Sex Toys for Your Pet

joes girls

Bet there is a fine tuna on the end of his line!!!

JupiterKid

Yes, the title of this thread says it all.

Now not only can you indulge Rover with a bone toy and a squeaky ball, but if he's got the urge, you can buy Rover his very own sex doll, the "hot doll" for dogs and never have to worry about strangers trouser legs or the sofa again.


What next?:eek:


http://www.hotdollfordog.com/contenu.php?id_contenu=9%E2%8C%A9=2%E2%8C%A9=2&PHPSESSID=6e4ad9ffd86eb5541977891dbc1c7c51

TheZohanS

Moved to The Cuckoo's Nest.

Daemos

It's French

That's explains it

Captain Havoc

I love the bit where it says "Cleaning: Easy, quick and hygienic".
Also "Hot Doll is exclusively for the use of dogs, we decline all responsibility for abnormal use"

Sarky

joes girls, that's pretty sick. Even for you.

joes girls

My new webby pet, and i think he looks like a sarky!!!!



Here sarkyyy sarkyyy, sit sarky!!!
Yep it fits.....

Sarky

He does have my eyes, but the ears are way too small.

joes girls

Keep positive, after all look at your ma!!!

Sarky

You're nearly 40, surely you've found better material than that by this time?

joes girls

Yeah and you know what they say about 40!!!( it's still over 3 years away, nothing near about that)

Sarky

Yes, they say "Look at that old fart over there, wow, they're so old."

joes girls

Dont make me post a pic of your DA!!!

Sarky

Right, right, sorry. Sorry for upsetting you. Cruel of me not to think of your blood pressure.

joes girls

You forced my hand ........ now all know what your DA looks like(you look like your ma)

Sarky

joes girls wrote: »

You forced my hand ........ now all know what your DA looks like(you look like your ma)

That's the picture you just posted. Your memory's going.

joes girls

Eh yeah i just posted that pic of your DA, he is good looking ......... What happened!!!

Sarky

I think you'll find you edited your post to display a picture of George Clooney, a grubby old hobo who could not act his way out of a wet paper bag and could not find his bottom with both hands. And here I thought you were concerned about seeming old...

joes girls

Thats no way to talk about your DaD, shame on you boy!!!

Sarky

It's true though, Clooney does have sex with Dachshunds.

joes girls

Ah ....... if only your DaDs genes had been stronger, life could have been good for you Sarky!!!

Sarky

Alas, George Clooney's genes were always hanging around his ankles. The filthy slut. Why else do you think his one and only Batman film was so gay?

joes girls

He was buff as Batman!!! He was awesome!

Sarky

He was camper than the Adam West Batman, gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide, he bent a half-decent franchise over the table and buggered it silly with his effeminate poncery. This is a scientifically demonstrable fact.

Boy, old age is really getting to you isn't it? You should sit down, have a nice cup of tea, complain about the price of jam for a while. You'll feel better.

joes girls

I am sitting down, it's more comfortable ...... you should try it!!!

Sarky

And get trapped into listening to you natter on about how you'd go to school in the good old days, walking barefoot across the fields with a sod of turf in your pocket for the fire in the classroom? Not bloody likely, you wrinkly bat. I bet any biscuits you have are all damp and stale, too!

joes girls

I can afford the good face creams!!!

Sarky

Yeah, nobody needs to hear about old people and semen, thanks.

joes girls

I know loads of seamen, But i dont need to brag!!!

Sarky

You certainly don't. There are graffitti-covered toilet cubicles in every port that do it for you. How you did it without putting a hip out... Actually I don't want to know.

joes girls

Dont be thinking of me in that way ........ i will never sleep tonight, oh and i always sit in my yoga stance .......keeps my hips just fine!!!

Sarky

I doubt anyone would picture you so much as winking at a boy without also beating their face against a brick wall until the image falls out.

Yoga. Yup, you're an old crumbly all right. You probably smell of mothballs and port.

Queen-Mise

Back to the topic of this thread !!!

My terrier has a sex toy. A cow - anyone remember the possessed laughing cows. He protects it, hides it and then you will see him attempt to shag it. I suppose it is girlfriend rather than a sex toy though:-)

Sarky

George Clooney will shag terriers too, I bet.

joes girls

i has brandy ....... it's good for the bones!!!

Sarky

Brandy? Why don't you just put the undertaker on speeddial and be done with it.

joes girls

He already is ....... he is nearly as good looking as George, got his number off your Ma, dont really take left overs!!!

Sarky

Considering my mother has been dead for two years, I'm surprised.

Sarky

I'd just like to remind anyone who tuned in late that joes girls is on the record as saying that George Clooney was awesome as Batman.

joes girls

Oh yeah,thats right, it was at the funeral i got his number!!!

Sarky

I'm glad you think my mother's death is something worth joking about.

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF5OtSO3j6I

joes girls

I was not joking, i would have rang him, but i ran out of credit!!!

Sarky

Fancy a quip about how the cancer ate away at her until she was just a shadow? Ooh, maybe you could joke about how she was so weak at the end she couldn't speak.

joes girls

All dog lovers can buy at www.comeplaysarky.com!!!

Sarky

You're really crap at insults, you know that? You take all the fun out of trolling.

I think this thread has run its course.

If anyone else thinks that George Clooney was a decent Batman, I invite you all to click this link right here for an entertaining review.