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Ear to the ground, RTE1 at lunchtime on a Sunday....

  • 24-01-2010 1:19pm
    #1
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭


    ... And they're showing artificial insemination of a cow.

    Right from the start, getting the bull jizz and then yer one sticking her hand into a cow.

    AND I CAN'T FIND THE FRICKIN' REMOTE :(


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Get up.

    Walk out of the room.

    Do something else.

    You don't have to watch it. Although, don't really see the problem myself.


  • #3
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    It makes the meat that bit more tender.


  • #4
    DEVEREUX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 541 ✭✭✭DEVEREUX


    finally some good programming on rte, sure its all free so dont complain.....................no, wait?


  • #5
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    you know that little button on the tv with the power symbol on it...?

    or remember manually changing channels before we had remotes...?

    or see the door leading out of the room...


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Women fisting cows? - seen that on ZooTube.


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  • #7
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    AND I CAN'T FIND THE FRICKIN' REMOTE :(

    Don't worry you can probably catch it on RTE player, no need to fret about not recording it.;)


  • #8
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    Woo! Free por...

    Oh.


  • #9
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    the real question john is..

    Did you get a stiffy?


  • #10
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    invalidusername wrote: »
    the real question john is..

    Did you get a stiffy?

    Not only that, but I made a mess in my pants too


  • #11
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Not only that, but I made a mess in my pants too

    Does this turn you on?


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  • #12
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    That_Guy wrote: »
    It makes the meat that bit more tender.

    Ah now you're just milking it.


  • #13
    Xyo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭Xyo


    I love me some bovine porn..


  • #14
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Not only that, but I made a mess in my pants too

    Too lazy to go to the bathroom?


  • #15
    Alessandra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭Alessandra


    I don't see a problem? There are a lot of farmers in Ireland who find the ear to the ground quite informative. Just because it doesn't interest you, doesn't mean it shouldn't be on t.v. Simple solution: change channel manually. Townies pffft.


  • #16
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Its RTEs way of preparing everyone for the country's coming collapse when you will all need to become farmers. Or simply become to Beastiality. Im not a fortune teller.


  • #17
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    So you didnt just moove from the chair to manually change channel/turn tv off?

    /gets coat.

    Or did you not just fap right there on the spot? wasted opportunity if you ask me:pac:


  • #18
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    ... And they're showing artificial insemination of a cow.

    Right from the start, getting the bull jizz and then yer one sticking her hand into a cow.

    AND I CAN'T FIND THE FRICKIN' REMOTE :(

    See what happens when you watch Ear To The Ground
    *sniggers*


  • #19
    Green Hornet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭Green Hornet


    I thought it was great. Gives people an insight into what goes on in farming. Some people think farm produce just appears in the supermarket....

    It's a good programme. A couple of weeks ago they did a bit on disabled (or mentally challenged) kids and horses. Great to watch. The kids really loved the riding and were clearly benefiting from it.

    Apologies if I'm being a bit straight for AH...:o


  • #20
    whadabouchasir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    Green Hornet wrote: »
    Great to watch. The kids really loved the riding and were clearly benefiting from it.
    Who ever would have ever thought that animal fornication could be so educational?


  • #21
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Green Hornet wrote: »
    I thought it was great. Gives people an insight into what goes on in farming.
    I watch it too and also think its good.Im a townie but a culchie at heart. Go figure! :p


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  • #22
    jimmyw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭jimmyw


    That wan that was presenting it that put her hand in can come round to me and do that, if she wants anytime:D


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