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Call for a shorter year!!!

  • 22-12-2009 11:22am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭


    I know that we finally came to our 365 1/4 day long year for a reason of sorts, but let's just suppose that we could sort out all those crazy seasons and continuity issues and change the length of a year to about 150 days. Would that not be better?
    Imagine... I always find it hard to believe in December that it's been less than a year since I did things in January. We say that a year has flown by without really appreciating what we have done in it. I reckon if the year was shorter, we'd find it easier to compartmentalise what we've been doing with ourselves!
    Plus, we'd get to have a potential lifespan of over 200! How funky would that be! I know we'd still only be alive for the same amount of time, but wouldn't it feel longer!?!
    And, we'd have more birthdays and Christmasses and special events and more bank holidays!!!!
    In fact, I'm converted - happy 142nd of New and Improved Year-mas!!!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    It'd only give Fianna Failure an excuse to give us more than one up-the-ass budget within 365 days.......oh!.......carry on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭pyramuid man


    Ok. Good for you.

    I like Christmas on a whole but I am glad it only comes once a year.
    Makes it more special. Plus, I dont want to be 200.

    That is all


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,858 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I'd be more in favour of having 29 hour days. Not just stretching the current 24 into 29, but physically changing the way the earth rotates, etc to make 29 x 60min hours per day as I reckon that this would suit my body clocks natural inclinations much better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    We dont have any choice in the matter.

    Unless I'm Mistaken there is an international standard definition of the second and all other units of time and they cannot be altered just for the sake of it.

    I believe the second's definition is based on vibrations of the caesium atom.

    The month I believe is something to do with the moons orbit of the earth and in turn the year is how long it take for the earth to orbit the sun.

    Not particularly scientific explantions but you get the idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Great. Now if we could just find a way to slow the earth's orbit, we'd be set.:rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Great. Now if we could just find a way to slow the earth's orbit, we'd be set.:rolleyes:

    That's a simple matter of physics.
    In the same way a ballet dancer spins faster by tucking their arms in, and slows down by spreading their arms out... we would need to build to large arms out from the earth into space.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Actually, to make a shorter year we'd have to speed up the orbit of the earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Actually, to make a shorter year we'd have to speed up the orbit of the earth.

    If we all jump at the same time then surely the earth will get lighter and speed up. This momentum could then be maintained by frequent global jumps or gumps as they will become known.

    Et voila - shorter years!

    It's simple physics really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Surely a bit of unobtainium can solve this problem?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭baalthor


    Check out the Symmetry454 calendar.

    Every month starts on Monday.
    Christmas Day is always on Thursday, Paddy's day always on Wednesday.
    No more wondering "What day of the week was I born on?"

    I would combine it with the introduction of the Holocene dating system - Happy 12010 everyone !


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