penis freed from steel pipe

JP Liz

Firefighters in Hampshire have assisted medical staff in freeing a man's penis after it got stuck in a metal pipe.

The man, aged around 40, gave no explanation to as to how his member became trapped when he went to Southampton General Hospital on Tuesday, PA reports.

Staff were unable to remove the aroused penis from the stainless steel pipe and called the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

A fire service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."

He added: "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."

A four-and-a-half inch grinder was eventually used to cut the pipe from around the penis in a procedure that took around 30 minutes.

They don't state the thickness of the pipe LOL

jd83

He most likely tripped and fell into the pipe

cournioni

I love how you can just tell that they were about to burst out laughing in those quotes!

mikom

JP Liz wrote: »

Staff were unable to remove the aroused penis from the stainless steel pipe
A fire service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

No picture of Mary Harney to hand.

Diabhal Beag

At least he can use the excuse that it was cold outside

chughes

Usually it's the girl that's up the pole after this type of activity but in this case he's up there himself.

Wreck

A four-and-a-half inch grinder

/snigger

admiralofthefleet

'four and a half inch grinder'

heh heh

JP Liz

From Southampton Echo:

A MAN who got his genitalia stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by eight firefighters using an industrial grinder.

The heavy duty cutting gear had to be used to remove the three-inch long hollow pipe after medics were unable to release it.

The painstaking operation, which involved eight firefighters, took around an hour.

The drama began after the man took himself to the accident and emergency department of Southampton General Hospital.

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Restricted blood flow had left the man in a state of arousal, and unable to remove the pipe.

Staff there were so concerned that they phoned the emergency services and a crew from Redbridge Fire Station were initially dispatched.

But they had to bring in backup from St Mary’s station which has a fire truck equipped with specialist cutting gear.

A disc gutter cutter, with a four-and-a-half-inch blade, was used to slice open the stainless steel pipe.

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The man, in his 30s, offered no explanation for his predicament but was said to be “quite concerned and anxious”. He had been given an anaesthetic to prepare for the procedure.

St Mary’s crew manager Adrian Johnson said: “It was a very delicate operation. We did not want anything heating up.

The person who did it deserves a commendation for his nerve and steady hand.”

Meanwhile, watch manager Greg Garrett from Redbridge station added: “I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

The man’s private parts were left bruised and swollen.

Ciaran187

penis

he he

VinnyTGM

How did they manage to get it off without cuttin the man.

FouxDaFaFa

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot..."

Too many possible jokes!!!

Schism

What a cock up!

Staff were unable to remove the aroused penis from the stainless steel pipe and called the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

Maybe they shouldn't have tried to pull the pipe off. :pac:

mukki

maybe the pipe was blocked and he wanted a plunger

Jumpy

"Firefighter Candy who was present at the scene could not explain why the mans penis remained in an erect state while they tried to free him"

Candy speaks to boards.ie news

Fizman

Classic case of Zoolanders 'Blue Steel' pose gone wrong.

My name is URL

"Hello, 911?... yeah it's Quagmire again... yeah.. it's stuck in a window this time"

CrazyRabbit

“I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

I'm actually shocked that this has happened this often for just this one firefighter. How often does this sort of thing happen globally!!!!

"The man’s private parts were left bruised and swollen. "

I thought that the swelling is what got him into trouble in the first place?

Morlar

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

“I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.”

I'm actually shocked that this has happened this often for just this one firefighter. How often does this sort of thing happen globally!!!!

Yeah, that must be one hell of a pipe.

Mrmoe

This is why lube should always be used.

Stark

A steel pipe? For goodness sake, somebody get these people a Fleshlight.

Happynappy

Maybe he needed a stopcock for the pipe

BennyLava

not sure if posted before

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A MAN had to have his penis cut free by SEVEN firefighters after he got it stuck in a steel PIPE.

The crew used a METAL GRINDER for the delicate 30-minute operation, after doctors at Southampton General Hospital tried to release him without success.
The medics failed because the restricted blood flow had caused the man to become aroused.
A crew from the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe free on Tuesday morning.
Afterwards, the patient was given an anaesthetic and although his willy was left bruised and swollen it was otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man aged about 40 failed to explain how the pipe had become stuck.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said today: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."



Why would anyone do this?:eek:

BluesBerry

this was already posted

genericguy

ibtl

admiralofthefleet

welcome to yesterday

Beasty

BennyLava wrote: »

Why would anyone do this?:eek:

If you join the Fire Brigade, you've got to take the rough with the smooth:D

hobochris

BennyLava wrote: »

Why would anyone do this?:eek:

'Cus some of them pipes are just to damn sexy...

MicraBoy

Beasty wrote: »

If you join the Fire Brigade, you've got to take the rough with the smooth:D

Did he have one of those knobbly cocks?

Hazys

A score 's, a score

ColaBeDamned

Man's Penis Removed From Pipe

07 Jan 2010 telegraph.co.uk

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting. :pac:

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html

Local-womanizer

This is the 3rd thread on this story I have seen here today!

Whats the fascination with a penis and a pipe?!

BluesBerry

Local-womanizer wrote: »

This is the 3rd thread on this story I have seen here today!

Whats the fascination with a penis and a pipe?!

Probably the men hoping on acquiring some tips on how to not get it stuck and to do it the right way

ColaBeDamned

Local-womanizer wrote: »

This is the 3rd thread on this story I have seen here today!

Whats the fascination with a penis and a pipe?!

Sorry, didn't know it was already posted here and I only spotted the story tonight on the Telegraph website

jumpguy

Firefighters in Hampshire have assisted medical staff in freeing a man's penis after it got stuck in a metal pipe.

The man, aged around 40, gave no explanation to as to how his member became trapped when he went to Southampton General Hospital on Tuesday, PA reports.

Staff were unable to remove the aroused penis from the stainless steel pipe and called the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

A fire service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."

Too much viagra I'd say. :pac:

"that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."

A very steady hand? Damn right.

shuvly

Ah, the memories of working in an A + E dept as a student...some poor guy had the misfortune to fall on a vacuum hose pipe...

friendface

Merge with the other 2 threads ?

paddyismaddy

LOL

mink_man

penispipe...

evercloserunion

I heard the pipe never returned his calls after this.

dylano_k

Every hole's a goal;)

Bet he wishes it was the cold water tap:pac:

InReality

"I've only seen it 3 or 4 time in 17 years ."

best quote.