Post here to get not banned- EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Lord ButterSlip

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by unpopular demand.

Bans will always be shorter than 2 weeks in length, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it here, and we'll see to your request never.

Thanks,
His Lordship.

NOTE:

Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are not exempt. We just can't not ban everyone, so be PATIENT!

Other users may be given ban unimmunity in this thread for not contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept on this site.

Dont be fooled by CERTAIN PEOPLE who think they are Mods cause they are not I am Lord Butter Slip and these are my commandments.

Finally a word from Badger: "Snuh"

Thank You Badger

Regards, Lord Butter Slip
His Lordships Castle of Butter.

Sarky

Mememememe! I want to be not banned!

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

Mememememe! I want to be not banned!

A 4 year not-ban for YOU!

NOW DONT NOT COME BACK!!

joes girls

Done the ban ...... he lordy slap me with the not ban!!!

Lord ButterSlip

Have a not-ban. HI-YAA!:P

17 years. *bangs gavel*

Sarky

You call that a not banning? C'MON YOU PANSY. HIT ME. HIT ME LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.

joes girls

He is jealous of my 17 year not ban!!!

Give him nothing.

Queen-Mise

i want to be not-banned also please

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

You call that a not banning? C'MON YOU PANSY. HIT ME. HIT ME LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.

AHHHHH REPEAT OFFENDER, NOT-BAN!

joes girls wrote: »

He is jealous of my 17 year not ban!!!

Give him nothing.

MORE OFFENDERS OF MEDIUM PROPORTIONS!!! NOT-BAN!!

Queen-Mise wrote: »

i want to be not-banned also please

3 Year not-ban for you.

TREMBLE AT THE MIGHT OF HIS LORDSHIP!!!! LEAVE THE PALACE OF BUTTER AND RETURN NOT!!!

joes girls

butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!

Lord ButterSlip

joes girls wrote: »

butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!

EEK! BUT NOW I WANT TOAST TOO......CANNIBALISTIC? I THINK NOT.:D

Toasty113

joes girls wrote: »

butter can be hot, all slip slidyyyyy!!!

melting hot, dripping down ......... TOAST, now please!

You rang?

gamblitis

Shouldn't it be your Lordslip instead?

cyberwolf77

Go ahead, take your best shot.

joes girls

Toasty113 wrote: »

You rang?

pass the knife and butter .......... ah too late, he's gone cold and rubbery!!!!

Lord ButterSlip

Toasty and gamblitis 13 year Not-bans for you also have one of these:

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Go ahead, take your best shot.

BAM!! A 19 year 4 month 47 day 2 hour and 19.5minute Not-Ban for you.

joes girls wrote: »

ah too late, he's gone cold and rubbery!!!!

I hate it when that happens!

I crown you offical

"Defender of Cold And Rubbery Toast of The Not-Ban"

*gives crown made of 100% plastic costing €4.99*

"Its made of gold and cost €400 ......There!"

Sarky

Don't do it. Her signature is already 2-3 times longer than any of her posts as it is.

joes girls

mmm it might look nice!!!

Toasty113

Its was tough but I managed to subvert the not ban.

Your move Lady ButterShoe

Lord ButterSlip

Sarky wrote: »

Don't do it. Her signature is already 2-3 times longer than any of her posts as it is.

Toasty113 wrote: »

Its was tough but I managed to subvert the not ban.

Your move Lady ButterShoe

Emmmmm..........

*works furiously to try to figure out what a not-ban actually does*

fozzle

oh god I've been trying to post in this thread for 400years and it isn't working - *sobs* please not ban me - it's all I have to live for since the treacle mines closed in 1281!!!!!!

Lord ButterSlip

fozzle wrote: »

oh god I've been trying to post in this thread for 400years and it isn't working - *sobs* please not ban me - it's all I have to live for since the treacle mines closed in 1281!!!!!!

You were born Not-banned! Congrats 6.5 years of a Not-Ban for you!

How does this make you feel?

fozzle

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

You were born Not-banned! Congrats 6.5 years of a Not-Ban for you!

How does this make you feel?

I....I can't describe the joy.... I'd like to thank God, and Jesus, and my family, and all the other people I stepped on to get where I am today.

Lord ButterSlip

I have just discovered what a Not-Ban does!

Apparently if punished with a Not-Ban a person will start having apple trees growing on ther head, have amorous feelings towards cabbages, get very upset in the presance of smokeless caol and sometimes in extreme cases a person can even turn into a .......a...... oh dear GOD!!! Its just so SCARY I dont think i can say ....say....s...ss.s s ssaaaay ........IT.

I need support here guys....

Lord ButterSlip

Im supporting you Lord Butter Snipe!
*blesses self*

Lord ButterSlip

Thanks Lord Butter Jip .

OK here goes......in extreme cases a person can ........
TURN INTO A SLICE OF TOAST!!


*FAINTS*

fozzle

GOD NO IS THERE ANYTHING MORE HIDEOUS?!?!?!?!

Lord ButterSlip

Oh NO!!! LORD NUTTER TIP!!! ARE YOU OK?

*throws glass of water over His Lordship*

*runs out of water so uses jelly instead*

fozzle

I wanna be this toast

Lord ButterSlip

Im ok it was just a bit much at this time in life.....

*Thanks Fozzle for multiple exclamation marks*

Toasty113

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

I have just discovered what a Not-Ban does!

Apparently if punished with a Not-Ban a person will start having apple trees growing on ther head, have amorous feelings towards cabbages, get very upset in the presance of smokeless caol and sometimes in extreme cases a person can even turn into a .......a...... oh dear GOD!!! Its just so SCARY I dont think i can say ....say....s...ss.s s ssaaaay ........IT.

I need support here guys....

*Rubs not-ban calculations off board* haha! Your work is ruined Lad ChurnedMilk!