gives a fúck what he did. Without condoning cheating it is something that happens everyday. Why didn't he just get divorced or work it out and then get back to golf or whatever the fúck he wants to do. Why the big fuss about it?

Biggins

InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

...Why the big fuss about it?

Money, corporate America and profit?