Things men and women can not do.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Chatting with a female training partner today who think's she can do anything a man can do (obviously thats rubbish, right!).

So I pointed out chic's...

1. Can not throw stones.

2. Can not climb walls & tree's.

3. Parallel park.

4. run after a bus (without looking silly).

Any more I can throw back in her face?.

mike65

Read a map obviously.

FearDark

Be straight with you for once.

moretothegirl

mike65 wrote: »

Read a map obviously.

I find that so funny because women are in fact well able to read maps and it is men who are orientationally challenged.

ciano1

Themselves...;)

galwayrush

Accept any of the above as true........:D

The Master

Piss standing up*


*without using a bit of plastic to help

brummytom

...Have testicles

slipss

moretothegirl wrote: »

I find that so funny because women are in fact well able to read maps and it is men who are orientationally challenged.

So you all just pretend to get it wrong every time you try? Ha, she admited it! I knew you'd slip up sooner or later.

arybvtcw0eolkf

The Master wrote: »

Piss standing up*


*without using a bit of plastic to help

But they can piss further backwards than we can piss forwards!..

(Don't ask me how I know this).

Maya Small Crap

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

1. Can not throw stones.

Favorite passtime as a child. Along with any sharp implementants I could find.

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

2. Can not climb walls & tree's.

Ditto.

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

3. Parallel park.

Ha?

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

4. run after a bus (without looking silly).

This is an Irish thing. Other nationalities think it is perfectly acceptable to do this kind of thing.



Oestrogen is deathly allergic to bins. Fact.

pikachucheeks

Yay! Generalisations!
*yawn*

ciano1

ciano1 wrote: »

Themselves...;)

You dear sweet child!

jumpguy

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

But they can piss further backwards than we can piss forwards!..

(Don't ask me how I know this).

They can? Women defy physics! :eek:

Anyway, women can't play video games as good as males.

Women can't stop texting annoying **** males don't really care about.

The strongest/fastest/biggest/smallest/daintiest female athlete cannot do well as the strongest/fastest/biggest/smallest/daintiest male athlete.

Ahh...sexism.

mike65

Have a chat with two other women, see one of them leave and then NOT pass a catty remark to the remaining woman "oh not sure about those shoes at her age".

Auvers

Be easily outwitted

dclifford

Whistle (without using fingers).
Shown on a Billy Connolly show once using a live audience.

stovelid

Grasp how it might be slightly annoying to say no to repeated requests to pick them them snacks or takeaway when you are buying yours, instead electing to eat half of yours when it arrives.

Herbal Deity

Christ "battle of the sexes" discussions like this bore me to no end.

They also tend to just be a platform for people to voice their sexist opinions, often based on gross generalisations following unrequited love, under the guise of joking.

Oh, and in before someone posts a copypasta of "10/20/50/100 reasons why beer/chocolate/<insert common indulgence/luxury here> is better than a man/woman".

EDIT: Also in before the Harry Enfield videos, which are a little funny maybe the first time you see them, get posted.

stovelid

Herbal Deity wrote: »

Christ "battle of the sexes" discussions like this bore me to no end.

That's it folks. Game up.

Can a mod lock the thread now?

jumpguy

Herbal Deity wrote: »

Christ "battle of the sexes" discussions like this bore me to no end.

They also tend to just be a platform for people to voice their sexist opinions under the guise of joking.

Oh, and in before someone posts a copypasta of "10/20/50/100 reasons why beer/chocolate/<insert common indulgence/luxury here> is better than a man/woman".

Rabble rabble moral high ground. C'mon man, it's a bit of fun, men bitch about women, women bitch about men (of course, when they do it is isn't sexist).

slipss

Open a beer bottle with a lighter.

Make a proper fist.

Play bass guitar. (decently)

Edit: Scratch that bass guitar one, guess it's just the girls I've seen play

RonMexico

Make a decision without changing their mind twenty times and then conferring with a gaggle of friends.

Beasty

... get themselves ready on time

chopperbyrne

slipss wrote: »

Open a beer bottle with a lighter.

Make a proper fist.

Play bass guitar.

It's one of the few instruments that lots of girls do play. Less dexterity required than a proper guitar!

K4t

...get with me

moretothegirl

K4t wrote: »

...get with me

hmmmm can't.... or don't?!

mike65

slipss wrote: »

Play bass guitar. (decently)

Harsh, Jeff Becks babe know how (see Classic Rock thread)

Ebbs

The Master wrote: »

Piss standing up*


*without using a bit of plastic to help

Write their name in snow...with ease

Write their name on walls...

Say what they actually mean, rather than using hints...that no man really understands.

Accept how inferior they are

Beasty

slipss wrote: »

Play bass guitar. (decently)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXok94y3nLg

We are still the Classic Rock Forum

slipss

post edited.

stovelid

slipss wrote: »

post edited.

In fairness, I've witnessed successful post editing from females before.

Not often, mind.

minidazzler

Two women can't be shown on Screen in a movie talking about something that is not a man!

That is actually a Law!!

TheZohanS

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

Chatting with a female training partner today who think's she can do anything a man can do (obviously thats rubbish, right!).


......


Any more I can throw back in her face?.

I'm glad you weren't training with any Roma.

pebbles21

Cook food on a Barbeque :cool:

bonerm

.... just shut up and pay attention during a movie.

Slunk

Accept any situation for what it is without asking a million questions and coming up with alternative reasons and theories why such a situation has taken place. Often involves confering with other females specualting why they think the situation is happening, where as men could give a flying fcuk whats going on

phasers

pissing standing up is easy, I've seen girls do it.

Women and men can do the same things as each other.

Pedro K

Maya Small Crap wrote: »

Chatting with a female training partner today who think's she can do anything a man can do (obviously thats rubbish, right!).


3. Parallel park at all.

Fyp

TheZohanS

phasers wrote: »

Women and men can do the same things as each other.

Men can't give birth.

Gummy Panda

ejaculation on another woman's face.

prove me wrong

slipss

phasers wrote: »

Women and men can do the same things as each other.

Women can't produce sperm.

phasers

Gummy Panda wrote: »

ejaculation on another woman's face

They can, I saw it on Sex and the City

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

They can, I saw it on Sex and the City

Goddamnit!

Get that Phasers out of here!!

/growls

phasers

TheZohan wrote:

Men can't give birth.

slipss wrote: »

Women can't produce sperm.

Don't be pedantic, biology doesn't count

Ro: maaan!

Be judged individually.

Joey the lips

They cannot understand why a man will look around maplin not have a clue about the gadjets but be still facenated.....

On that note....How many women do you see in maplin...

rannerap

Joey the lips wrote: »

They cannot understand why a man will look around maplin not have a clue about the gadjets but be still facenated.....

On that note....How many women do you see in maplin...

i like maplin:( i got some leds and stuck them in some old barbie i had

bronte

Things men can not do.

1) Spell "things" :pac::pac::pac:

laugh

If men are not better, we would always have been equals and there would be no sexism. :pac:

Joey the lips

Sarannewrap wrote: »

i like maplin:( i got some leds and stuck them in some old barbie i had

OMG. A bit like fluffy dice in a bemer....