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Bringthethunder

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright that they just got....? Is there a signal that i dont know about that should be given by joggers when approaching walkers to warn them?

MaybeLogic

Have a guy waving a red flag,run in front of you.

Xinkai

Scary mask perhaps?

My name is URL

Make siren noises

Abi

Bringthethunder wrote: »

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright that they just got....? Is there a signal that i dont know about that should be given by joggers when approaching walkers to warn them?

Penis flash of course.

Bajingo

Bringthethunder wrote: »

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright that they just got....? Is there a signal that i dont know about that should be given by joggers when approaching walkers to warn them?

Start screaming as you get close behind her..that'll give her enough notice..

Latchy

Bringthethunder wrote: »

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright that they just got....? Is there a signal that i dont know about that should be given by joggers when approaching walkers to warn them?

Shessh , that happens when I just walk past women because I am such a fast walker so ' Behind Ya ' might be a good call to make

Dubh Geannain

Bringthethunder wrote: »

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright.

Annoying. I get a good little laugh out of it. :pac:

They do make some funny shapes and noises at times.

Have you tried running backwards?

Dubh Geannain

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

Annoying. I get a good little laugh out of it. :pac:

They do make some funny shapes and noises at times.

Have you tried running backwards?

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O.P Wear a large roadrunner costume and flail your arms when running.
That couldn't scare anyone.

Bringthethunder

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

Annoying. I get a good little laugh out of it. :pac:

They do make some funny shapes and noises at times.

Have you tried running backwards?

I might do....but what if he/she is walking backwards...?

Dubh Geannain

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Just discovered the delete option. :rolleyes: Can I take my 'L' plates off now?

Seriously though, run backwards then you'll both be surprised

OutlawPete

Bringthethunder wrote: »

Do any other joggers find it annoying when your running/jogging along and as soon as you pass out some (mostly) powerwalking girl they give a little jump with the fright that they just got....? Is there a signal that i dont know about that should be given by joggers when approaching walkers to warn them?

I can't stand joggers stealth jogging up behind me while i'm out strolling along talking to myself. Scares the bejaysus out of me.

Then I have to pretend I'm on a bluetooth or something. Near fell into the canal one day near Portobello cause of these stealth joggers.

Cough or sing or something.

Otherwise I'm gonna think your a big dog gonna eat me.

admiralofthefleet

the last time i tried to jog i coughed up half the benson and hedges factory

Canis Lupus

If it's a girl smack dat ass. Least give them something to jump about.

TheLargerBowl

It's worse when you get stuck behind some fat bitch and she's taking up the whole path. :mad:

stovelid

At the exact moment they give a little jump and scream, you give a louder one and then both stand there doing it like these used to do in lame comedies.

Bringthethunder

TheLargerBowl wrote: »

It's worse when you get stuck behind some fat bitch and she's taking up the whole path. :mad:

and thats another thing.....if there are 2 women powerwalking towards you they will expect YOU to get out of the way instead of one simply filing behind the other as you pass...women are SO selfish....:mad:

ScumLord

OutlawPete wrote: »

I can't stand joggers stealth jogging up behind me while i'm out strolling along talking to myself. Scares the bejaysus out of me.

God, ye Dubliners have little to be worrying about.

IM0

If you dont want to startle them make sure your running downwind of them
they wont get the smell of cloroform until its too late that way.

Silverfish

I once got a full on wallop to the face while overtaking a woman walking.

She yelped, hit me, I yelped, some minor yelling, but then we were all home in time for fizzy pop and cake.


Except one of us had a bruised face, and it wasn't her, I can tell you :mad: