Is this current government worth its salt?

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 2:33am #1

They will need plenty of political grit at the moment but are they worth their salt?

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 2:35am

As long as they don't run out of vinegar I'll be laughing.

Borneo Fnctn · 10-01-2010 2:36am

They're not worth their weight in piss

rockmongrel · 10-01-2010 2:38am

Booooooo.

Don't quit your day job OP.

df1985 · 10-01-2010 2:38am

what salt? harney used it all on her chips.

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 2:40am

df1985 wrote: »

what salt? harney used it all on her chips.

Stick a batter sausage up her hole and taste the salty goodness. Beautiful.

You ain't had salt til you've had Harney's.

*shudder* I disgust myself.

Wazdakka · 10-01-2010 2:40am

jumpguy · 10-01-2010 2:41am

There's not much salt at the moment to be worth to.

df1985 · 10-01-2010 2:43am

That_Guy wrote: »

Stick a batter sausage up her hole and taste the salty goodness. Beautiful.

You ain't had salt til you've had Harney's.

*shudder* I disgust myself.

i actually covered my mouth readin that!:D

ejmaztec · 10-01-2010 2:43am

The only salt they're worth is assault with a deadly weapon.:pac:

Sharpshooter · 10-01-2010 2:44am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

They will need plenty of political grit at the moment but are they worth their salt?

What salt?

They don't even have that ffs!!

Now if you're talking true grit my avatar would have done the business had he lived.

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 2:44am

df1985 wrote: »

i actually covered my mouth readin that!:D

No no breathe it in my friend.

McChubbin · 10-01-2010 2:45am

I see what you did there... :pac:

mikom · 10-01-2010 2:46am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

They will need plenty of political grit at the moment but are they worth their salt?

Do you write for the Sun?

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 2:50am

rockmongrel wrote: »

Booooooo.

Don't quit your day job OP.

Wazdakka wrote: »

<Pun relating to the irony of the road salt shortage at the moment>
<Looks smug and self satisfied>

<Murders a prostitute>

Afters hours > where anything goes, i.e. sh!tehawking

.... and murdering garlic cheese chips

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 2:52am

mikom wrote: »

Do you write for the Sun?

The Sun is written for 7 year olds. Its not very hard to have a pun with words randomly.

mikom · 10-01-2010 2:54am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

They will need plenty of political grit at the moment but are they worth their salt?

mikom wrote: »

Do you write for the Sun?

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

The Sun is written for 7 year olds. Its not very hard to have a pun with words randomly.

So you write for 7 year olds.

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 2:55am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

They will need plenty of political grit at the moment but are they worth their salt?

That's the worst original post I've read on Boards. Ever.

Really short, yet long enough to fit in useless puns.

cork1 · 10-01-2010 2:56am

the local chipper has more salt than those pr@*ks and the joke is that as soon as all the council yards are full of salt the sun will come out and melt it all anyways!

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 2:58am

mikom wrote: »

So you write for 7 year olds.

Bono Vox wrote: »

That's the worst original post I've read on Boards. Ever.

Really short, yet long enough to fit in useless puns.

No I only read for them.

And thanks for the compliment Bono Vox... don't use my puns in your next album!

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 3:01am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

And thanks for the compliment Bono Vox... don't use my puns in your next album!

I wish Bono would tackle the small issues instead of this feed the poor sh*t.

I hope they bring out a concept album about why the salt supplies were low in that awful week in January 2010.

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:01am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

No I only read for them.

And thanks for the compliment Bono Vox... don't use my puns in your next album!

My apologies, you must have mistaken my last post. It wasn't a compliment ...

Wazdakka · 10-01-2010 3:04am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

Afters hours > where anything goes, i.e. sh!tehawking

.... and murdering garlic cheese chips

To be honest I was going for the standard AH type response,
I guess i either managed to not read the one line OP or it didn's stick with me or something because I only just saw how that looks now

Wasn't trying to shítehalk or whatever.
Hell I wouldn't right now anyway, I'm high, I fúcking love everything

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:04am

Bono Vox wrote: »

My apologies, you must have mistaken my last post. It wasn't a compliment ...

No I'm sorry... I'll get my coat

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:05am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

No I only read for them.

And thanks for the compliment Bono Vox... don't use my puns in your next album!

Oh yeah, and I'm not a musician. Or a photographer. Why would a make an album?

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:06am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Hell I'm high right now

Really? Can you tell us what the weather is like up there?

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:07am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

Really? Can you tell us what the weather is like up there?

OH PLEASE GOD STOP WITH THE PUNS! IT'S TORTURE!!!

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:08am

Bono Vox wrote: »

Oh yeah, and I'm not a musician. Or a photographer. Why would a make an album?

I don't know BONO... why would you make an album? Hmmmm

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 3:10am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

I don't know BONO... why would you make an album? Hmmmm

I doubt the real Bono would post on boards. Everyone hates him here it would seem.

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:11am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

I don't know BONO... why would you make an album? Hmmmm

Erm, my username is Bono Vox, not BONO. Seriously, stop confusing us with silly puns and incorrect responses.

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:12am

Bono Vox wrote: »

OH PLEASE GOD STOP WITH THE PUNS! IT'S TORTURE!!!

"These puns are made for torture, and that's just what they'll do... one of these days these puns are gonna walk all over you"

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:12am

That_Guy wrote: »

I doubt the real Bono would post on boards. Everyone hates him here it would seem.

That's actually strange. Everyone seems to hate him, but U2 sold out three Croker gigs. That always confused me. Anyway back on topic I suppose

.

Wazdakka · 10-01-2010 3:12am

That_Guy wrote: »

I doubt the real Bono would post on boards. Everyone hates him here it would seem.

Everyone in AH hates everything...

AND LOUDLY!!

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:14am

That_Guy wrote: »

I doubt the real Bono would post on boards. Everyone hates him here it would seem.

Ya... thats true. I forgot. Thanks

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:14am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

"These puns are made for torture, and that's just what they'll do... one of these days these puns are gonna walk all over you"

Oh dear God it's painfully funny

Sharpshooter · 10-01-2010 3:15am

That_Guy wrote: »

I doubt the real Bono would post on boards. Everyone hates him here it would seem.

It seems that way alright.

Small men take offence either way though.

It's the height of ignorance really.

But they can't help it.

That_Guy · 10-01-2010 3:16am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Everyone in AH hates everything...

AND LOUDLY!!

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:16am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

It seems that way alright.

Small men take offence either way though.

It's the height of ignorance really.

But they can't help it.

Whooooo! SS likes Bono!!!

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:17am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

It seems that way alright.

Small men take offence either way though.

It's the height of ignorance really.

But they can't help it.

That's puntastic Sharpshooter!

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:20am

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

That's puntastic Sharpshooter!

Hold on, is this thread not about the government, but then the OP sidetracks and goes on about puns which noone likes. I'm starting not to like this thread. drunken_munky52, you rock! And roll, all the way out the door.

See what I did there?

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:24am

Just in case this thread isn't that exciting anymore, take the next 3 minutes of your life to feast on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjscayaflY

OP is not disclaiming his or her sex or sexuality.... OP is not responsible for above link... Terms and conditions apply.
I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Sharpshooter · 10-01-2010 3:26am

Bono Vox wrote: »

That's the worst original post I've read on Boards. Ever.

Really short, yet long enough to fit in useless puns.

That's a pun right there.

Bono Vox wrote: »

OH PLEASE GOD STOP WITH THE PUNS! IT'S TORTURE!!!

See above.:pac:

Bono Vox wrote: »

Hold on, is this thread not about the government, but then the OP sidetracks and goes on about puns which noone likes. I'm starting not to like this thread. drunken_munky52, you rock! And roll, all the way out the door.

See what I did there?

No, but yes...but no.

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:33am

Well this thread has really derailed. I was expecting better of you Sharpshooter.

Usually by now it would have been locked, put to bed and woke up with a hangover (does that count as a pun?).

Damn you SS :mad:

Sharpshooter · 10-01-2010 3:37am

Bono Vox wrote: »

Well this thread has really derailed. I was expecting better of you Sharpshooter.

Usually by now it would have been locked, put to bed and woke up with a hangover (does that count as a pun?).

Damn you SS :mad:

I can't do right for doing wrong.:(

Hold on though...

Locked, put to bed...

Isn't it past your bedtime curfew??:pac:

Bonavox · 10-01-2010 3:39am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I can't do right for doing wrong.:(

Hold on though...

Locked, put to bed...

Isn't it past your bedtime curfew??:pac:

I know why you're in such a good mood! Didn't Bret return to Raw last week or something? You seem to have a keen interest in him :pac:

drunken_munky52 · 10-01-2010 3:44am

Bono Vox wrote: »

I know why you're in such a good mood! Didn't Bret return to Raw last week or something? You seem to have a keen interest in him :pac:

Last I heard, Bret takes it raw. I'm outta here... OMG wheres the eject button?!

Sharpshooter · 10-01-2010 3:50am

Bono Vox wrote: »

I know why you're in such a good mood! Didn't Bret return to Raw last week or something? You seem to have a keen interest in him :pac:

drunken_munky52 wrote: »

Last I heard, Bret takes it raw. I'm outta here... OMG wheres the eject button?!

I am the eject button.:mad:

But yes, RAW is where it's at.

Is this current government worth its salt?

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