TNA iMPACT! Live March 8th *Upcoming iMPACT! Spoilers*

Machismo Fan

The main event for the show will be AJ Styles and Ric Flair vs. Abyss and Hulk Hogan. Here's the spoilers for the next couple of weeks:

http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/tna-spoilers/tna-impact-taping-results-february-16-2010.php

TNA Wrestling taped the remainder of the 2/25 edition of Impact and the 3/4 edition (the final episode in the Thursday night timeslot) tonight from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. Below are full taping results:

* Xplosion match, Okada vs. Alex Shelley. I apologize if I got the name wrong, it's a Japanese male with a name that sounds like Okada. Winner via Sliced Bread #2, Alex Shelly

* Xplosion match, Kiyoshi vs. Homicide vs. Amazing Red. Winner via standing shooting star press, Amazing Red

* Xplosion match, Hamada vs Traci Brooks. Winner via Hamada Driver, Hamada

* Impact match, Desmond Wolfe w/Chelsea vs. Abyss. Winner via black hole slam, Abyss. AJ Styles and Ric Flair attack after the match. Wolfe used a chair and attacked Abyss too. They're all beating Abyss up until Hulk Hogan comes out to stop it. Hogan takes out AJ, Flair and Wolfe and then Flair takes out his leg and they all whoop him. Flair and AJ deliver chops to him and Abyss has been handcuffed to the ring. AJ, Flair and Wolfe continue their assault on Hogan and AJ hits Hogan with the world title. Hogan is bleeding. Abyss hulks up and rips the handcuffs and everybody makes a run for it. Hogan gets on the mic after a couple minutes and says since Flair wants to stick his nose in business, he's going to wrestle in a match March 8th. AJ Styles & Flair vs. Abyss & Hulk Hogan.

* For the TNA Global Championship, Rob Terry vs. Mr. Anderson. Before the match, Anderson asks if he's supposed to feel sorry for spitting on some medals given to Kurt Angle from the widow of a fallen soldier? Angle comes up behind Anderson and nails him with a chair shot. Angle calls Terry over. Terry grabs Anderson and brings him to the ring. The match has officially started. Winner via Running Power Slam, Rob Terry. Match ended as soon as it started.

* ODB vs. Daffney. Daffney got DQed for going nuts and using the ring steps to smash ODB's leg while it was around a ring post. She then used a mop on ODB's leg. Dr. Stevie had to pull her off.

* Eric Bischoff promo. He's man enough to admit his mistakes. You have to look back at the things you've done wrong and not feel bad but learn from them. He says Jeff Jarrett is different and he'd like him to come out. Jarrett is out with music and pyro. Bischoff knows the situation is tough but he can put it all behind him. Eric has something for him, the barbwire bat. He knows asking him to use it is disgusting and unfair. He feels Jarrett did the right thing not using it, but he didn't do the right thing by him. He's giving him one more shot to do the right thing. He wants Jarrett to go to catering and flip some burgers. He also wants to follow health codes and puts a hairnet on Jarrett. He asks him if he has a problem and Jarrett says nothing. Eric says happy flipping and leaves.

Non title match, Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me vs. Beer Money Inc. vs. TNA Tag Team Champions Matt Morgan & Hernandez. Beer Money, Inc won after Storm superkicked Morgan and Roode schoolboyed him. Morgan was showboating too much and was being a jerk to Hernandez. Neither was happy with the other after the match.

* Doug Williams vs. Rob Terry. Winner via short chokeslam, Rob Terry. Brutus Magnus attacks Terry afterwards. He and Williams gang up on Terry and leave him laid out.

Likely to air (3/4 iMPACT)

* AJ Styles and Ric Flair come out first. There are a lot of ladies with them again. Flair says he's overwhelmed at all this talent. They've had time to think about last week with Hulk Hogan. They want Hogan out so they can give him a present and give back to TNA. Hogan and Abyss come out. Flair asks if he can assume that this will be peaceful. Hogan says he's got nothing to worry about because this is not the time for it. Flair wants to apologize for their bad judgment and actions. Flair offers Hogan all his ladies but says Abyss gets nothing. Hogan says he doesn't want anything fro Flair, not a beer or one of his hits of Viagra. Hogan said he promised everybody not to step in the ring and help TNA get to the top. But after what they did, he and Abyss are getting in the ring to take Flair and the wannabe Flair to school. Flair says if that's what he wants then he'll do it. He said the one thing he never did was beat Hogan on national TV. AJ says Hogan had it all when he wrestled. Now AJ is the champ. AJ says it's time to get out of here and train. Bischoff comes out and says AJ has business to take care of tonight. AJ vs. Desmond Wolfe vs. The Pope vs. Abyss is happening tonight.

* Angelina Love is out. She calls Velvet Sky a bitch and says she's not leaving until she gets out here. Velvet comes out wielding a pink belt. Angelina goes after her and beats her all over the place. Angelina brings her in the ring and delivers a scissor kick. She takes the belt and is going to use it until the rest of the Beautiful People run out. They hold Angelina down so Velvet can whip her with the belt. They beat on her and then pose to their music and leave.

* Mr. Anderson is out dressed as Angle with a bald cap, mouth guard, fake tan and a tag that says loser. He says he's the best wrestler as well as the most injury prone wrestler in the world today. He said he broke his neck tying his shoe and from walking his dog. He said he did it while taking a dump and drinking a Yoohoo and however else. He said he had serious business to discuss. Mr. Anderson cut his head but in reality he just wants sympathy. Angle comes out and attacks Anderson. Anderson bails to the outside and throws a beer in Angle's face. He then Angle Slams him in the ring, takes the bald caps off and snaps it on Angle. Anderson takes Angle's tags and leaves.

Ridley

Anderson would be more useful to TNA if he dropped to Kennedy repetition schtick.

paddyismaddy

oh god can it get any worse :rolleyes:

D2D

So it's Flair and Flair Jr (Styles) vs. Hogan and Abyss on the live iMPACT!?!? It'll be very interesting to see what rating the live iMPACT! gets with Hogan actually wrestling.

Am I the only one who find's it funny that Anderson of all people mocks Angle for being injury prone. This is a man who injured his wrist from taking an RKO on his return to WWE. He got fired because Orton said he was too injury prone

Also, I can't wait to see the Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me vs. Beer Money Inc. vs. Matt Morgan & Hernandez match

JP Liz V1

I hope Matt Morgan & Hernandez drop the TNA Tag Team titles soon (hopefully to MCMG) both seem to had been getting a singles push but with Hogan in charge that could be gone now

chopperbyrne

AJ is going to have to give the performance of his life to carry those three donkeys.

Wonder what Raw will counter with that night.

grames_bond

Dare_2_defy wrote: »

So it's Flair and Flair Jr (Styles) vs. Hogan and Abyss on the live iMPACT!?!? It'll be very interesting to see what rating the live iMPACT! gets with Hogan actually wrestling.

I think thats a very good move, just like the jan 4th iMPACT i think people will tune into this just out of morbid curiosity, can hogan/flair still move, what will the match be like, who will have to carry the match etc etc! shrewd business sence, i smell bishoff!

Nody

Why do I have a vision in my head of Hogan pinning Flair ala Australian tour...

Machismo Fan

chopperbyrne wrote: »

AJ is going to have to give the performance of his life to carry those three donkeys.

Wonder what Raw will counter with that night.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/special/allspecialguesthosts/upcomingguesthosts

March 8, 2010: Criss Angel
Raw will quite possibly blow your mind only three weeks before WrestleMania as the “mindfreak” himself, Criss Angel, hosts Raw from Portland, Ore.

Criss Angel is more than your average illusionist. In addition to his hit show Mindfreak, Angel has teamed with Cirque du Soleil to take magic to a new, introspective and psychological level with “Believe” in Las Vegas.

And Abyss by no means needs to be carried.

Dean820

Hogan or AJ has get the pin for TNA's sake. I'd imagine they'll go with Hogan getting the pin to keep the fans happy.