A sad day for midlands women

veryangryman

Put some bloody makeup on - you can afford it now

Sake...

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/magnificent-euro75m-2022636.html

Yes i am aware i spelled day wrong - Mods - assistance?

Meeeoouuwww Much?

MaybeLogic

The thread on begrudgery was yesterday.

Buford T Justice

Jaysis, He's twice her age.



Go to Edit post, advanced and the Title will be on top.

Frank Spencer

I don't get it.

Wossack

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Jaysis, He's twice her age.



Go to Edit post, advanced and the Title will be on top.

is delete in there too?

biko

"We drank 14 bottles of champagne in the house that night"
Way to celebrate

inforfun

2nd picture looks like the cast for a Benny Hill episode.

AnonoBoy

Not as sad as the day Joe Dolan died.

There was rivers of tears in the midlands that day.

orourkeda

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Not as sad as the day Joe Dolan died.

There was rivers of tears in the midlands that day.

rivers of champagne induced tears

My name is URL

Saw them on the news yesterday.. yer man must love the spuds

The_Minister

I can't wait till little Dylan reaches 18 and sues them for the money he won.

Buford T Justice

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Not as sad as the day Joe Dolan died.

There was rivers of tears in the midlands that day.

You're on form today with the Tom Jones jokes AnonoBoy

Juwwi

They met 11 years ago when she was 19 and he was 53 :eek:

Bonito

My name is URL wrote: »

Saw them on the news yesterday.. yer man must love the spuds

Must love the spuds because she looks like one?

AnonoBoy

robbie1977 wrote: »

They met 11 years ago when she was 19 and he was 53 :eek:

Bet he has lots of frontage.

TheZohanS

The couple, from Athlone, Co Westmeath, met 11 years ago when Michelle worked as an assistant in one of Tommy's shops.

Tommy was in receipt of €180 a week in disability benefits.

The couple had spent around €95 on tickets for Saturday's draw.

Hmmm....

Bonito

TheZohan wrote: »

Hmmm....

The basta'ds

Quazzie

Dylan (7) is from Athlone and so is Snyper.



I wonder what odds PP would give on him suddenly disappearing.

dr.bollocko

Jaysus.
They're lucky they have money.

bonerm

Definetly should bring the wheelchair down to West Coast Customs for a pimping. Aaaight.

Bonito

bonerm wrote: »

Definetly should bring the wheelchair wife down to West Coast Customs for a pimping. Aaaight.

Muhahahahahaa

bonerm

Bonito wrote: »

Muhahahahahaa

In fairness out of the two of them I think she drew the short straw.

veryangryman

Full of money and can only get a minger like that

He must have the charm of Peter Kaye

He drew short straw - shes set for life sure. I can hardly imagine he hops on her much from that chair

Bonito

bonerm wrote: »

In fairness out of the two of them I think she drew the short straw.

How would you know how short his straw is?

Forest Master

I don't get how the topic title relates to the story.

Thread Title: A sad day for midlands women.
Thread Content: Couple wins Lotto - their son picked the numbers.

starbelgrade

Isn't every day a sad day for midlands women?

Bonito

Forest Master wrote: »

I don't get how the topic title relates to the story.

Thread Title: A sad day for midlands women.
Thread Content: Couple wins Lotto - their son picked the numbers.

I think it's because mrs potato head has him instead of a proper stunner of a gold digger.....

As ya do!

InReality

Its mad when an "ordinary" person's life suddenly becomes public. All sort of mad stuff comes out . Makes me wonder at what is actually "ordinary" at all !

1. couple met at 19 ( girl ) and 54 ( fella ).
2. spend 95 euro on one lotto draw
3. given "48 hours to live" but survives ....

bonerm

How much extra do they get for going public like this? Cos whatever it is , it isn't worth it imho.

mandysmithers

Eh, yer man's a minger too, but the thread was started solely to comment on the woman's lack of make up??!!

topper75

Odd age difference granted, but totally their own business.

I hope they enjoy every last cent.

Begrudgers - how many times have ye been told now what to do with yeerselves?

Quazzie

topper75 wrote: »

Odd age difference granted, but totally their own business.

I hope they enjoy every last cent.

Begrudgers - how many times have ye been told now what to do with yeerselves?

5 but no matter how hard I try I just can't get the hang of fúcking myself.

Any tips?

Bonito

Quazzie wrote: »

5 but no matter how hard I try I just can't get the hang of fúcking myself.

Any tips?

A shoe horn and lots of lube

El Siglo

By the looks of them they could do with the money to be honest. Bit sick though if they met when she was 19 and he was 53... All that's going through my head now is this song...:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpFh0W281dU

El Siglo

mandysmithers wrote: »

Eh, yer man's a minger too, but the thread was started solely to comment on the woman's lack of make up??!!

And welcome to AH.:pac:

Bonito

El Siglo wrote: »

By the looks of them they could do with the money to be honest. Bit sick though if they met when she was 19 and he was 53... All that's going through my head now is this song...:D

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTN-bzKbqM

youcancallmeal

Is it just me or does she have abnormally large ears?

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00478/lotto2_indo_478613t.jpg

bonerm

youcancallme>al wrote: »

Is it just me or does she have abnormally large ears?

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00478/lotto2_indo_478613t.jpg

It's from yer man constantly pulling on them I'd imagine.

barbiegirl

In fairness a bit of make up and a decent haircut and she'll be grand. They're not married, he was probably protecting his money, but now she can run off with the full winnings. Oh the fun that there'll be in that house over the next six months

M5

arrived at National Lottery headquarters in Dublin on a bus yesterday to collect Michelle's winnings.

Bet shes pissed off now if she married him for his money :-)

edit: they are not married, joke ruined :-(

starbelgrade

mandysmithers wrote: »

Eh, yer man's a minger too, but the thread was started solely to comment on the woman's lack of make up??!!

There are some flaws that even L'Oreal can't cover.

offaly1

Oh the bitchiness! Its great,its putting a real smile on my face reading the comments!:)

AckwelFoley

i thought it was cute the way she went to collect the dosh with her grandfather..

then i found out he was her partner.

I think its rotten that shes ridein her grandfather.

midlandsmissus

veryangryman wrote: »

Put some bloody makeup on - you can afford it now

Sake...

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/magnificent-euro75m-2022636.html

Yes i am aware i spelled day wrong - Mods - assistance?

Yes I'm devastated, if only I could be with a geriatric millionaire on an Athlone farm with plenty of road frontage, damn it!

The two of them look pretty gross, but no doubt they will do a Dolores McNamara and get a sharp haircut and look rich by tomorrow.

starbelgrade

I'd rather go to prison than live in the midlands - I imagine it would be less claustrophobic & not have as many nut jobs.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd rather go to prison than live in the midlands - I imagine it would be less claustrophobic & not have as many nut jobs.

You, sir, are an idiot.

Everyone knows Galway has the highest proportion of nutjobs per head of population in western Europe

midlandsmissus

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd rather go to prison than live in the midlands - I imagine it would be less claustrophobic & not have as many nut jobs.

Leave the midlands alone, right I'm off back to the bog!

TheZohanS

deccurley wrote: »

You, sir, are an idiot.

Yet he's smart enough not to call people idiots....

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