Has Santa ever actually delivered a child a lump of coal?

Voltex

So has Santa Clause ever felt the need to give a child a lump of coal or some other crappy gift?

robbie_998

Voltex wrote: »

So has Santa Clause ever felt the need to give a child a lump of coal ?

i hope so... it's fricking freezing out :pac:

Das Kitty

We used to get Clementines in our stockings, it wasn't supposed to be a punishment though!

Bought my brother a bag of coal for Christmas this year, he's thrilled!

Lia_lia

Yes. My autistic cousin insisted on a lump of coal once. She got it, and was delighted.

The Volt

My name is URL

For someone that wants to do away with the guy, you sure do talk about him alot

RoyalMarine

id kill for a lump of coal.

i got my present off my parents early this year, so ive got nothing under the tree.

The Volt

My name is URL wrote: »

For someone that wants to do away with the guy, you sure do talk about him alot

I'm like the Alex Jones of Christmas. Buy my DVD

Rabies

When I was about 6 or 7, I got a bike for christmas. The following week I was really bold and my parents warned me if I didn't stop santa would come and take the present back.

I didn't listen.

Present was taken.

Took a while for it to come back

stovelid

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

id kill for a lump of coal.

If I give you a bag, will you go postal in your workplace?

LadyMayBelle

My parents put lumps of coal into my brother's sticking when he was about 12 (and at that stage chancing his arm with Santy). Got the shock of his life tho bleary eyed at 6am and ran into the folks room saying 'I think Santy left me chocolate truffles' ..funny morning...

bleg

You fools. Elves can't make coal.

Seth Brundle

LadyPennyworth wrote: »

My parents put lumps of coal into my brother's sticking when he was about 12 (and at that stage chancing his arm with Santy). Got the shock of his life tho bleary eyed at 6am and ran into the folks room saying 'I think Santy left me chocolate truffles' ..funny morning...

your brothers sticking? Do you mean his bedsheets covered in his love juice?

Nevyn

Never got coal know someone who got a load of reindeer shíte form the phoenix park.

cyberwolf77

I got it as a joke one year

Ordinary man

Santa left my daughter(7) a lump wrapped in cling film today as a warning. Her presents were out of sight. Funny thing is she just lifted it and said "i'm going to have to be better next year" It made her presents even better

stovelid

Thaedydal wrote: »

Never got coal know someone who got a load of reindeer shíte form the phoenix park.

Pass them off as chocolate minstrels for added cruel gag value.

That_Guy

I was very good this year but still got some Cole

I was very good.