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How Do You Become A Mod?

  • 07-02-2010 2:28pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭


    think the title speaks for itself lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    A little thing called the AMP test. You should try it. Some people have been successful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    think the title speaks for itself lol

    Suck an admin off . . .

    Or go to Mod school


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Send the admins fabulous gifts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭gonnaplayrugby


    a blowjob would prob suffice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    It's not pretty - you need to like The Jam and Ocean Colour Scene.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Having a slightly less offensive username is usually a good starting point...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    lol im a classy lady, i dont suck my way through life!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    By licking áss windows


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    here we go again

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    You unban face_kicker. That is how a real mod would operate


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    tman wrote: »
    Having a slightly less offensive username is usually a good starting point...


    I'm not even gonna lie, I don't know whats so offensive about myusername, my friends have been called me window licker for years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Spend 12 days in the dublin moutains with nothing but a sharp stick.

    drink the blood of a previous mod.

    bite the head off a bat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭cedomination


    I'm not even gonna lie, I don't know whats so offensive about myusername, my friends have been called me window licker for years

    Get new friends.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    try the helpdesk, or as its now known the boards.ie complaints and assistance forum. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Do the polka.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    Get new friends.


    think i'll take u up on that one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    1. window licker

    A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window whilst staring at you

    2. window licker


    (derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated.
    It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=window%20licker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    OMG. now thats ofensive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Send an Apple to Head Office.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    OMG. now thats ofensive

    just pointing out the error of your username.
    Im not trying to slag you or anything! honestly, its a funny username, but i wouldnt use it!!

    If your friends call you that, id be kinda pished.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    Take a longboat and 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find a village...pillage, plunder and burn all that you find!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Do you lick your Monitor:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Serious answer? When new a new mod (or mods) are appointed to a forum, the admins will look for a regular user, who's got a good knowledge of the subject of the forum, gets on well with the users of that forum, and can be vouched for by existing mods. It doesn't involve bribes, payments, favours or rituals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    On this site?
    Have the congeniality of a bouncer, sense of humour optional.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭window_licker


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    just pointing out the error of your username.
    Im not trying to slag you or anything! honestly, its a funny username, but i wouldnt use it!!

    If your friends call you that, id be kinda pished.


    It never even crossed my mind that you were trying to slag me or anything! I would of never used the name if I knew what it meant! I feel mean now :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    It never even crossed my mind that you were trying to slag me or anything! I would of never used the name if I knew what it meant! I feel mean now :(

    Ha ha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    I really want to know how you got Window licker as a nickname lol

    Whats even funnier is meeting you on a bus and saying

    " Alright Window licker "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I really want to know how you got Window licker as a nickname lol

    It's times like these when I realize that I have seen far too many porn flicks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It's times like these when I realize that I have seen far too many porn flicks.

    Hook me up. That sounds like porno gold.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Hook me up. That sounds like porno gold.

    Well, it wasn't a window - it was a hot steamy glass shower partition :eek:

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, it wasn't a window - it was a hot steamy glass shower partition :eek:

    :P
    Retard porn came into my mind tbh.



    Shall not be unseen :(


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Slay the archdemon as a Grey Warden in Dragon Age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I think you have to be a qualified arsehole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I think you have to be a qualified arsehole.
    Never have I seen a post so worthy of thanks, and moderation.


    Apart from Pigheads epic comeback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I think you have to be a qualified arsehole.

    The Gillian McKeith qualification then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It involves turning up on Asok's doorstep in a Meowth costume and using the Team Rocket speech as foreplay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Ruu wrote: »
    Do the polka.
    Do the hustle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Dudess wrote: »
    Do the hustle.

    Is that you in the photo Dudess? If so, lets do sex sometime.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Thanks for the proposition. Not me, it's for the doppelganger thingie. She used to be in Eastenders.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    /looks at pic

    my doppelganger is the guy you are attracted to most..just by the way...*whistle*


    *sex*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Dudess wrote: »
    She used to be in Eastenders.

    "Your not my mum!!!!"

    *long pause*

    "Yeessss I am!!"

    *duf duf, duf duf, duf*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    casting couch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    "Your not my mum!!!!"

    *long pause*

    "Yeessss I am!!"

    *duf duf, duf duf, duf*
    The weird thing is, one of my best friends is the image of Kat (her mum). :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    I think to be a mod on here you must be from Dublin, have no sense of humor,and a god complex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    I think to be a mod on here you must be from Dublin, have no sense of humor,and a god complex
    Barely any mods are from Dublin :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I think to be a mod on here you must be from Dublin, have no sense of humor,and a god complex

    Sure their all Galwegians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sure their all Galwegians.
    Whos Galwegians? My Galwegians?





    ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dudess wrote: »
    The weird thing is, one of my best friends is the image of Kat (her mum). :D

    Wincest!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    who's got a good knowledge of the subject of the forum, g

    So in saying that the mods on here must have a great knowledge of it not being within hours?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I think to be a mod on here you must be from Dublin, have no sense of humor,and a god complex
    Yep - I tick all those boxes (although I'm not actually from Dublin, but don't tell anyone or my mod status will be revoked).


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