Worst things to do During an Outbreak

Brunteaphile

http://www.zombiephiles.com/zombies-ate-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do

Came across that a little while ago and thought I should share.
It'll be good to share it with the survivalist newbies.

Also, Have you got any to throw in yourself?

_SONIC_

may i start off by wishing everyone a merry christmas!!

some pretty good points there, the big one for me is night time, NEVER go out at night, yes it would be cover from the zombies but doesnt that work both ways?

also would be dont expose yourself to the elements (rain, fog)
you wont see through heavy rain or fag and then bam your zombie food!!

any one else got any tips?

Ginja Ninja

Don't go out in the snow[unlikely in ireland but ffs we're dead if we get a winter like this one]
Eat,Drink,Laugh and grow fat[maybe not the last one] you're more than likely not going to survive so screw it.I'm planning on enjoying my last period of time on earth while I can.

Don't have only 1 door on the building you're in.Like who thinks these places are a good idea.

And in the unlikely event of the Rage zombies,Don't leave the last sample of the virus in the place the F*cking janitor can get into.*Facepalm*

Doctor DooM

When someone says "go on without me!" after being injured, do so. Immediately.

Do not stop to save them or even look longingly at them. Just says thanks and run.

Kromdar

Doctor DooM wrote: »

When someone says "go on without me!" after being injured, do so. Immediately.

Do not stop to save them or even look longingly at them. Just says thanks and run.

give them a hand grenade and a mag of ammo. they will be remembered in the new national anthem as a patriot.

Doctor DooM

Kromdar wrote: »

give them a hand grenade and a mag of ammo. they will be remembered in the new national anthem as a patriot.

Yes, this would be a very acceptable outcome for all really I think.

Panda

If you're a girl, never wear revealing clothes/be a slut, you're guaranteed to die.

If you're a guy by all means ride that slut (in a room with no windows and a sturdy locked door to avoid surprise zombie threesome) like a 5 dolla hooker, just make sure she understands that its not going to be a long term thing.

Ginja Ninja

Panda wrote: »

If you're a girl, never wear revealing clothes/be a slut, you're guaranteed to die.

Let's say what needs to be said,if you're good looking you're f*cked the token hooty always gets killed.If your mediocre Welcome to surviving the zombie apocolypse,your social status is about to skyrocket

Father Stone

Don't keep too close to windows, they can break through them and grab you!

GavRedKing

If your outside and need to use a bathroom go as nature intended but only if you have a look out, you dont want tobe caught with your pants down, literally.:o

Watch Ryder

Never automatically drop your guard in front of strangers in the group!

Hugo Drax

Turn the tables on zombies by eating your loved ones before they get a chance to do it.

_SONIC_

Hugo Drax wrote: »

Turn the tables on zombies by eating your loved ones before they get a chance to do it.

hmmmm yeah good luck with that!!

note to self : DONT join hugo drax's survival group

Ginja Ninja

they're not going to survive isn't that the point? Hugo if you're going down at least run at them witha grenade beforehand.

Andrew Flexing

Pretend to be a zombie...you'll blend in and live among them till they all die off....

can zombies swim?

Father Stone

Andrew Flexing wrote: »

Pretend to be a zombie...you'll blend in and live among them till they all die off....

can zombies swim?

No, your average Zombie lacks the ability to swim, but that doesn't mean he can't walk around under water and wait for you!

phill106

Father Stone wrote: »

No, your average Zombie lacks the ability to swim, but that doesn't mean he can't walk around under water and wait for you!

can non humans become zombies? like a zombie dolphin? could it then swim?

Father Stone

phill106 wrote: »

can non humans become zombies? like a zombie dolphin? could it then swim?

Animals become zombie's in I Am Legend, there's zombie dogs, never seen a zombie dolphin but I suppose if you had the special effects budget for one

Watch Ryder

phill106 wrote: »

can non humans become zombies? like a zombie dolphin? could it then swim?

In the original zombie films it was only humans that were affected. Only later did future directors decide to add the whole animal thing...

Ginja Ninja

Andrew Flexing wrote: »

Pretend to be a zombie...you'll blend in and live among them till they all die off....

can zombies swim?

No,they can't and they'll kill you [it's accepted that zombies sense life,not just appearence]

also,in original zombie films,they didn't stop when the head came off[in theory] the entire body,whether whole or not,would try to kill you.

Also,zombie dolphins would sink[dolphins need to actively keep themselves afloat] sharks howver and certain fish have special oil bladders that let them float at a certain depth passively,so they would stay mid water as oppose to sinking.

How would a zed catch a fish/dolphin anyway?zeds sink fairly quickly so how would they catch one to infect it?

Slugs

_SONIC_ wrote: »

hmmmm yeah good luck with that!!

note to self : DONT join hugo drax's survival group

You're not a loved one so you'd be fine me thinks :P

NOGMaxpower

Trust no one and be prepared to kill everyone