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**Portia** · 03-01-2010 4:57am #1

Hi all, my bf is out tonight and i haven't been able to get in touch with him, I have none of his friends' no.s, v.unusual that he wud not answr his phone and so am getting quite worried.any ideas?

TestTransmission · 03-01-2010 4:59am

He has probably pulled

OutlawPete · 03-01-2010 4:59am

**Portia** wrote: »

Hi all, my bf is out tonight and i haven't been able to get in touch with him, I have none of his friends' no.s, v.unusual that he wud not answr his phone and so am getting quite worried.any ideas?

Is his phone switched on?

Tilt Gone · 03-01-2010 5:00am

Do you both live together??

**Portia** · 03-01-2010 5:01am

Yeah it is switched on, and to the smart asrse at this stage i wouldnt care as long as he is ok, nice of you to make the obvious smart remark there's a stand up career waiting for you out there im sure

Sofaspud · 03-01-2010 5:01am

**Portia** wrote: »

any ideas?

Yup, just add an extra "d" to the thread title.

**Portia** · 03-01-2010 5:02am

Yeah we do live together, im thinking maybe jus gonna have to wait c for a couple of hrs

Tilt Gone · 03-01-2010 5:04am

**Portia** wrote: »

Yeah we do live together, im thinking maybe jus gonna have to wait c for a couple of hrs

wouldn't worry too much yet. Probably something silly. If his friends are likely to throw parties then he could just be there and isn't answering the phone beacuse he doesn't want a telling off until he gets home. Or he might have got pissed and has fallen asleep in one of his mates houses.

We do like to cut loose now and again.

**Portia** · 03-01-2010 5:04am

Right thanks for that ever so witty remark, i will ask for help elsewhere, I hope ur never in this siutuation

xw2lj9uspm1eyh · 03-01-2010 5:06am

No point worrying yourself he's probably dropped his phone in the back of a mates car or left it in a jacket happens me alot I'm a disaster with phones.At this time in the morning he probably fast asleep at a mates house after having one too many anyway.

kraggy · 03-01-2010 5:07am

Tilt Gone wrote: »

wouldn't worry too much yet. Probably something silly. If his friends are likely to throw parties then he could just be there and isn't answering the phone beacuse he doesn't want a telling off until he gets home. Or he might have got pissed and has fallen asleep in one of his mates houses.

This.

Wouldn't start worrying til midday or lunchtime.

He could be at a party pissed on a couch.

OutlawPete · 03-01-2010 5:15am

**Portia** wrote: »

Right thanks for that ever so witty remark, i will ask for help elsewhere, I hope ur never in this siutuation

The first seven replies to a post on a thread on After Hours are always smart arse answers - don't take it personal.

I'm sure he'll arrive in soon ..could be a dozen reasons he is delayed.

**Portia** · 03-01-2010 5:23am

Thanks everyone, the hobo has been found, thanks for the reassurance!

Tilt Gone · 03-01-2010 5:24am

I love a happy ending

Local-womanizer · 03-01-2010 5:25am

I love the fact shes dating a hobo!

OutlawPete · 03-01-2010 5:25am

**Portia** wrote: »

Thanks everyone, the hobo has been found, thanks for the reassurance!

Good.

This one's for him ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=banXT6azA-4

Adiboo · 03-01-2010 5:47am

Where was he?

rizzee · 03-01-2010 5:49am

I thought this would make it onto RTE

boodlesdoodles · 03-01-2010 5:55am

Ya seriously, where was he? I bet he was up to no good

Tubberadora · 03-01-2010 6:03am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love the fact shes dating a hobo!

I aint no hobo ya geek..

OutlawPete · 03-01-2010 6:04am

Tubberadora wrote: »

I aint no hobo ya geek..

It wasn't him that labeled you one.

TheZohanS · 03-01-2010 6:20am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love the fact shes dating a hobo!

Was dating a hobo. She'll probably dump him now for cheating.

CrazyRabbit · 03-01-2010 1:37pm

**Portia** wrote: »

Right thanks for that ever so witty remark, i will ask for help elsewhere, I hope ur never in this siutuation

You do realise what forum you posted in, right? Smart answers are pretty much the standard reply to every thread here.

Milky Moo · 03-01-2010 1:53pm

I don't understand why she posted on an internet forum for help about her boyfriend,I mean seriously what could any of us done?
Went on a hunt for him?

jcrowbar · 03-01-2010 2:13pm

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love the fact shes dating a hobo!

she's a hobo-sexual

corkcomp · 03-01-2010 2:17pm

Local-womanizer wrote: »

I love the fact shes dating a hobo!

hobo or not, you gotta feel sorry for the guy, id say he is getting some earfull of crap today

jd007 · 03-01-2010 3:06pm

I still can't believe someone started a thread in AH with the title "help needed".

Sofaspud · 03-01-2010 3:10pm

jd007 wrote: »

I still can't believe someone started a thread in AH with the title "help needed".

They didn't.

dolliemix · 03-01-2010 3:15pm

**Portia** wrote: »

Yeah it is switched on, and to the smart asrse at this stage i wouldnt care as long as he is ok, nice of you to make the obvious smart remark there's a stand up career waiting for you out there im sure

Is the smart asrse going to take her advice then and pursue this career?

Dardania · 03-01-2010 3:37pm

Sofaspud wrote: »

They didn't.

to add to that, it would have been funnier if she posted in "Lonely Hearts"...

rainbowdrop · 03-01-2010 3:47pm

If I ever feel the need to post on Boards, just because my partner is a few hours late coming home from the pub, I promise you all that I will leave the Internet immediately!!

Why couldn't you just wait behind the door with a rolling pin like they did back in the day OP, instead of posting here for advice?