Unzip your fly Vs Unbelt your Pants

Reganovski

This has always puzzled me when I go to a public toilet. Some people untie their belt when they're going for a wizz while someone like myself just unzip my fly, pull it out and wizz. So why do some people untie their belt, unzip their fly and wizz? Whats with the extra step? Isn't that why we have a fly? So we don't have to untie our belts?

I think I'll add a poll too.....

azezil

Some of us just can't fit ours out through a little zipper.

Biggins

I think you need a good night out. Your stressing too much about such important things.

alwaysadub

Why are you staring at other men when you're in the bathroom??

Captain Chaos

Reganovski wrote: »

This has always puzzled me when I go to a public toilet. Some people untie their belt when they're going for a wizz while someone like myself just unzip my fly, pull it out and wizz. So why do some people untie their belt, unzip their fly and wizz? Whats with the extra step? Isn't that why we have a fly? So we don't have to untie our belts?

I think I'll add a poll too.....

Try undoing a button fly with your belt closed.

ScumLord

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why are you staring at other men when you're in the bathroom??

That's why I prefer to use a cubicle.

If I have buttons I have to undo the belt, if it's a zipper I usually don't.

AnonoBoy

It's all about the rituals really.

Button fly jeans - you gotta open the belt first, and then tuck the end of the belt into your pocket so you don't pee all over it.

Then it's hot tap once, cold tap twice, hot tap once and my hands are to be dried with an even number of wipes with the towel.

After that it's tap shoes twice each, avoid the cracks and only use my left hand to open the door.

Lightswitch off and on, off and on and off and on.

Cough twice and then back to the bar.

Everything done.

Family safe for another night.

Simple really.

WindSock

Belt & Zip, otherwise there would be an aaaawful mess. :pac:

Noopti

Usually unzip and unbelt, less constrictive with a more postive resulting flow.

WindSock

azezil wrote: »

Some of us just can't fit ours out through a little zipper.

Cue surge in Belt & Zip option on poll

Dont be at yourself

My mickey's too big, and I don't want to squeeze in between a line of metal jaws when I'm taking a slash.

Reganovski

alwaysadub wrote: »

Why are you staring at other men when you're in the bathroom??

I don't have to be staring at other men, its easy to notice whether they open their belt or not!! :rolleyes:

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Try undoing a button fly with your belt closed.

I have a few jeans with a button fly and I still don't have untie my belt :P

AnonoBoy

Reganovski wrote: »

I have a few jeans with a button fly and I still don't have untie my belt :P

Hey man, it's good to see someone that's happy with their inadequacies.

Kudos.

Spinellie

Oooh, I thought... this was .. about something entirely different!

azezil wrote: »

Some of us just can't fit ours out through a little zipper.

hehehe

Biggins

why do some people untie their belt, unzip their fly and wizz? Whats with the extra step?

Boils down to what I'm wearing to be honest for me.
Some of my gear has a lower waste-line so visiting the waste disposal facility means that sometimes the belt has to be undone in order to gain access to an button underneath that is making it actually awkward to get to the zip handle.

Kiera

Oh the mental images

Reganovski

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Hey man, it's good to see someone that's happy with their inadequacies.

Kudos.

Nope....I just have small hands......oh wait.............

NothingMan

I wear button fly jeans and I just undo all the buttons bar the top one, and of course leave the belt closed. Noone wants to see a grown man like this.

newmember2

Belt/button and zip and a cubicle so I can wipe my little(!!) man when I'm finished. Opening the belt/button lets you get your balls out for a breath of fresh air.

Buford T Justice

AnonoBoy wrote: »

It's all about the rituals really.

Button fly jeans - you gotta open the belt first, and then tuck the end of the belt into your pocket so you don't pee all over it.

Then it's hot tap once, cold tap twice, hot tap once and my hands are to be dried with an even number of wipes with the towel.

After that it's tap shoes twice each, avoid the cracks and only use my left hand to open the door.

Lightswitch off and on, off and on and off and on.

Cough twice and then back to the bar.

Everything done.

Family safe for another night.

Simple really.

OCD Much?

Yee Haw, 1234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

Nervous Wreck

I always de-belt cos I go over the fence. Through the gate never really worked for me. I started going through the gate recently enough and I actually quite liked it! But then I forgot and went back to my ordinary methods....

Noopti

Also good sometimes to let the twins out for a look around and a bit of fresh air.

My name is URL

It doesn't work right if you just unzip, there's always a few dribbles left behind that can't ehh... get through

Kiera

My name is URL wrote: »

It doesn't work right if you just unzip, there's always a few dribbles left behind that can't ehh... get through

Oh the mental image

My name is URL

Kiera wrote: »

Oh the mental image

Gravity makes fools of us all

Noopti

It's true. Many a time I have mistakenly thought I was finished only for it to sneak out another 3-4 drops once re-packaged. Which can be annoying.....

NothingMan

Noopti wrote: »

It's true. Many a time I have mistakenly thought I was finished only for it to sneak out another 3-4 drops once re-packaged. Which can be annoying.....

This has nothing to do with belt unbuckling though. This is your cocks revenge for the few times in your life you've let it near an absolute pig of a woman.

It is the most uncomfortable feeling, especially when you're going straight outside on a cold day. You can spent 5 minutes shaking and pulling back the skin and shaking some more, but it manages to hide some reserves for you to release down your leg as soon as you relax.

OutlawPete

Do any other guys here (like they are going to admit it Pete, ffs) ever suffer from stage fright when at the urinals.

I'm fine if there are one or two blokes there but if there are guys behind me waiting, it freaks me out. They are waiting for me to hurry up and it gets to me.

I usually say a little prayer like: 'Oh dear god let me pi*s, everyone can see me, they know I have a bad case of urinal fear, please please, just a tinkle'.

Hardly ever works and I just button up, head bowed and apologies to eeryone there and assure them all that this is NOT a problem that extends to the bedroom as I have no problems there thank you very much.

Also, how come when you compliment a guy on his cock in the toilets he gets all defensive and throwing out homophobic remarks? It's 2010 loser!!

Noopti

OutlawPete wrote: »

Do any other guys here (like they are going to admit it Pete, ffs) ever suffer from stage fright when at the urinals.

I'm fine if there are one or two blokes there but if there are guys behind me waiting, it freaks me out. They are waiting for me to hurry up and it gets to me.

I usually say a little prayer like: 'Oh dear god let me pi*s, everyone can see me, they know I have a bad case of urinal fear, please please, just a tinkle'.

Hardly ever works and I just button up, head bowed and apologies to eeryone there and assure them all that this is NOT a problem that extends to the bedroom as I have no problems there thank you very much.

Also, how come when you compliment a guy on his cock in the toilets he gets all defensive and throwing out homophobic remarks? It's 2010 loser!!

Yeah, can happen sometimes. I usually sing "Don't go chasing waterfalls" in my head.....which for some mental reason usually works.......

silver_surfer

azezil wrote: »

Some of us just can't fit ours out through a little zipper.

this

bonerm

Noopti wrote: »

Yeah, can happen sometimes. I usually sing "Don't go chasing waterfalls" in my head.....which for some mental reason usually works.......

I hum the theme from Ghostbusters. It reminds me not to cross the streams.

Noopti

bonerm wrote: »

I hum the theme from Ghostbusters. It reminds me not to cross the streams.

Fantastic!

DubMedic

I'm surprised no-one has posted this. (NSFW).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3XKF2GcjE

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Reganovski

DubMedic wrote: »

I'm surprised no-one has posted this. (NSFW).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3XKF2GcjE

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owchhhhh

CianRyan

You might as well stick your cock in a scissors, zippers are fúcking sharp!