Worst/ funniest rejection you've heard/ got/ used.

Captain Havoc

Just reading the worst compliments thread and I thought of this, it may have been done before.
Here's my worst one start, I was was with my mates one evening when I saw this girl on her own so I asked her to join us, she did. Later in the evening I decide to make my move to which she responds "You're a really nice and good looking lad but I'm a lesbian" yes she actually used that one, I felt really small because I'd been put down with that load of carp. She was definately talking carp because a) I'm not good looking and b) how would she know I'm good looking if she was a lesbian?

What's your sh1tty let-downs, you have heard or used?

SV

I was once rejected by a girl with her throwing a drink over me and saying "yeah fúcking right"

didn't help that I grabbed her tits though in fairness

brummytom

"I think it's better if we just stay mates". Been said to me twice.


I wouldn't mind, but I've never asked anyone out!..

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

I fancy your friend more .

GLaDOS

"Welcome to dumpsville, population: you"

m83

"It's not you, it's your face"

minidazzler

brummytom wrote: »

"I think it's better if we just stay mates". Been said to me twice.


I wouldn't mind, but I've never asked anyone out!..

They quite obviously don't realise who you are Tom, show them boards?

rainbowdrop

I got dumped by postcard when I was 16..... the postman and all in the sorting office got to read my rejection:(

RoyalMarine

minidazzler wrote: »

They quite obviously don't realise who you are Tom, show them boards?

maybe feeky should have done the same? :rolleyes:

MCMLXXXIII

"I need to wash my hair."

EllieBelleh

Was texting a him for a while and then decided to ask him to meet me. He didn't reply to my text and then blocked me on bebo.
Ah the wonders of the modern age

dylano_k

Was out bopping in the arc last week, saw a hot girl sitting alone lookin a bit low so i went over and said turn that -> and when she was about to talk, she hurled into her mouth and ran out the front door. I called it projectile rejection was gas hahahaha

TPD

A friend of mine hooked up with some girl in a nightclub, they were hanging about a bit, inseparable for about an hour - then they went out and across the road to the shops. He got a look at her in the neon lights. He legged it.
When she eventually found him, his words were: "It was dark and I was drunk; I don't like you"

Cannot imagine that would have been nice to hear, but we found it hilarious the next day.

CrazyRabbit

I like you, but I'm only 8 and mummy says I should stop talking to you.

Beasty

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I like you, but I'm only 8 and mummy says I should stop talking to you.

I see - it's Father CrazyRabbit is it.

JerryHandbag

Well, you're kinda cute and all.....but your Dads got a bigger ****

smiley girl

Captain Havoc wrote: »

Just reading the worst compliments thread and I thought of this, it may have been done before.
Here's my worst one start, I was was with my mates one evening when I saw this girl on her own so I asked her to join us, she did. Later in the evening I decide to make my move to which she responds "You're a really nice and good looking lad but I'm a lesbian" yes she actually used that one, I felt really small because I'd been put down with that load of carp. She was definately talking carp because a) I'm not good looking and b) how would she know I'm good looking if she was a lesbian?

What's your sh1tty let-downs, you have heard or used?

She's not blind!!!

chasm

I'm not your type..im not Inflatable!

Libertewhite

My timing is completely off...I always get the "I just came out of a relation' line!
Don't see how people can take months to get over someone they have been going out with for a few weeks!

GLaDOS

Libertewhite wrote: »

My timing is completely off...I always get the "I just came out of a relation' line!

Maybe wait 'til they're finished with their sister before asking?

Libertewhite

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Maybe wait 'til they're finished with their sister before asking?

Haha! I've learned not to wait around, life's too short! The way I see it is, you have one chance, If not now then never:pac:

Armin_Tamzarian

I'm not gay but I'll learn.

But seriously, myself and a friend did once co-create a lesbian.
I was with her first, got drunk went to the bar and sort of forgot about her.
My mate snaked in next.
He was with her for about 5 minutes, then she burst out crying and ran off.
Half an our later we spotted her wearing the face off some other young wan, up against the pool table.

CianRyan

Some one asked for my number once, after having talked to me for about 10 minutes.* Just as they asked my phone started to ring in my pockets... Couldn't help it.
Me: Sorry, I don't have a phone. *Takes phone out of my pocket and starts talking on it, walks away*

Girl: ...God only knows, I didn't look back and never saw her again.

I thought it was funny.:rolleyes:






*I'll talk to anyone really, I just don't intend on anything more most of the time

Leftyflip

Captain Havoc wrote: »

Just reading the worst compliments thread and I thought of this, it may have been done before.
Here's my worst one start, I was was with my mates one evening when I saw this girl on her own so I asked her to join us, she did. Later in the evening I decide to make my move to which she responds "You're a really nice and good looking lad but I'm a lesbian" yes she actually used that one, I felt really small because I'd been put down with that load of carp. She was definately talking carp because a) I'm not good looking and b) how would she know I'm good looking if she was a lesbian?

What's your sh1tty let-downs, you have heard or used?

She sounds a bit fishy.


Sorry:(

ashyle

Three words, I AM GAY

davyjose

My first proper girlfriend, who waited until AFTER!!! i got back from a lads holiday in Crete, used the line: "It's not you it's me!!!"





















CNUT!

Pingu-D

davyjose wrote: »

My first proper girlfriend, who waited until AFTER!!! i got back from a lads holiday in Crete, used the line: "It's not you it's me!!!"





















CNUT!

Thats disgusting......mine was i don't love you anymore and your not attractive......we'd been together 2 years and id made the effort to walk 2 miles in the rain to meet up with her jus to hear that

El Siglo

"Roses are red violets are blue, I have gonorrhea and so do you."

dylano_k

davyjose wrote: »

My first proper girlfriend, who waited until AFTER!!! i got back from a lads holiday in Crete, used the line: "It's not you it's me!!!"






















CNUT!

You went to crete with the lads and did nothing with any birds?? FFS i went to killkenny last year and did it both nights

RMD

Your a nice guy and have a heart of gold, but your a creepy looking ****er.

Honesty brings out the worst in people.

davyjose

dylano_k wrote: »

You went to crete with the lads and did nothing with any birds?? FFS i went to killkenny last year and did it both nights

I measure people against my own standards, not theirs. I had a girlfriend, and that was that.
Thing is, we worked (part time) in the same place together, and when the story broke (my best friend worked there too), lets say our other female colleagues were more than impressed. :cool:

plein de force

Captain Havoc wrote: »

Just reading the worst compliments thread and I thought of this, it may have been done before.
Here's my worst one start, I was was with my mates one evening when I saw this girl on her own so I asked her to join us, she did. Later in the evening I decide to make my move to which she responds "You're a really nice and good looking lad but I'm a lesbian" yes she actually used that one, I felt really small because I'd been put down with that load of carp. She was definately talking carp because a) I'm not good looking and b) how would she know I'm good looking if she was a lesbian?

What's your sh1tty let-downs, you have heard or used?

maybe she was a lesbian, i'm gay and can still tell when a woman is good looking, im just not attracted to them,goes both ways i think:p

lying to guys and saying "im with someone" is the worst i ever do if i'm not interested

dylano_k

davyjose wrote: »

I measure people against my own standards, not theirs. I had a girlfriend, and that was that.
Thing is, we worked (part time) in the same place together, and when the story broke (my best friend worked there too), lets say our other female colleagues were more than impressed. :cool:

Well fair play thats will power, these sunny islands are crawling with (drunk)horny girls ready to throw themselves at you....i guess im just weak :pac:

Nevyn

" No thanks, I fúcked your Da last week, he was crap and I doubt the apple fell far from the tree, unless of course your Ma was fed up with how bad he was and someone else knocked her up but it's a chance I'd rather not take all the same."

pajodublin

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Well, you're kinda cute and all.....but your Dads got a bigger ****

You tried to seduce your mother
Some sick fcukers on here

xxlilyxx

im usually the one usin the im a lesbian line, ha coz its true. But the one line that has been used on me is the i think we should jus be friends line, and i wouldn mind she asked me out and half an hour later she says that ha, funny stuff if ya ask me

xxlilyxx

im usually the one usin the im a lesbian line, ha coz its true. But the one line that has been used on me is the i think we should jus be friends line, and i wouldn mind she asked me out and half an hour later she says that ha, funny stuff if ya ask me

Schism

ashyle wrote: »

Three words, I AM GAY

No dad, we're not putting it in the card!

Magic Eight Ball

I once gave a girl the number to my local chinese take away when she asked for mine.

Juvenile? Maybe. Funny? Most definitely.

Beasty

Trevor Coulahan wrote: »

I once gave a girl the number to my local chinese take away when she asked for mine.

I bet she had a better time there though:)

Ciaran187

How about "You're so funny!".

Eh, what? Why is this funny?

Seaneh

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

I'm not gay but I'll learn.

But seriously, myself and a friend did once co-create a lesbian.
I was with her first, got drunk went to the bar and sort of forgot about her.
My mate snaked in next.
He was with her for about 5 minutes, then she burst out crying and ran off.
Half an our later we spotted her wearing the face off some other young wan, up against the pool table.

that's not a lesbian, its a slut.

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

RMD wrote: »

Your a nice guy and have a heart of gold, but your a creepy looking ****er.

Honesty brings out the worst in people.

Least she thought you had a nice personality you have that going for you .