Tis cowld

ScumLord

Tis fierce cowld so it is, the roads are like death traps so they are, I had to abandon the shoes on the way back from the pub last night there was just no getting up the road in them.

Isn't it great to have a place where the lay person can talk about past, current and future weather without resorting to graphs, charts and those infernal weather machines.

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

I hope ya had your longjohns on!

the_syco

ScumLord wrote: »

I had to abandon the shoes on the way back from the pub last night there was just no getting up the road in them.

Always took you for a dude :eek:

mike65

T'was warm in Paris last night

barleybooley

Tis begorrah

Borneo Fnctn

Ya. tis surely

Diabhal Beag

No weather for dungaries. Tis a mighty cold snap

Ruu_Old

How's Mary?

tman

Tis too cowld to shnow!

Proxy

Ruu wrote: »

How's Mary?

She's gone up there to oul Dublin with one of the Gormally twins out'n Cloonaglasha, couldn't get down with de oul feckin' ice!

Diabhal Beag

Proxy wrote: »

She's gone up there to oul Dublin with one of the Gormally twins out'n Cloonaglasha, couldn't get down with de oul feckin' ice!

Did Biddy Murphy go with them?

KTRIC

Had to go up and fetch the schaap from the far field this mornin'.

Far ta cowld fer them.

Diabhal Beag

KTRIC wrote: »

Had to go up and fetch the schaap from the far field this mornin'.

Far ta cowld fer them.

I noticed tha shaayme thing cuttin tha turrrff thiss mornin

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

'tis all dem feckin' Dubbses fault.

Sofiztikated

Can someone pass deh Taytos an' deh Club Odinj? I'm famished. Shure, look at me, I'm wasehting away.

What sort of an idiot'd have sheepses out in this weader, 'specially in deh far field?

KTRIC

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Can someone pass deh Taytos an' deh Club Odinj? I'm famished. Shure, look at me, I'm wasehting away.

What sort of an idiot'd have sheepses out in this weader, 'specially in deh far field?

Well, tis like dis...

I sez ta Mary, ye can't have the schaapes in da house, so I schuck tem up in da far field outta da way ye see.

BluesBerry

Ah sure will yiz all haold yer whist about the weather and have some bread and dripping for dhe love of holy jesus on de cross

itsallaboutheL

Yerra **** it you don't ha' to be tellin me,

Didn't i go out de yard dis mornin', and dey're in front a me was one a de Heifers a fine noble beast..

and she thrun down in the haggart..

wasn't a ****in pipe after burhstin wit the ice, and she'd no water for the few days, when i was finishin d'auld bit a turkey and ham...

Well, says i , there's only wan thing for it, up to the mothers with i and i got a bottle a de good Paddy that was left over, half for me half for the heifer and wasn't she up in no time....

Didn't take too long to get myself up either after that so i headed in to Nora for an auld raul in the Hay.... a paw full a Unction and i away in a hack..

Ha Jaysus you couldn't be goin far wrong

Jumpy

the_syco wrote: »

Always took you for a dude :eek:

As did I. Can the admins please rename said OP to ScumLady please?

friendface

Gonna be as low as -10 tonight, time to get the hot water bottles out

itsallaboutheL

friendface wrote: »

Gonna be as low as -10 tonight, time to get the hot water bottles out

Tis far from hot water bottles we were raised!!

Sofiztikated

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Yerra **** it you don't ha' to be tellin me,

Didn't i go out de yard dis mornin', and dey're in front a me was one a de Heifers a fine noble beast..

and she thrun down in the haggart..

wasn't a ****in pipe after burhstin wit the ice, and she'd no water for the few days, when i was finishin d'auld bit a turkey and ham...

Well, says i , there's only wan thing for it, up to the mothers with i and i got a bottle a de good Paddy that was left over, half for me half for the heifer and wasn't she up in no time....

Didn't take too long to get myself up either after that so i headed in to Nora for an auld raul in the Hay.... a paw full a Unction and i away in a hack..

Ha Jaysus you couldn't be goin far wrong

(You sir, are talented in the way of the bogger. but I highlighted just where you went wrong. Hang, Turkey and hang.)

Shure, wait til I tell ya.

Yon Mary wan is a quare bi' o' schtuff, so she is.

G'wan in ta hell, shure you're only a bi' o' schitter, shure lookit ye. A wee rake of a ting.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

friendface wrote: »

Gonna be as low as -10 tonight, time to get the hot water bottles out

G'way wit' yer townie talk, a cuppa tae and a toashted sangidge before de leaba and ya'll be ri'h as rain.

itsallaboutheL

Sofiztikated wrote: »

(You sir, are talented in the way of the bogger. but I highlighted just where you went wrong. Hang, Turkey and hang.)

Shure, wait til I tell ya.

Yon Mary wan is a quare bi' o' schtuff, so she is.

G'wan in ta hell, shure you're only a bi' o' schitter, shure lookit ye. A wee rake of a ting.

Yerra you're almost on de ball there,

ya see de way it is is if dere's an and involved den tis "ham"..

like you do be havin an auld hang sam'ich bellow in de field durin de silage, but you'd have the ham and cheese sam'ich before de hurlin' like, do ya know what i do be sayin to ya?

friendface

Sitec wrote: »

Was anyone talkin to Mary Heffernan? I heard she had a wofal fall on a bit of black ice and cracked her growler, and poor Dermot fell up the stairs and hurt his elbow. Oh be the lord jaasus 2010 is ruff.

Oh be the hokie pokie, poor auld Mary.

veryangryman

Arra shur did i run inta Fidelma Mooney in Murphys last night. Shes married but ya wudnt know it all would ya! Was throwin shapes at me all night. I tell ya thars no weddin ring ever covered a hole - tis a disgrace so it is

friendface

baz2009 wrote: »

G'way wit' yer townie talk, a cuppa tae and a toashted sangidge before de leaba and ya'll be ri'h as rain.

Toasted Sangidge, now who's the townie, ha

Sofiztikated

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Yerra you're almost on de ball there,

ya see de way it is is if dere's an and involved den tis "ham"..

like you do be havin an auld hang sam'ich bellow in de field durin de silage, but you'd have the ham and cheese sam'ich before de hurlin' like, do ya know what i do be sayin to ya?

Ah be tae jaysus, I do be thinking yore close to being right.

A hang and cheese sangidge before the gah, sure dat'd be a pure slice of cuntry heaven.

However, if the "and" precedes the ham, then it it would be enunciated ham.

(Damn, I slipped into refined talk. Have also noticed my country bogger seems to be moving from one part of the country to the other, one minute its KKKeeeeeyavan, den it a Monaghan man, hi, and sure then its a mayo person with their hang.)

3hn2givr7mx1sc

friendface wrote: »

Toasted Sangidge, now who's the townie, ha

Every farmer I know love a "Toashted hang and cheeeeeez sangidge and a cuppa tae" after a days work.

murrayp4

Tis 200

Buford T Justice

Well holy god, and the lord bless us an save us. Jaysis she fell over be-gora

What will the priest think??

itsallaboutheL

Fingers McGee wrote: »

Well holy god, and the lord bless us an save us. Jaysis she fell over be-gora

What will the priest think??

Are you related to Feeky or did ya just rob his surname!!?

Buford T Justice

Nah, no relation, I could never come close to the legend that is Feeky