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Megan Fox

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  • #2
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Apparently her thumbs would put off some of the AH lads...


  • #3
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Yes......... A king crisps man myself.


  • #4
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Would ye kick her out of bed for eating taytos!!!

    It's a ridiculous overreaction to banish an attractive celebrity from your bed on the basis of an innocent bedtime snack.

    I would at least ask her to eat them from a plate though: preferably something in durable, washable plastic like tupperware for convenience.


  • #5
    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    before she was famous

    http://wzzrdirt.com/2010/02/01/megan-fox-before-she-was-megan-fox/


  • #6
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Im sure she could be converted to king for you since there tastier. Would you kick her out then!


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  • #7
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Do you mean taytos now...or crisps? Are you one of these freaks who call all crisps taytos? I need to know before I can answer your question.


  • #8
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Yeah **** that. King, or nothing.


  • #9
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    I, and many others, do find her earlobes off-putting.
    A solid 6/10. No more, no less.


  • #10
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Megan v 1.0 looks better to me (or at least she looks like she could live next door which would do me! :pac: ).


  • #11
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's a ridiculous overreaction to banish an attractive celebrity from your bed on the basis of an innocent bedtime snack.

    I would at least ask her to eat them from a plate though: preferably something in durable, washable plastic like tupperware for convenience.

    Haha, thats probably the best reply I ever heard. Fair comment, Id certainly give her a tub to eat from! :)


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  • #12
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    There may have been threads about her already, but seriously! Would ye kick her out of bed for eating taytos!!!

    No, I'd give her more so I can call her fatty fat fat fat and feel slightly better about myself :pac:


  • #13
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    That would be an ecuminical matter.


  • #14
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Peglegged wrote: »
    before she was famous

    http://wzzrdirt.com/2010/02/01/megan-fox-before-she-was-megan-fox/

    She was even a fine bit of stuff back then!!!


  • #15
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    She is pretty but she still isnt perfect
    megan-fox-rhinoplasty.jpg

    Make up and airbrushing is a miracle

    They asked her to do pictures with no make up on and what did she do hahahaha come with some make up on
    http://www.meganfox.com/megan-fox-makeup/


  • #16
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    I really really don't get all the fuss about Megan Fox. She's definitely attractive but nothing special imo.


  • #17
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    caseyann wrote: »
    She is pretty but she still isnt perfect

    How do you get the time to post here when you're so flat out with modeling work?


  • #18
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    caseyann wrote: »
    She is pretty but she still isnt perfect
    You could say that about anyone - even Michelle Pfeiffer.


  • #19
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Not saying she's unattractive. Just that there are so much, much more attractive women out there.

    *Sits back and awaits "Pics or GTFO"*


  • #20
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    But would ye still give her one!


  • #21
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    I, and many others, do find her earlobes off-putting.
    Like her thumbs? And like Rihanna's massive forehead and Fás girl's cockeyedness? I understand. So hard to find a woman that meets the AH standard... :(


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  • #22
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    But would ye still give her one!

    Tbh, this is After Hours, most of here would do the "Wonga" guy from the Envirofone ad.


  • #23
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    My wife is better looking tbh. Pics or GTFO etc. It's the truth and I know it. She doesn't need to be airbrushed to within an inch of her life either.


  • #24
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    Dudess wrote: »
    Like her thumbs? And like Rihanna's massive forehead and Fás girl's cockeyedness? I understand. So hard to find a woman that meets the AH standard... :(

    Its a GOOD thing AH has set the bar high, lets be honest most Irish women are about as attractive as colon cancer.


  • #25
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Imagine if boards.ie were approached to write the standards on natural selection. Who would make!


  • #26
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    Imost Irish women are about as attractive as colon cancer.

    Good analogy considering the amount of shit both deal with.


  • #27
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    Its a GOOD thing AH has set the bar high, lets be honest most Irish women are about as attractive as colon cancer.

    Just like Irish men.


  • #28
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    There's still a few good lookers out there!


  • #29
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Doni Mack wrote: »
    Its a GOOD thing AH has set the bar high
    And only right - bunch of young Marlon Brandos the lot of them! :pac:

    I see you said "most Irish women are... <phenomenally insulting phrase>" as opposed to just "Irish women are..." That's progress I suppose! :D


  • #30
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    stovelid wrote: »
    How do you get the time to post here when you're so flat out with modeling work?
    I dont need to brag what i turned down :rolleyes:
    Sorry i said something in truth about your queen:D


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  • #31
    sorrywhat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    I think she looks duuurty. Id say she could be classed as a "filthy ride".


  • #32
    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Megan fox is just Meh to me... Meh

    Now Avril Lavigne - There's a Foxy lady. and I know that I'll have some support form Tar and a few others too.


  • #33
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Fingers McGee wrote: »
    Megan fox is just Meh to me... Meh

    Now Avril Lavigne - There's a Foxy lady. and I know that I'll have some support form Tar and a few others too.

    Now I'd give her a run for her money!!!!


  • #34
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Never has there been such an aptly named female


  • #35
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Dudess wrote: »
    You could say that about anyone - even Michelle Pfeiffer.


    I would say that about them all.Its ridiculous the pedestal men put these women on and women put them on pedestal as well.Whats wrong with world more and more everyday is women aren't happy with themselves and men think perfect woman is airbrushed :D


  • #36
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Never has there been such an aptly named female
    Well apart from Fanny Fangita the Mexican Vagina model of course.


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  • #37
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    caseyann wrote: »
    I would say that about them all.Its ridiculous the pedestal men put these women on and women put them on pedestal as well.Whats wrong with world more and more everyday is women aren't happy with themselves and men think perfect woman is airbrushed :D

    I must buy one of them airbrushes for myself so i can touch up some of the women I sleep with.:pac:


  • #38
    Doni Mack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Doni Mack


    Dudess wrote: »
    And only right - bunch of young Marlon Brandos the lot of them! :pac:

    I see you said "most Irish women are... <phenomenally insulting phrase>" as opposed to just "Irish women are..." That's progress I suppose! :D

    Obviously I excluded older women (28+), because they are just the human equivalent of 'left luggage'


  • #39
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    I actually do the bulk of my crisp eating in bed.


  • #40
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    Would ye kick her out of bed...

    She has a tattoo. Ugh.


  • #41
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    MaybeLogic wrote: »
    I must buy one of them airbrushes for myself so i can touch up some of the women I sleep with.:pac:

    Nah better to buy pic or put bag over their heads :D


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  • #42
    Boom Boom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭Boom Boom


    Are we talking just crisps here or would a crisp sambo be allowed

    I'd defo kick her out if she didn't bring me some....


    Or


    bone her doggy style while she's eating hers and kiss me own biceps while looking in the mirror......................duurrtttyyyy


  • #43
    The Face Kicker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭The Face Kicker


    I know what I'd like to do to her. :)


  • #44
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    caseyann wrote: »
    I dont need to brag what i turned down

    Clarity of expression?


  • #45
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    http://vodpod.com/watch/2208491-megan-fox-conan-obrien-interview

    She's amazing.


  • #46
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Now I know I'm an international male model and former face of the year winner and all and but I hope you will take my pov on board regardless when I say I don't find Megan Fox attractive (or at least less attractive than hundreds of women I can think of - both IRL and celebs.)

    TBH I find it very boring when someone like Megan Fox is rolled out and every man on the planet is supposed fall over themselves lauding her virtues. Worse, if you don't you're accused of being some sort of perfectionist.

    Further I suspect this is a "safe answer". It's the reaction that will make you become 'accepted' by the group. Now don't get me wrong, I accept that lot of men fancy her. I also suspect every male closet homosexual out there fancies Megan Fox too because thats what the media and their peers have told them to project.

    Anyway, I have a decidedly average woman to chase now. Good day to you all!


  • #47
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Dudess wrote: »
    You could say that about anyone - even Michelle Pfeiffer.

    But Michelle Pfeiffer is perfect.

    If only she was 25 years younger and I actually had a chance.

    I can feel a daydream coming on.


  • #48
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I've never seen the fascination about her TBH.


  • #49
    alexlyons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    the perfect woman... or so its claimed, I'd be pretty much in agreement..


  • #50
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    alexlyons wrote: »
    the perfect woman... or so its claimed, I'd be pretty much in agreement..

    Sorry, don't know her. :p


  • #51
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I can feel a daydream coming on.

    here..


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