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Worlds perfect Girlfriend... erm, actually no.

  • 11-01-2010 10:04am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭


    The worlds latest technology has released the worlds perfect girlfriend....... or so they would like you to think.
    The world’s first commercially available robot girlfriend has been unveiled, boasting artificial intelligence capabilities that allow it to hold 'conversations' with its owner.

    Roxxxy, the life-sized, anatomically correct android, comes with artificial intelligence, an articulated skeleton and flesh-like synthetic skin.

    ‘She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else, if you know what I mean,’ said creator Douglas Hines, of manufacturers TrueCompanion.

    Despite her articulated limbs, another thing she can't do is walk or move her limbs by herself.

    The robot stands 1.7m (5ft 7in) tall, weighs 54kg (8st 7lb), ‘has a full C cup and is ready for action’, he told an adult entertainment event in Las Vegas.

    Roxxxy also comes with five personalities – Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy. Owners can also customise her features including skin colour, hair colour and breast size, as well as modifying her personality and topics of conversation to match their interests.
    Roxxxy is linked wirelessly to the internet, enabling her to email her owner and receive software updates, and allowing the owner to share customised personalities with other users.

    Versions of Roxxxy are priced up to £5,600, depending on features. There’s also good news for lonely women – a male sex robot named Rocky is in development.

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    Ok, fair enough... looks...erm....odd but from the off there are just some things that are a bit off putting
    ‘She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else, if you know what I mean,’

    WTF use is she then if she can't even cook or clean... or stand up for that matter......
    Roxxxy, the life-sized, anatomically correct android, comes with artificial intelligence, an articulated skeleton and flesh-like synthetic skin.
    Wow................ amazing.............. Now, not only can you find one in real life, you can also buy one that will think for itself, bitch and nag about the state of the place.... moan that you never take them anywhere..... think they are being used...... complain that you don't love them.....blah blah, bitch, moan, whine......

    Seriously, not worth it man....


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    boasting artificial intelligence capabilities that allow it to hold 'conversations' with its owner.

    so far so good.

    Now, does she take it up the arse?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    snyper wrote: »
    so far so good.

    Now, does she take it up the arse?
    Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous

    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    visa or mastercard accepted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Lars and the Sleaze Girl?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    she talks...so she's not the perfect girlfriend :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Berkut wrote: »
    she talks...so she's not the perfect girlfriend :D

    now now, lets not be so negative.

    We do like to hear them talk, but the big advantage with the robot is you can plug the bitch out if she wont shut the fcuk up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter




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