Banning eggs? Which one?

Mrmoe

Is there some way or loop hole in the statute book that hens eggs can be banned for sale to under 18's?

I have been a casual observer of the aftermath of scumbags egging people over the past number of years but tonight I got first hand experience of being egged while cycling by 6 16-17 year olds.

Would it be easier to just to ban the scum bags or have the fallopian tubes of their mothers tied so that they can't give birth to such degenerate offspring (Godwins law not to be invoked)? I thought I would be angrier but I am surprisingly calm and cool and ready to plot my revenge or is this as futile as piddling against the wind. Egg related puns are appreciated.:)

Overheal

And Toilet Paper. And Cigarettes. And Alcohol.

It WORKS.

MaybeLogic

Mrmoe wrote: »

Is there some way or loop hole in the statute book that hens eggs can be banned for sale to under 18's?

I have been a casual observer of the aftermath of scumbags egging people over the past number of years but tonight I got first hand experience of being egged while cycling by 6 16-17 year olds.

Would it be easier to just to ban the scum bags or have the fallopian tubes of their mothers tied so that they can't give birth to such degenerate offspring (Godwins law not to be invoked)? I thought I would be angrier but I am surprisingly calm and cool and ready to plot my revenge or is this as futile as piddling against the wind. Egg related puns are appreciated.:)

Then you'd get groups of 17 year olds hanging around outside butchers asking you to go in and buy them a half dozen of eggs.

jumpguy

I'm doing my best to think of egg-related puns...but they're just not coming to me!

El Weirdo

Mrmoe wrote: »

Is there some way or loop hole in the statute book that hens eggs can be banned for sale to under 18's?

I have been a casual observer of the aftermath of scumbags egging people over the past number of years but tonight I got first hand experience of being egged while cycling by 6 16-17 year olds.

Would it be easier to just to ban the scum bags or have the fallopian tubes of their mothers tied so that they can't give birth to such degenerate offspring (Godwins law not to be invoked)? I thought I would be angrier but I am surprisingly calm and cool and ready to plot my revenge or is this as futile as piddling against the wind. Egg related puns are appreciated.:)

Glad to see you didn't get too egg-cited. I would've flipped.

Mrmoe

jumpguy wrote: »

I'm doing my best to think of egg-related puns...but they're just not coming to me!

I was expecting eggceptional things from after hours posters, you can do it.

Overheal wrote: »

And Toilet Paper. And Cigarettes. And Alcohol.

It WORKS.

I wouldn't mind alcohol and cigaretes being thrown at me. Can we swap beer for eggs?

bluto63

Mrmoe wrote: »

Is there some way or loop hole in the statute book that hens eggs can be banned for sale to under 18's?

I have been a casual observer of the aftermath of scumbags egging people over the past number of years but tonight I got first hand experience of being egged while cycling by 6 16-17 year olds.

Would it be easier to just to ban the scum bags or have the fallopian tubes of their mothers tied so that they can't give birth to such degenerate offspring (Godwins law not to be invoked)? I thought I would be angrier but I am surprisingly calm and cool and ready to plot my revenge or is this as futile as piddling against the wind. Egg related puns are appreciated.:)

You don't sound it

emeraldstar

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Then you'd get groups of 17 year olds hanging around outside butchers asking you to go in and buy them a half dozen of eggs.

Do they sell eggs in butchers?

Rented Mule

Go right to the source and ban the chickens !!

It's a Chicken Conspiracy I tell ya !!

jenga-jen

I'd be all for it, the little knacks.

As a consequence, the Home Ec. curriculum'd be fúcked but sure that's only for people with no spacial awareness anyway.

Course you could just put the price up, make the little chavs less likely to shell out for them

MaybeLogic

emeraldstar wrote: »

Do they sell eggs in butchers?

'Poultry butcher' didn't have the same cadence.

emeraldstar

MaybeLogic wrote: »

'Poultry butcher' didn't have the same cadence.

Aye, it's all about the cadence!

Good thing they wern't frozen! :eek:

TouchingVirus

Haha, you got egg'd

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Choke

They already control the sale of spoons, so I don't see why not eggs.

brummytom

You'd need to ban toilet paper and tomatoes too.

Do you really want shit-stained, scurvy-ridden, protein-lacking poor fuckers wandering the streets high and pissed because they couldn't have soldiers for breakfast?

GLaDOS

Be better if we banned their mothers eggs..

kawaii

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Then you'd get groups of 17 year olds hanging around outside butchers asking you to go in and buy them a half dozen of eggs.

They'd risk getting fined for eggressive begging.

MaybeLogic

kawaii wrote: »

They'd risk getting fined for eggressive begging.

Loitering with eggtent also.

Mrmoe

brummytom wrote: »

You'd need to ban toilet paper and tomatoes too.

Do you really want shit-stained, scurvy-ridden, protein-lacking poor fuckers wandering the streets high and pissed because they couldn't have soldiers for breakfast?

Ok ban all food and household relate items, ok they might starve to death but that would be an added bonus.

bluto63 wrote: »

You don't sound it

Don't worry, normally I am angrier and more incandescent with fury.

Mrmoe

kawaii wrote: »

They'd risk getting fined for eggressive begging.

At least then they will have to shell out some cash to pay for it.:D

rednik

With Easter on the way ban all cream egg sales.:eek:

starbelgrade

The government should ge the army to sort this problem out. Soldiers are great with eggs.

PirateShampoo

Be grateful it wasn't a brick.

My name is URL

Can we not just ban teenagers?

emeraldstar

rednik wrote: »

With Easter on the way ban all cream egg sales.:eek:

Ah, don't even joke about that

Dudess

emeraldstar wrote: »

Ah, don't even yoke about that

FYP

In my school (a finishing school for young ladies :pac:) it was customary to pelt people with eggs on their birthdays.

Did wonders for hair condition...

cian1500ww

You need to buy yourself a BB gun

ejmaztec

Mrmoe wrote: »

At least then they will have to shell out some cash to pay for it.:D

It's your own fault you got egged, you should have scrambled for cover.

Agonist

Eggs will be banned ova my dead body

Mrmoe

Dudess wrote: »

FYP

In my school (a finishing school for young ladies :pac:) it was customary to pelt people with eggs on their birthdays.

Did wonders for hair condition...

My luck and all, I just shaved my head the day before,
/shakes fist at sky