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The calm before the storm...

  • 31-12-2009 5:47pm
    #1
    JohnCleary
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    So tonight is gonna be a bit mental, so I like to have a bit of chillout time

    Right now i'm siting on the jacks, laptop on the lap (obviously) and a can of Bulmers beside me - A nice warm-up imho

    So, what's your warm-up ritual? :pac:


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  • #2
    JohnCleary
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    CantGetNoSleep wrote: »
    I'm here lad in hand warming up yore ma

    It'll take a while to warm up a corpse tbh, she's been cold and a few feet under for a few years now


  • #3
    Sofaspud
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    You brought Bulmers into the jacks with you?

    I'd say that's disgusting, but it tastes like piss anyway


  • #4
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Warm up ritual?I swamp 2 cans of red bull before i leave the house on a night out ready for anything then :D.


  • #5
    JohnCleary
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    Sofaspud wrote: »
    You brought Bulmers into the jacks with you?
    And a laptop. I'm curling one out right as I type this


  • #6
    Crann na Beatha
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  • #7
    jd007
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    Must be bulmers pear.


  • #8
    xw2lj9uspm1eyh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    JohnCleary wrote: »
    And a laptop. I'm curling one out right as I type this
    Too much info mate have you a cooler in the jacks for the bulmers ??


  • #9
    Dudess
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    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Right now i'm siting on the jacks, laptop on the lap (obviously) and a can of Bulmers beside me
    A man who's not ashamed to enjoy the finer things in life - kudos to you sir! :D


  • #10
    JohnCleary
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    mendusa wrote: »
    Too much info mate have you a cooler in the jacks for the bulmers ??

    Not yet, but you just gave me an idea :D


  • #11
    Abi
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    JohnCleary wrote: »
    Right now i'm siting on the jacks, laptop on the lap (obviously) and a can of Bulmers beside me

    :eek:


    No snack?!!


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  • #12
    Dudess
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    That occurred to me too, Abz.


  • #13
    JohnCleary
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    No snack?!!

    That would just be sick :pac:


  • #14
    phasers
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    Cut out the middle man and pour the Bulmers down the toilet


  • #15
    blubloblu
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    mendusa wrote: »
    Too much info mate have you a cooler in the jacks for the bulmers ??

    Toilet water is fairly cold, isn't it?


  • #16
    tony 2 tone
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    Keep the cans in the cistern. Nice and cold and away from any where they could be splashed. :D


  • #17
    dresden8
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    blubloblu wrote: »
    Toilet water is fairly cold, isn't it?

    Not when you've displaced most of it with body temperature wee and a heaving smouldering mass of post-bulmers red-coloured decomposing exothermic sludge.


  • #18
    Aidric
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    jd007 wrote: »
    Must be bulmers pear.
    I find drinking pantene has the same effect. Weak, limp and lifeless shits.


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