"will ya buy us fags kid?"

dave 27

Im starting to notice more and more people are asking me to buy them "fags". two days ago a big group of teens were loitering outside a local shop and asked me to buy them for the group, i was like..no f*ck off like, then today a gang of people were across the road and one guy ran across and asked me if i would buy him some, he even offered me money. its getting really annoying, does this happen to anyone else?

Sleipnir

"I'll buy you fags if you buy me guns"

IvySlayer

Tell them to **** off.

jim_bob

just take the money and run, that will teach them

aDeener

Deputy Stagg??

Kiera

Yup used to happen at my local shops. I said no one day and some little slapper called me a bitch so i went over and ask her what she said. She nearly shat herself and said "nothing". Havent been asked since.

Overheal

When you ask someone to buy you a fag in the Red Light district, it takes on an entirely different meaning.

AnonoBoy

Take the money and find a back exit from the shop and then leave in fear of the kids for the rest of your days in that locality.

jumpguy

If you're going into the shop, and they have the money/you feel very evil, buy them fags. You're really just hastening their death. You evil bastard.

Overheal

The F Word

BluesBerry

take their money and go in and buy the the nicorette gum/patches and give them a talking saying the gum is much cooler

alexlyons

Kiera wrote: »

Yup used to happen at my local shops. I said no one day and some little slapper called me a bitch so i went over and ask her what she said. She nearly shat herself and said "nothing". Havent been asked since.

i seriously doubt that those kids spread the word that you asked what they said and therefore they all fear you, which is what your implying...

dave 27

they're some snakes, theres a little path leading from my estate to the main road and shop etc and when they see you coming the would spread out in a line so that if u say no to the first guy they crowd around u asking why not and all that, if i was 5 years younger id probably be intimidated but they're only wannabe scummers..observe the type, seriously getting tired of them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXer3ASoi68

Kiera

alexlyons wrote: »

i seriously doubt that those kids spread the word that you asked what they said and therefore they all fear you, which is what your implying...

They still hang around the shops and havent ask me since! Do keep up!

alexlyons

Kiera wrote: »

Do keep up!

sorry, turned of the mind reading ability, getting a bit late for it. and you could easily be asked anywhere else other than your local. Do keep up.

Kiera

alexlyons wrote: »

sorry, turned of the mind reading ability, getting a bit late for it.

What?

CrazyRabbit

"Sorry, I don't agree with suicide, even if it's done very slowly".

Usually leaves them with a look of confusion on their face and a smile on mine.

Darksaga87

Think they would do what the smart generation done, go find a an alcho or a bum and ask them. DUH!!!

Evolute

Haha I find them funny If they ask me I say best of luck to ya.
If they start on me which has happened a few times I just get right in there face and say "you really wanna start something I will finish" they pretty much crap themselves and back down.

Irish_polizei

On a not so serious note, you should buy a turnip with the money they gave you and tell them you thought that what they wanted or start squaring up to them while rollin up your sleeves...


On a serious note, you should tell the wans behind de counter whats going on outside their premise and they might call gardai and get the young-uns on.(thats only if they are always persecuting customers):rolleyes:

dave 27

Evolute wrote: »

Haha I find them funny If they ask me I say best of luck to ya.
If they start on me which has happened a few times I just get right in there face and say "you really wanna start something I will finish" they pretty much crap themselves and back down.

hah not really, they're so stupid they think they can kill anything, even when they're getting the sh!t kicked out of them, they still think they can beat u!

Rockn

I went into the shops for some fellas once. One of them asked me to get him smokes and a pack of skips. So I came out of the shop and handed him the bag with the stuff in it and his change. (It was back when bags were free) And he goes, "here you forgot your skips" and handed them to me. I was like "umm uhh" and then he says "did you not get the skins?". I honestly thought he asked for skips so I said "ahhh no" and he just said "never mind" and walked off. I felt like a bit of a dope but I got a free bag of skips out of it!

alwaysadub

About 5 little lads came up to me on their go karts when i was heading into the shop one day. One of the lads goes to me
''Here,missus, will ya buy us some smokes''
I was like"Go away will ya your about 10"
"Fcuk off,im 12" he says!
Oh well that makes all the difference so!! :rolleyes:

dave 27

Irish_polizei wrote: »

On a not so serious note, you should buy a turnip with the money they gave you and tell them you thought that what they wanted or start squaring up to them while rollin up your sleeves...


On a serious note, you should tell the wans behind de counter whats going on outside their premise and they might call gardai and get the young-uns on.(thats only if they are always persecuting customers):rolleyes:

thing is its not just the local, they hang around other shops too, the local shop os run by people the same age as me (21) from about 5pm onwards and they know whats going on, all they can do is not serve them!

Crann na Beatha

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Kiera

Iolar wrote: »

I think hes trying to seduce you...

Doesnt he know i like the hair pulling in the bedroom and not on thread?

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I was down in Tramore in 2008 and me and my mate were sitting outside the shop t the campsite and this one came up to me and asked me to buy her fags. She was fine out so I said yeah no bother, she looked old so when I got them I asked what age she was, she said she was 17, I told her I was 14, I'll never forget the look of shock on her face.:D

rovert

Ban these fag shops! :mad:

thetonynator

must be getting harder to buy the cheap illegal ones if they're willing to pay full price . .

Queen-Mise

I always buy them for the kids when asked.

I think back to those days when I was that age - I had to ask ppl to buy them for me too. And the same thing with alcohol - for a time I had to ask people to buy that for me too.

I make no apologies or excuses for buying the cigs - not so sure now about buying the alcohol.

Red Hand

Kiera wrote: »

Yup used to happen at my local shops. I said no one day and some little slapper called me a bitch so i went over and ask her what she said. She nearly shat herself and said "nothing". Havent been asked since.

alexlyons wrote:

sorry, turned of the mind reading ability, getting a bit late for it.

Kiera wrote: »

What?

No reply from alexlyons-I think he shat himself.

Won't be doing that again!:pac:

Bonito

I always get asked by the students who come over durin' summer from spain, france and italy but never irish under-agers :rolleyes:

Kiera

Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »

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No reply from alexlyons-I think he shat himself.

Won't be doing that again!:pac:

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Doesnt he know i like the hair pulling in the bedroom and not on thread?

/Takes note of what kiera likes in the bedroom :P

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

/Takes note of what kiera likes in the bedroom :P

Feck off you! I'm not having another night of your stalkingness :P

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Come here you! I'm not having another night without you :P

:eek: Kiera I never knew

Will I bring an overnight bag?:)

Kiera

Bonito wrote: »

:eek: Kiera I never knew

Will I bring an overnight bag?:)

Yeah so i can belt you over the head with it!

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Yeah so i can belt you over the head with it!

Fair enough Doesn't bother me because you've to see me to do it

alexlyons

Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »

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No reply from alexlyons-I think he shat himself.

Won't be doing that again!:pac:

sorry, I don't spend my life on boards so I can't reply at the drop of a hat

Kiera wrote:

Doesnt he know i like the hair pulling in the bedroom and not on thread?

Haven't I told you I turned off my mind reading ability?

Kiera

alexlyons wrote: »

sorry, I don't spend my life on boards so I can't reply at the drop of a hat


Haven't I told you I turned off my mind reading ability?

Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....

Bonito

Kiera wrote: »

Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....

Me too. I didn't know you can read someones mind from the other side of a computer screen :rolleyes:

I'm all for a bit of "aha I have you now, my minion" every now and then but, yeh, this is weird even by my standards

the_syco

Ask do they have a tenner. Put tenner half way into the poor box. Tell person behind the counter that it was for the scummers cigs. Tell the scummers where the money is, and let them go in and get it back. Works well if the shop has many customers in it.

alexlyons

not to worry, i'm sure a few others have/will get it. won't hold it against you

FannyMcGee

"Sorry son, I can't buy you fags, but I'll bum you for a fiver."

The Mad Hatter

Kiera wrote: »

Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....

Some people blame others when they can't recognise context.

paddykell

As a youth myself (nearly 16) I know that there are a lot of people my age that smoke and pester older people to buy their cigarettes. I've heard of things like this happen, and I have to agree with everyone else, take the money and run or just tell them to f**k off. They might want to appear "hard" but they're really softies.

Kiera

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Some people blame others when they can't recognise context.

Indeed!

dave 27

the_syco wrote: »

Ask do they have a tenner. Put tenner half way into the poor box. Tell person behind the counter that it was for the scummers cigs. Tell the scummers where the money is, and let them go in and get it back. Works well if the shop has many customers in it.

haha this is what happens in limerick if i did that

from 32 secs onwards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXxhNAvccVk

WindSock

persewanbiy wrote: »

What are Mods?

Do they have lives?

Mods are the people that own your bottom on here.

Yes our lives are filled with lovely bottoms.

FannyMcGee

persewanbiy wrote: »

What are Mods?

Do they have lives?

More so than some people.

FannyMcGee

WindSock wrote: »

Mods are the people that own your bottom on here.

Yes our lives are filled with lovely bottoms.

If you need a wind sock to cover your manhood, I'm keeping my lovely bottom close to the wall. :eek: