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Quick one

  • 25-12-2009 10:27PM
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    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,488 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    My missus noticed me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Aren’t you wasting your time?” she smirked. “That won’t help you.”
    “Of course it will,” I told her. “If I don’t suck my stomach in, how can I read my weight?”


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    You could get a talking weighing scales - that way you don't have to suck in :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    I had one of them talking weighing-scales once ... it was rubbish.

    Any time I stood on it, all it would say is "Ahh Oooooh! Gerrof me!"

    Nothin' worse than a smart-arse weighin' scales.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Sure twas a scales and not a small child? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,629 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    I can't use weighing scales

    I am so dense in mass that I generate my own gravitational field so weighing scales are useless for me***

    ***Above may not actually be true and may be Bourbon induced ramblings


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,058 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    I just want to know why anyone would bother their ass stepping on a scales - that sounds too much like exercise to me.


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