$25million offered to Victoria Beckham to design hotel!

Ann22

Just heard on the radio today-the ruler of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum has offered Victoria Beckham $25million to design a new hotel in Dubai.
$25 million!!! Feckin' hell! Where is he going? Feck sake, she probably would've done it for $5million.

GLaDOS

Ann22 wrote: »

Just heard on the radio today-the ruler of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum has offered Victoria Beckham $25million to design a new hotel in Dubai.
$25 million!!! Feckin' hell! Where is he going? Feck sake, she probably would've done it for $5million.

It'll probably turn out like Homers design of a car in the Simpsons..

rednik

The Longthinpoutingposh Hotel.:D

Its going to have some retarded name anyway, everything which she creates does.

Ann22

Yeah:D...she'll have to come up with some bright ideas for it anyway to justify that dosh. If she makes a balls of it, he'll be sick:eek:.

MagicMarker

ScienceNerd wrote: »

It'll probably turn out like Homers design of a car in the Simpsons..

More like the rebuild of Flanders' gaff.

Mr. Manager

MagicMarker wrote: »

More like the rebuild of Flanders' gaff.

lol

Ann22

It'll be all black, gold and purple and there'll probably be no grub in the restaurant.

galwayrush

The cheque will probably bounce.........:rolleyes:

TPD

Thats pretty ridiculous. I'm sure a, you know, accomplished architect, would do it for a lot less.

pretty-in-pink

Someone should give her that to take her family & just GO AWAY

thomond2006

She is ugly.

Choke

Anyone wanna bet it is a square with a triangular roof, four windows, one door bang in the middle, and a disproportionately chimney with spirals of smoke coming out?

Aidric

Ann22 wrote: »

Just heard on the radio today-the ruler of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum has offered Victoria Beckham

Silly boy.

m@cc@

It won't be her designing it, it'll be some architect with her telling them what she wants. The same as those celebrity perfumes, it's just marketing.

My name is URL

By the time it's finished Dubai won't have enough money to pay her

Ann22

Choke wrote: »

Anyone wanna bet it is a square with a triangular roof, four windows, one door bang in the middle, and a disproportionately chimney with spirals of smoke coming out?

Haha! I was picturing that 'til it dawned on me.:D

She's to give her name to it. Probably all marketing alright.

TheZohanS

It just goes to show you can't buy taste.

kowloon

Dubai is shaping up to become the worlds largest theme park.

Liam Byrne

The phrase "more money than sense" springs to mind.

m@cc@

kowloon wrote: »

Dubai is shaping up to become the worlds largest theme park.

Direct competition to the circus that is Ireland.

ejmaztec

She's gonna need a sh1tload of Lego.:eek: Won't it melt in the heat?

Fracture

The hallway will be as thin as a stick....like victoria, there will be no kitchen because victoria dosent eat, no music ever played in it because she cant sing.

starbelgrade

Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum;

"Hello Victoria"

Victoria Beckham;

"Hello Shakey.. I've just finished the design for the hotel."

Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum;

"Excellent"

Victoria;

"Yes. When I thought about the idea of building something beautiful, I got to thinking about beauty & magnificence. I thought what could be more beautiful & magnificent than my husband, David, so I based the design on him. So here's a model of it"

(Unveils model)

Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum;

"But that's just a plank of wood!"

stepbar

Do you know what the sad thing is? There will be people who will stay in it simply because VB designed it. Nope not because of it's superior customer service or because of the area's it's in, nope because VB designed it.

How sad that people have such insecurities :rolleyes: