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So what animals have you beat off?..

  • 02-02-2010 5:42pm
    #1
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭


    I've heard about people beating up monkeys and stuff but was reading a story on yahoo where a teen beat off a shark.

    I'm not one for doing this but if I were a seaman I probably would beat off a shark to save my life.

    So what animal have you beat off... to save your life?.. or for any reason at all?

    Just curious as it initially does not seem PC at all.
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  • #2
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Me ex :p


  • #3
    Johnnnybravo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Johnnnybravo


    The title is soooo wrong.

    Is this in relation to the banning of beastiality in Holland :confused:


  • #4
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "If a whole room of men started attacking you would you beat them all off ?"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGbxFmK_LA


  • #5
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Me ex :p

    And for what reason? Stick to the question at hand please, you didn't provide enough information for why you beat off your ex.


  • #6
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A friend of mine in a drunken state, gave a cow a punch in the nose and got snot/drool flung back his face and probably a very sore hand.


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  • #7
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Johnnnybravo wrote: »
    The title is soooo wrong.

    Is this in relation to the banning of beastiality in Holland :confused:

    I'm not sure if there are any sharks swimming around Holland, sorry.


  • #8
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    BAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA


    *wets self*

    :o


  • #9
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Johnnnybravo wrote: »
    The title is soooo wrong.

    Is this in relation to the banning of beastiality in Holland :confused:

    At first I thought the tread was "So what animals have you beaten off to".:pac:


  • #10
    Johnnnybravo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Johnnnybravo


    Fart wrote: »
    I'm not sure if there are any sharks swimming around Holland, sorry.


    Off with you and continue beating off animals :D


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I love to eat beat pussy


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  • #12
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Johnnnybravo wrote: »
    Off with you and continue beating off animals :D

    I had to beat off my neighbours dog before, he was foaming a lot and scared me. I could have been badly injured.


  • #13
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    I have had a tough day in work today and thought I'd see if there was anything amusing to read here in After Hours.

    Success :D Maybe I'm easily amused though... I really didn't know what to expect after reading the thread title.


  • #14
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Fart wrote: »
    I had to beat off my neighbours dog before, he was foaming a lot and scared me. I could have been badly injured.
    Aye, that repetitive strain syndrome can be a bollix on the ol' wrist.


  • #15
    Johnnnybravo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Johnnnybravo


    Fart wrote: »
    I had to beat off my neighbours dog before, he was foaming a lot and scared me. I could have been badly injured.


    Kyle is that you??? Your grounded for beating off the dog :D Were you playing red rocket? Did milk come out :D


  • #16
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Newsflash Thread title alludes to masturbation


  • #17
    senbwcs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭senbwcs


    None, I never got over seeing Rebecca Loos beat off a pig.


  • #18
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    my nana had to beat her old contancerous cock off me :pac:


  • #19
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I'm beating off a tall hairy ape right now.


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    my nana had to beat her old contancerous cock off me :pac:




    Aaaaannnd I'm spent


  • #20
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    I think Fart had a little bit of a brain fart when creating the thread title ;)


  • #21
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    Newsflash Thread title alludes to masturbation

    Correct.

    Folks in future don't feed the troll, he was trying to take the p!ss out of posters.

    Thread fail.


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