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Smart Woman

  • 15-02-2010 11:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭


    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She
    went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
    said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
    wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
    mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten.

    The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be
    the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do
    realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man
    in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. " The woman replied,
    "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have

    eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM! She's the most beautiful woman in the world.

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
    frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
    he will be ten times richer than you. The woman said, "That's okay,
    because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.

    So, KAZAM! She's the richest woman in the world.

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
    a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    ATTENTION ALL FEMALE READERS: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
    here and continue feeling good.

    ATTENTION ALL MALE READERS: Please scroll down.























    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

    Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
    HAHa, just joking.

    Let them continue to think that way. It's easier!

    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show
    that you women never listen!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭RandomAccess


    You had me at 'Smart Woman' !
    Best laugh I've had all day... ahhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    The term "Smart Woman" is an oxymoron tbh. Still tough, I suppose that's why it's in the humour section.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    That was hilarious! Thanks OP!


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