any other males get a "male body hair trimmer" yoke for christmas?

flanum

I got one.. a good one, a Phillips one.. i ignored it till last night when i took it out of the box and thought id give it a go.. I started out with the nasal/ear trimmer.. so i stuck it up me nose and in me ear.. bloody hell the BBBRRR noise it makes when it hits hair!
I got well cocky after that and changed the head thingy to (what i thought was for trimming chest hair/pubic hair etc).. that kind of went ok, but then i went too far, have to admit it was just the sound of the hair beng cut by the blades.. kind of like a mini lumberjsck attack with mini chainsaws in a mini woods! so i ended up trying to get rid of last few long straggly hairs on the sac... (without the "safety blade" bit).. and HOO HAA .... OUCH... drops of blood.... aaahhh!!

thanks santy!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Does it not irritate your nuts???

flanum

yes, the wee scabs now irritate my nuts.. the scabs that were caused be a reciprocating blade...... previously i admit i have at some stages shaved the whole shebang using gillette mach razors.. but at least i was in cotrol... this whore of a nazi invention knows no bounds!

electrogrimey

Good god. Thanks for that. I know have quite a vivid image of a stranger's bleeding nutsack.

jumpguy

Easiest solution is to wax the hair of your scrotum. Give it a shot and get back to us on it!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

flanum wrote: »

yes, the wee scabs now irritate my nuts.. the scabs that were caused be a reciprocating blade...... previously i admit i have at some stages shaved the whole shebang using gillette mach razors.. but at least i was in cotrol... this whore of a nazi invention knows no bounds!

When your hairs grow back... you are going to regret doing that Try a 1 or 2 blade next time :P

jumpguy wrote: »

Easiest solution is to wax the hair of your scrotum. Give it a shot and get back to us on it!

No fcuking thanks... Imagine your nutsack being ripped off with the waxing strip :P lol...

cloneslad

Use one of those lady razors like the gillette venus when doin below the waist....a mach3 or fusion is grand for your chest, be sure to use a scrub after shavin to prevent ingrown hairs and spots and use moisturiser too

Irish_polizei

cloneslad wrote: »

Use one of those lady razors like the gillette venus when doin below the waist....a mach3 or fusion is grand for your chest, be sure to use a scrub after shavin to prevent ingrown hairs and spots and use moisturiser too

According to a local clergy man that only works if you do a gay dance whilst doing the above, he also mentiond that if that doesnt work, make sexual gestures towards a dog with one hand and scrub yourself etc with the other..

mikom

flanum wrote: »

so i ended up trying to get rid of last few long straggly hairs on the sac... (without the "safety blade" bit).. and HOO HAA .... OUCH... drops of blood.... aaahhh!!

Put a lamb ring on your sack........ 2 weeks, no sack, no problems..

Wazdakka

So this is a thread about a man who shaves his balls with an electric razor and cuts his Sac..

And people say AH is going downhill??

Social Darwinism FTW

6th

jumpguy wrote: »

Easiest solution is to wax the hair of your scrotum. Give it a shot and get back to us on it!

Impossible to wax the sack! You have to remember that the skin on the scrotum is the most elastic material known to man. If you were to stretch the scrotum of a full grown adult it would cover 2.5 tennis courts.

With that in mind if you did choose to wax you'd need someone to help you, it would have to be in a large area and they'd have to run with it like a desperate child trying to get their kite in the air on a windless summers day.

Solvo Slep

I got a razor...?

RoadKillTs

I got socks

AckwelFoley

6th wrote: »

. If you were to stretch the scrotum of a full grown adult it would cover 2.5 tennis courts.

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Speak for yourself saggy balls

Solvo Slep

invalidusername wrote: »

Speak for yourself saggy balls

No, it's true. I often use my balls as a windsail when I'm skateboarding to work.

neilthefunkeone

Yeah i got one.. Mainly to keep the facial hair in check but it came with so many attachments i had to play with it..

My girlfriend doesn't like my check Mohawk..

Mr. Presentable

flanum wrote: »

I got one.. a good one, a Phillips one.. i ignored it till last night when i took it out of the box and thought id give it a go.. I started out with the nasal/ear trimmer.. so i stuck it up me nose and in me ear.. bloody hell the BBBRRR noise it makes when it hits hair!
I got well cocky after that and changed the head thingy to (what i thought was for trimming chest hair/pubic hair etc).. that kind of went ok, but then i went too far, have to admit it was just the sound of the hair beng cut by the blades.. kind of like a mini lumberjsck attack with mini chainsaws in a mini woods! so i ended up trying to get rid of last few long straggly hairs on the sac... (without the "safety blade" bit).. and HOO HAA .... OUCH... drops of blood.... aaahhh!!

thanks santy!!

Don't thank Santy - thank Lidl. I nearly bought one for the beard just before Xmas. Glad I didn't now