How Do You Roll?

Overheal

http://www.cottonellerollpoll.com/

Actually saw this on TV, Cottonelle is running a great toilet paper debate.

I was shocked to find that Under is the Minority :eek: You people make me sick. I've always found Under gives less tearing. And all the public rolls are almost always Under, too.

[Yes Flutt - I realize what I just did. I started a Toilet Thread. Enjoy the Ironing]

Tiny Explosions

By using the under method you lose to much control for the amount of paper you want to use!!

I'm sorry if you don't like it........but that's the way I roll.

c - 13

Neither, I leave it on top of the cistern as the actual roll holder is miles away from the pot.

Jesus Wept

c - 13 wrote: »

Neither, I leave it on top of the cistern as the actual roll holder is miles away from the pot.

That was some good plannin' by whoever installed it.

c - 13

The-Rigger wrote: »

That was some good plannin' by whoever installed it.

Tell me about it, its really close to the ground as well so if any of it touches the ground and the floor gets wet it creeps up through it and soaks the whole roll

Jesus Wept

lol, reminds me of Hurricane Neddy:

Ned: Uh, was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?
Chief Wiggum: Uh, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?

gavkm27

Ok i've looked at the web page and read all the thread and i have no idea what it means,wtf is rolling under or over what? with the bum spud wipes?

OutlawPete

c - 13 wrote: »

Neither, I leave it on top of the cistern as the actual roll holder is miles away from the pot.

You call it a pot?

Anyway, I just yank the fecker till I have around 20 sheets or so.

FlutterinBantam

Overheal wrote: »

http://www.cottonellerollpoll.com/

Actually saw this on TV, Cottonelle is running a great toilet paper debate.

I was shocked to find that Under is the Minority :eek: You people make me sick. I've always found Under gives less tearing. And all the public rolls are almost always Under, too.

[Yes Flutt - I realize what I just did. I started a Toilet Thread. Enjoy the Ironing]

Delighted for you.. away you go ..has been done before, but you have my full permission to rattle away....I'll wait till the tone lowers a bit before contributing as it seems a bit highbrow for me at this stage.

Well done and I'm proud of you.

m@cc@

Under, I'm still using docken leaves.

extra-ordinary_

m@cc@ wrote: »

Under, I'm still using docken leaves.

dock!!


Great debate!!

Had often thought on this myself, and like the OP, noticed that most public places went with under. In one place I used to use, 'under' was way better as the roll was down low and if it was 'over' the roll would unravel too much when pulling on the paper. In my own place i'm using 'over' as it looks better!!:)

Buford T Justice

I'm an over man meself.. Feckin hate it when one sheet ends up longer than the second sheet in the roll. Pain in the ass (pun intended)

Dr. Baltar

Over & on top of the cistern.

bluto63

c - 13 wrote: »

Neither, I leave it on top of the cistern as the actual roll holder is miles away from the pot.

That's the same as me.

I remember reading somewhere, can't for the life of me remember where, that people who put the toilet roll under are worse socially than those who put it over. They're more within themselves and hide away from others, which is kind of mimicked in the toilet roll. By putting it under, you're hiding the end beneath the roll.

Mossy Monk

I have no idea. Can someone define the terms 'over' and 'under' in the context of this debate.

BaconZombie

Here you go Mossy Monk,

First Pic is the Over and the 2nd is under.



http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I have no idea. Can someone define the terms 'over' and 'under' in the context of this debate.

Mossy Monk

I do neither. It sits on the window sill.

extra-ordinary_

'Toilet paper...If handled with clumsy ignorance, or worse, carelessness, it will beset the user with pain, filth, and frustration. Don’t let it end this way, with you curled on the tile floor of the stall, weeping in frustration, covered in wasted papier de toilette'

mink_man

do a barrel roll!

stovelid

Where's the option for surreptitious use of dark hand-towel?

Wossack

stovelid wrote: »

Where's the option for surreptitious use of dark hand-towel?

thats a seperate thread over in PI

D-Generate

I think in hotels and stuff that they do it over is because it uses less paper for some weird reason. You will usually yank an extra sheet if its under whereas if its over there is precision pulling!

AnonoBoy

The-Rigger wrote: »

That was some good plannin' by whoever installed it.

Stretch Armstrong?

I voted on that site and it somehow managed to vote on this thread for me too? Is that possible?

Also - does nobody use the two shells anymore?

rizzee

What a sh!t thread.

Agent Smith

Overheal wrote: »

http://www.cottonellerollpoll.com/

Actually saw this on TV, Cottonelle is running a great toilet paper debate.

I was shocked to find that Under is the Minority :eek: You people make me sick. I've always found Under gives less tearing. And all the public rolls are almost always Under, too.

[Yes Flutt - I realize what I just did. I started a Toilet Thread. Enjoy the Ironing]

I just print out Sheets of Overheals posts then use them.

funk-you

An auld sock'll do the job.

-Funk

mink_man

the hand is handy...

dylano_k

FTW

Kold

With a few homies, looking sharp, having a few shmokes, a few drinks, bumping some choon, chatting to some fine ladies... That's how I roll.