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Trent

  • 08-01-2010 11:21pm
    #1
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭


    Trent: A man who needs no more introduction.




    Just thought the good people of AH deserved to know about this guy.


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  • #2
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I need a hat like trent.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Its a pile of ****!


  • #4
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Trent: A man who needs no more introduction.

    Can he find the door on his way out ?


  • #5
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Trent: A man who needs no more introduction.




    Just thought the good people of AH deserved to know about this guy.

    Thank you.


  • #6
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Ah, it's open. Why the change of heart? Did Trent have sex with you?


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  • #7
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Ah, it's open. Why the change of heart? Did Trent have sex with you?

    It looked as if he was going to, but then he shot me. In the face.


  • #8
    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    TheZohan wrote: »
    It looked as if he was going to, but then he shot me. In the face.

    why didn't you tell him to leave you alone?


  • #9
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Just pissed myself laughing.


  • #10
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its a pile of ****!

    This is the problem with Trent, he's so misunderstood. A man of his intellect has no time for us inferior beings


  • #11
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    That's crap and not funny.


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  • #12
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Long live Trent....its like a story written by Peter Griffin, but you need to read it in a Zap Branagan voice!


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    what. a. laugh.


  • #14
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    phasers wrote: »
    That's crap and not funny.

    Trent went ahahaha and shot phasers.


  • #15
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Trent; made of fail.


  • #16
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    "gasp", Trent gasped.


  • #17
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Reminds me of Doom repercussions of evil.


  • #18
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Trent = Legend.

    I can see the book deal, movies, toys....everything!

    Long Live Trent.


  • #19
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i'm just shocked that not everyone is loving the genius that is Trent?!


  • #20
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Trent went ahahaha and shot phasers.
    While at the same time, had sex with all the female members of Phasers family.
    SligoBrewer wrote: »
    Trent; made of fail.

    Anyone who uses the term 'made of fail' has already failed. At life.


  • #21
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    i'm just shocked that not everyone is loving the genius that is Trent?!

    Their minds are just too puny for them to understand his brilliance. No doubt trent will kill them, have sex with them or both at the same time.


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  • #22
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Obligatory Facebook group


  • #23
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Trent will no doubt hunt down everyone who goes against him.

    Hell, he may even hunt down his followers and have sex with us all and kill us one by one.

    Such is the madness/genius of Trent.


  • #24
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Hell, he may even hunt down his followers and have sex with us all and kill us one by one.

    We can only live in hope.


  • #25
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Warfi wrote: »
    why didn't you tell him to leave you alone?

    Trent makes his own rules.


  • #26
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Obligatory Facebook group

    YOU FOOL. He'll kill us all!


  • #27
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Jumpy wrote: »
    YOU FOOL. He'll kill us all!

    Xavi just wants Trent to have sex with him. In his face.


  • #28
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Jumpy wrote: »
    YOU FOOL. He'll kill us all!

    I couldn't think of a better way to go


  • #29
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hes no facekicker

    Face kicker would have stopped the hat hitting the floor. grabbed the gun, and kicked him in the face.


  • #30
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Fags don't like Trent. S'what I heard.


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  • #31
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    When were the rules changed to allow thread advertising? :D


  • #32
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    When were the rules changed to allow thread advertising? :D


    Hmm that could be said about Feeky and That Guy Who Fell On RTE News too.


    :D


  • #33
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    When were the rules changed to allow thread advertising? :D

    Here http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63898509&postcount=25


  • #34
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Best. Thing. I. Ever. Read.


  • #35
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Hmm that could be said about Feeky and That Guy Who Fell On RTE News too.


    :D

    I think it might be time to let the whole feeky magee thing go now Toni...


  • #36
    Seren_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Go Trent! :D

    I heard his hat had magical properties :pac:


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  • #37
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Trent can impregnant women from 30 feet...

    .. he'd kill them soon after though!


  • #38
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Movie deal hopefully. Thomas Jane to play Trent.


  • #39
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    basquille wrote: »
    Trent can impregnant women from 30 feet...

    .. he'd kill them soon after though!
    I've dsicovered his videos
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpj4V37VCDo


  • #40
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    bonerm wrote: »
    Movie deal hopefully. Thomas Jane to play Trent.

    To be honest I see Ron Perlman in the role.

    Or maybe Gary Oldman.

    Thomas Jane is a bit too clean cut, Trent is too edgy for Jane to play him.


  • #41
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    'He didn't like to sell a gun to a man like Trent. The hat was OK. "Take your precious gun and hat and get out of my shop", said the shopkeeper when Trent had bought the gun and hat.'
    Funny stuff all 'round.
    I like Trent, though only his early stuff; i want to make this clear before this gets too big and becomes tiresome.
    I'm a Trent snob.


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  • #42
    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    Yeah who does padraiggggggg think he is? I'm sick of him throwing his weight around :D

    Edit: about time the backlash started, things were getting out of hand


  • #43
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Warfi wrote: »
    Yeah who does padraiggggggg think he is? I'm sick of him throwing his weight around :D

    Edit: about time the backlash started, things were getting out of hand

    Yeah. Though, having read on, I might have changed my mind..'Trent sat on a log. Because of his legs were tired. CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned around at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back'... if he continues creating work of this quality I may well be with Trent for the long haul.


  • #44
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Some say Trent can swim seven lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks.;)


  • #45
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Yeah. Though, having read on, I might have changed my mind..'Trent sat on a log. Because of his legs were tired. CRACK! A noise went. CRACK! Like a mouse's spine breaking. Trent turned around at mouse height expecting to see one with a broke back'... if he continues creating work of this quality I may well be with Trent for the long haul.
    That's my favourite piece from it so far!


  • #46
    Dman001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,534 ✭✭✭Dman001


    Anyone else read this in a Rex Banner voice in their head. :D


  • #47
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Had to be done!


  • #48
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat.

    then...
    “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table.

    then...
    “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely.

    He's like Johnny Two Hats, except he has three hats.


  • #49
    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Yeah. Though, having read on, I might have changed my mind

    You're just like that....no-one knows why*





    *The story is just chock full of quotables! It's just like that....no-one knows why :pac:


  • #50
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Jay P wrote: »
    then...



    then...



    He's like Johnny Two Hats, except he has three hats.

    He jsut picked it up again teh third time :p


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The genius of Trent allows him to wear a bowler hat under his larger marauder hat.


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