Cats hate the internet!!!!1!!111elevenonecheese

fozzle

It's true! I don't know if it's a global revenge plot orchestrated by the great ceiling cat or if my cat has a personal vendetta against boardsie but every time my cat sits on my laptop (which is often) she presses the power button! :eek: And then runs off! I believe cats dislike water - does anyone know if pouring some water on the button would protect it?!?

Sarky

Almost certainly.

You might also try leaving out a cheesebrgr to distract your cat from the powerbutton.

fozzle

Hmmm, it might work, it'd be about the size of a suitable sexual partner (suitable size = anything) which is all she appears to want tonight. Three times she's disconnected me tonight!!!

Here kitty kitty kitty....

Sarky

Maybe she really wants you to look up some porn? If I were a cat in heat I'd head straight to the internet myself.

fozzle

It's okay, the cheeseburger is working - I think she fears it ^_^

Cheezburgr? Does not want!!!

Sarky

Oh that's good news. My next suggestion was to try turning your cat off and on again.

Pushtrak

I believe what you are experiencing is "Feline Terrorism". Deadly stuff indeed.

fozzle

Sarky wrote: »

Oh that's good news. My next suggestion was to try turning your cat off and on again.

*sobs* We've been trying to turn her off for days!!!! She has sekks with the dog!!! (oh no, there's no way to unsee a cat and dog having sex on your mother-in-law's bed)




Terrorism you say? Could she be a member of Al Quaeda? How do I check? Sit her in the pilot's seat of a small plane and see if she crashes? If she does she's a terrorist?

fozzle

OH GODS HELP ME SHE SAW THAT LAST POST!!!!! SAVE EMEEEEE!!!!!!!""¬!!!!!

Sarky

Quick, cover it up with a lolcat!

Pushtrak

fozzle wrote: »

Terrorism you say? Could she be a member of Al Quaeda? How do I check? Sit her in the pilot's seat of a small plane and see if she crashes? If she does she's a terrorist?

But you know what they say, one mans freedom cat is another mans terrorist cat.

fozzle

it's too late - she turned off the laptop. I'm coming to you now from the iphone i had inserted in the back of a small rat i hid in the wardrobe - i hid myself here while she was wriggling on the keyboard. please do not worry. i'm sure once she has found and killed me she will relax and not wreak a terrible vengence on the rest of the forum. probably. there's a shadow outside the door, i must g....

Sarky

It's ok everyone!

Cat's can't fly planes!

Pushtrak

Uh oh...

Sarky

Oh. Oh god please no. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZLE!

*falls to knees, rips open shirt*

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!

fozzle

Ask not for whom the cat meows, she meows for you....

fozzle

OW FCUK!!!!!!! she really is reading my posts, little slag is kneading my back with her claws out, and they're "accidently" slipping in between my trousers and shirt. She's drawn blood!!!!

Study this and learn from my naive trusting mistakes http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Toasty113

My cat hacks my facebook account and sends garbled slightly insulting messages to my friends. Evil genius >_<

I found a good way to repel cats though, more cats!

Ninja laws, the more there are, the less effective they are:pac:

fozzle

Damn those cats and their fiendish ways!

Toasty113

My god, there creating an army! They mean to destroy us all!

CUCINA

What would you call a German cat? A feline frauline?

Sarky

Frau Katt.

pretty-in-pink

awwwwwwww look at the kitties

fozzle

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

awwwwwwww look at the kitties

Don't be distracted by the cute - they WILL destroy you!

pretty-in-pink

my cat is nice to me, only me, except when she claws my hand to get it comfortale for sleeping on.

she would lead the revolution againnst human, no problem. shes so angry,bless her

fozzle

She'll have to fight a cat strong enough to wield a double bass if she wants to be in charge. Seriously, how can I defend my power button against this?

pretty-in-pink

thats is a pretty strong cat

Deki

pretty-in-pink

may explain why they dont like it