Mile High Club

theganster

Has anyone actually done this? I'm soon to take a long haul flight and would love to give it a shot, I've mentioned it to the girlfriend and I think she's probably on for it...

Can you actaully get in trouble for this? Aparently Virgin Airlines have no problem with it as long as you do not disturb the other passengers lol. Not sure about other airlines. Has anyone done it that can give some tips?

And before anyone says it, it doesn't count unless there are two people involved

admiralofthefleet

theganster wrote: »

Has anyone actually done this? I'm soon to take a long haul flight and would love to give it a shot, I've mentioned it to the girlfriend and I think she's probably on for it...

Can you actaully get in trouble for this? Aparently Virgin Airlines have no problem with it as long as you do not disturb the other passengers lol. Not sure about other airlines. Has anyone done it that can give some tips?

And before anyone says it, it doesn't count unless there are two people involved

oh the ironing

Dudess

Yeah, presume Easyjet has a strict policy against it so...

My name is URL

I had a **** on a flight to Cyprus once, just to see if it felt better

it didn't

Lia_lia

I've always wondered how people could get away with this.

And no.

done it on a train though!

manlad

Tried to but someone previously left the smelliest sh*t ever floatin in the toilet.....it quickly turned me off, smelled like big foots d*ck

admiralofthefleet

My name is URL wrote: »

I had a **** on a flight to Cyprus once, just to see if it felt better

it didn't

should have held your breath, the air is thinner 30,000 feet up

liah

Not all it's cracked up to be. Pretty cramped, and you have to be quiet.. best to do it near the end of the flight so you don't spend the next 7 hours with people giving you dirty looks.

Final

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

oh the ironing

nice one:rolleyes:

InKonspikuou2

Never went the whole way but got some fellatio while flying from La Paz to Rurrenabaque. It was a Bolivian military cargo type plane that also takes paying civilians. There was plenty of space for an aul ride in the jacks but we hit bad turbulence and had to return to our seat.

Latchy

It's the suction down the toilet tube I would be worried about...

Borneo Fnctn

Latchy wrote: »

It's the suction down the toilet tube I would be worried about...

That'd be the last suction on my mind.

m@cc@

theganster wrote: »

And before anyone says it, it doesn't count unless there are two people involved

What about three?

jumpguy

Doing it in the toilet would be fairly **** imo. They're fairly ****ing small, and on a long-haul flight in a packed plane, holding up the toilet might be a retarded thing to do. Unless you manage it in the middle of the night (depends on your flight time if people will be asleep).

Or get an Airbus A380 suite and do it in the bed. Simples.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Done it just to say I had, missed the money shot completely but hey I'm in there

LD 50

manlad wrote: »

Tried to but someone previously left the smelliest sh*t ever floatin in the toilet.....it quickly turned me off, smelled like big foots d*ck

After it was up sasquatch's arse!

df1985

i had a **** on a long haul flight before, sheer boredom made me do it.

Captain_Generic

Could never get my ex to agree to it, and apparently stewardesses "don't offer that in-flight service"

df1985

manlad wrote: »

Tried to but someone previously left the smelliest sh*t ever floatin in the toilet.....it quickly turned me off, smelled like big foots d*ck

ANCHORMAN! sex panther-60% of the time it works every time.........

Queen-Mise

Lia_lia wrote: »

done it on a train though!

A ferry for me :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Latchy

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

That'd be the last suction on my mind.

Maybe not on her mind either but saves the swollowing

Actually did it on a ferry to

Biggins

Glico Man

Queen-Mise wrote: »

A ferry for me :rolleyes::rolleyes:

No ferry for me.




a bus and train

InTheTrees

Remember the old days when you could smoke at the back of the plane? Plus the free booze. Those were the days. It was easy enough to sneak two into the toilet. Now it isnt so easy.

Redbollock

nothing special
feels rapid though

dylano_k

Was promised a membership on the way home from spain a couple years ago off a bird i was shagging but then she bottled it but got a blowy on the train down to wexford few years ago

sron

Who decided that this was attractive; I won't enter an aeroplane toilet if at all possible. Whenever I hear the term 'mile high club' I associate it with sleazy '80s marketing executives or some such undesirables.

Jev/N

It's tha bomb!

Toots

jumpguy wrote: »

Doing it in the toilet would be fairly **** imo. They're fairly ****ing small, and on a long-haul flight in a packed plane, holding up the toilet might be a retarded thing to do. Unless you manage it in the middle of the night (depends on your flight time if people will be asleep).

Or get an Airbus A380 suite and do it in the bed. Simples.

I must agree that timing seems to be crucial if you're planning any in-flight hanky panky. Horrible memories of being on a flight back from Hong Kong, the toilets at the front of the plane were broken and us plebs in Economy weren't let up to use the first class jax.

After queuing for easily half an hour for the toilet at the rear of the plane (was literally about to wet myself), I really didn't see the funny side of it when a rather embarrassed couple stumbled out of one of them, having occupied it since before I started queuing. Judging by the filthy looks they all got from the rest of us, I don't think anyone appreciated it. I also saw the purser giving them what looked to be a stern talking to later on when they were back in their seats (I reckon a few passengers complained, there were kids in the queue too).

Rented Mule

This used to be much easier when their were jax in the back of the plane. Today , it seems as though they are all situated toward the middle/front.

An ex of mine used to swear that you couldn't become a member unless you met your partner on the flight. It had to be spontaneous or else it didn't count.

I still nailed her......and in my book .....that counts.

mahamageehad

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, presume Easyjet has a strict policy against it so...

This post didn't get the thanks it deserves!!!

No. I don't know how people get away with it! I mean ya'd probably get all kinds of dirty looks off people on the way in and way out!! And if it takes too long ya might get the dreaded knock from the air hostess......!!!!

Would love to do it just to say i did it tho!!

InTheTrees

Rented Mule wrote: »

This used to be much easier when their were jax in the back of the plane. Today , it seems as though they are all situated toward the middle/front.

An ex of mine used to swear that you couldn't become a member unless you met your partner on the flight. It had to be spontaneous or else it didn't count.

I still nailed her......and in my book .....that counts.

this is what I thought too.

stepbar

liah wrote: »

Not all it's cracked up to be. Pretty cramped, and you have to be quiet.. best to do it near the end of the flight so you don't spend the next 7 hours with people giving you dirty looks.

Is that an admission?....