Sleep talking husband becomes online hit

Tiny Explosions

This guy is hilarious..:D

Thank god nobody can hear me talking in my sleep!;)


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/999751/sleep-talking-husband-becomes-online-hit?rss=yes


"My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
"I haven't put on weight — your eyes are fat."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for ... done for."
These are just some of the bizarre remarks from an British man who sleep talks almost every night, according to his wife.
Karen Slavick started a blog last February after having her sleep repeatedly disturbed by husband Adam's nightly musings.
The site has become so popular the couple, who live in Brooklyn, New York, now sell T-shirts with quotes as slogans.
"For a long time, I just kept my own log of everything he said and laughed over it with our friends," Mrs Slavick told men's lifestyle website Asylum.
"About two months ago, I put up the blog, more for my own amusement than anything — and then it just took off!"
Mrs Slavick said she records her husband's remarks and listens to them in the morning.
The recordings were not edited, she said, and they were not going to be published online because they were "intimate".
On Monday evening, a sleeping Mr Slavick told his wife: "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
He later muttered: "Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."
Mr Slavick followed it up on Tuesday night, saying: "Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
Mrs Slavick said she was "furiously typing" on her computer after the batteries ran out of the recorder last Saturday.
On that night, Mr Slavick said: "You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."
He then added: "Legs time! Everybody get your legs!" before finishing with: "Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
Mrs Slavick said the couple considered seeing a doctor but believed the conditon had been "healthy" for Mr Slavick.
"It's like nightly catharsis ... maybe we should all do it," she said on the blog.

stovelid

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

This guy is hilarious.

Whipped, more like.

junior_apollo

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

This guy is hilarious..:D

Thank god nobody can hear me talking in my sleep!;)


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/999751/sleep-talking-husband-becomes-online-hit?rss=yes


"My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
"I haven't put on weight — your eyes are fat."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for ... done for."
These are just some of the bizarre remarks from an British man who sleep talks almost every night, according to his wife.
Karen Slavick started a blog last February after having her sleep repeatedly disturbed by husband Adam's nightly musings.
The site has become so popular the couple, who live in Brooklyn, New York, now sell T-shirts with quotes as slogans.
"For a long time, I just kept my own log of everything he said and laughed over it with our friends," Mrs Slavick told men's lifestyle website Asylum.
"About two months ago, I put up the blog, more for my own amusement than anything — and then it just took off!"
Mrs Slavick said she records her husband's remarks and listens to them in the morning.
The recordings were not edited, she said, and they were not going to be published online because they were "intimate".
On Monday evening, a sleeping Mr Slavick told his wife: "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
He later muttered: "Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."
Mr Slavick followed it up on Tuesday night, saying: "Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
Mrs Slavick said she was "furiously typing" on her computer after the batteries ran out of the recorder last Saturday.
On that night, Mr Slavick said: "You can stop clapping now if you want. Really. You'll need your energy for cheering me later. Shhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhh."
He then added: "Legs time! Everybody get your legs!" before finishing with: "Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
Mrs Slavick said the couple considered seeing a doctor but believed the conditon had been "healthy" for Mr Slavick.
"It's like nightly catharsis ... maybe we should all do it," she said on the blog.

This is all good and well until he talks about wanted to hump the neighbours daughter or something worse! haha

Tiny Explosions

Yeah exactly that's what I'd be worried about!

Sheeps

A thread about an online video that has no link to it. Great thread...

AnonoBoy

About as funny as those 'Rowntree Randoms' ads.

Tiny Explosions

I never mentioned an online video! There's no mention of a video anywhere.

He's wife has a blog though. But I can't find it!:eek:

Tiny Explosions

AnonoBoy wrote: »

About as funny as those 'Rowntree Randoms' ads.

What the crocodile hat does that mean?:)

AnonoBoy

Tiny Explosions wrote: »

What the crocodile hat does that mean?:)

You're on my list of enemies now Tiny Explosions. :mad:

Dublin141

This is the blog

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com

Pete M.

This guy must lead a fairly sheltered life if his vision of hell is a lentil casserole.

I can immediately think of at least 3 worse things that hell could be made up of.

Most people I've heard who speak in their sleep just mumble anyway so this, like the balloon thang, is them trying desperately to get famous.

Spore

I call uber shennanigans. Only the yanks could fall for this, she won't release the tapes "because they are intimate" yet you'll blog the contents all over the internet? Me bollix, either the tapes don't exist or they're so farcically staged they're not worth broadcasting. Shen...na...ni...gans....

Tiny Explosions

Yeah I think your right, after visting the blog it all seems to be a ploy to sell T-shirts.:rolleyes:

Taltos

Thank you so much for the blog - I have book marked it - this will be my new positive thinking site for the day.



don't care if fake - funny comments are still funny.

mikom

The clown has NO penis

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.

I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.

Brennan Huff and Dale Doback, sleep talking kings.

General Zod

Spore wrote: »

I call uber shennanigans. Only the yanks could fall for this, she won't release the tapes "because they are intimate" yet you'll blog the contents all over the internet? Me bollix, either the tapes don't exist or they're so farcically staged they're not worth broadcasting. Shen...na...ni...gans....

actually, it's wuite possible. I do something similar, it occurs just before I fall into a deep sleep, I start putting random sentences together. I once told someone that I had lost the remote control for the airport.

Wompa1

Spore wrote: »

I call uber shennanigans. Only the yanks could fall for this, she won't release the tapes "because they are intimate" yet you'll blog the contents all over the internet? Me bollix, either the tapes don't exist or they're so farcically staged they're not worth broadcasting. Shen...na...ni...gans....

Could be wrong but wasn't the story posted from Australia...the .au in the URL?...Only the Yanks?...Me bollix!