ped egg!!!!

nevaeh-2die-4

has anyone seen this stomach turning add , got home from work yesterday was bollixed after a long day in work.

sat down with a nice cup of scald was in good form was promised a BJ off the bird , i was on top of the world.

channel hoping the ped egg add comes on, and i seen all these smelly feet getting scraped down with some new device from jml, but the worst part was when they emptied the contendts of all foot scrapings in the bin, i almost puked .

i still feel sick.

to make matters worse, whilst getting some mouth party an image of the filthy foot scrapping popped up in my mind!!!! putting me off as i was just about to blow me top.

if you havent a brezzing what im talking about check this out.


http://www.jmldirect.com/currency/EUR/cid/UXPVRU6WY4IEWW8SMOT0WS7BB9B50D7B/PedEgg-PP3399/

xzanti

Not a foot man so? Plenty of men would have thought it was Christmas with that combination :pac:

Pacing Mule

Your first mistake was having tea before the B. Never watch telly beforehand unless it's in the higher numbers of the sky digitial range Professional spunkers can block these images out anyway so have yourself a few practice tommys and you will get there.

Wazdakka

Very unfortunate product name..

I can see the brainstorming session..

"Ok guys.. I've got it... Lets mash together half the word for someone who touches children with the word for an aborted chicken foetus"

"Ummm... Is everything ok at home bill?"

Pacing Mule

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Your first mistake was having tea before the B. Never watch telly beforehand unless it's in the higher numbers of the sky digitial range Professional spunkers can block these images out anyway so have yourself a few practice tommys and you will get there.

/ waits for spunk to be added to the swear filter

petes

Have these things not been out for ages?

Basq

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

sat down with a nice cup of scald was in good form was promised a BJ off the bird , i was on top of the world.

Translates to:

Cuppa tea and a ****!

Meh.. advert doesn't bother me that much.

The ad with the small guy lifting up the toenail is worse!

xzanti

Leobin wrote: »

Have these things not been out for ages?

They have, the OP just wants to brag about getting a bj.

biko

You're early OP, March 14th is pedegg and BJ day.

captainspeckle

well its better than having that horrible semi dead skin on your foot. :P

Lillylilly

The ad is pure manky! I think the worst part is the AMOUNT of foot shavings! That amount looked like a fair few feet had a shot of it! Ugh!!!

xzanti

Lillylilly wrote: »

The ad is pure manky! I think the worst part is the AMOUNT of foot shavings! That amount looked like a fair few feet had a shot of it! Ugh!!!

Yeah, kinda looks like grated parmesan :pac:

WindSock

I didn't think pedos hatched from eggs.

Giblet

They're deadly, but they changed the blades on the newer ones, they're only one sided, and they barely work now
Was great when you could literally skin your feet.

phasers

reminds me of parmesan cheese

gamblitis

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

has anyone seen this stomach turning add , got home from work yesterday was bollixed after a long day in work.

sat down with a nice cup of scald was in good form was promised a BJ off the bird , i was on top of the world.

channel hoping the ped egg add comes on, and i seen all these smelly feet getting scraped down with some new device from jml, but the worst part was when they emptied the contendts of all foot scrapings in the bin, i almost puked .

i still feel sick.

to make matters worse, whilst getting some mouth party an image of the filthy foot scrapping popped up in my mind!!!! putting me off as i was just about to blow me top.

if you havent a brezzing what im talking about check this out.


http://www.jmldirect.com/currency/EUR/cid/UXPVRU6WY4IEWW8SMOT0WS7BB9B50D7B/PedEgg-PP3399/

Ah stick a sock in it.

bonerm

OP if that ad bothers you then you wouldn't want to see what my calloused heels look like then and what I do to them. (even went at them with a scissors once.)

Victor_M

Saw the ad myself last night and nearly puked, manky, who has feet that are that rancid that they need a cheese grater to fix them up?

bluto63

I don't see what's so bad about it...I'd prefer them to be talking about feet than feminine hygiene products. I don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

xzanti

bluto63 wrote: »

I don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

Guy who used to empty the bins in the ladies in my old job used to crack that old gem every time he came in, that and telling us to go on iron tablets.. :rolleyes: God he was a creep

Dr. Feelgood

not so subtle bragging thread

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Who came first, the chicken or the paedo

anniehoo

basquille wrote: »

The ad with the small guy lifting up the toenail is worse!

That ad is much much worse than the ped egg one.

The guy off the Niquitin mini ad is the one freaking me out lately. Hes vile lookin and his nasally "i hope to be lookin better gnnnarr and feelin better gnarrr" wont be happenin him anytime soon.The little white bit stuck on his bottom lip turns my stomach...

WindSock

xzanti wrote: »

Guy who used to empty the bins in the ladies in my old job used to crack that old gem every time he came in, that and telling us to go on iron tablets.. :rolleyes: God he was a creep

It gets funnier everytime I hear it.

Jaysus you can imagine him going to all the toilets everyday and making that joke everytime.

Run_to_da_hills

This is why we pay a TV license, not to watch crap like that on our national television..

WindSock

Des wrote: »

Who came first, the chicken or the paedo

Depends how young the chicken was!

Gone Drinking

They sell this in apple green garages, its hilarious..

"Heya, tenner on pump 3 and i'll take one of these for me crusty feet"

bonerm

Des wrote: »

Who came first, the chicken or the paedo

Paedo's always come first.