Toddler swearing

newmills · 17-12-2009 12:22am #1

So my 3 year old is in the bath and starts off shouting fúck,fúck,fúck like mad. Seems another little bollix in her class taught her to say this.
I was enraged......i wanted to teach my daughter all the swear words..and now her 2 year old sister is saying fúck too.
What should i do here??
Should i sit the 2 of them down and run them through the regular ones - cnut, bástard, bollix etc
The retro ones - shíthead, dickhead etc
The modern ones - cnuthead, motherfúcker etc

The little fúcker that taught her to say fúck is coming over tomorrow for my little ones 4th birthday party - i might teach him a few new ones for his parents enjoyment - cum dumpster, donkey raper etc or i might "accidentally" trip the little bástard up and hope he knocks out his teeth on our kitchen floor.

jhegarty · 17-12-2009 12:24am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugailEn8U5o

Mossy Monk · 17-12-2009 12:24am

Great stuff. Do let me know how you get on with that.

mahamageehad · 17-12-2009 12:25am

In before the lock, cant see this going anywhere!!

Rabies · 17-12-2009 12:25am

yes

Dudess · 17-12-2009 12:25am

I have to say, one of the funniest things I ever heard was my friend's little nephew going up to his dad, who was shaving, and loudly proclaiming: "What are you doing you dirty kunt?!"

GLaDOS · 17-12-2009 12:26am

Get the two of them to do a duet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDmoDs8TXLE

Rabies · 17-12-2009 12:26am

mahamageehad wrote: »

In before the lock, cant see this going anywhere!!

stupid thread gets stupid replies. My reply is stupid too.

Won't last long.

Whosbetter? · 17-12-2009 12:27am

Modern Parenting presents a whole host of challanges.

You think that AH regulars can help you raise your kids?:rolleyes:

tudlytops · 17-12-2009 12:29am

newmills wrote: »

So my 3 year old is in the bath and starts off shouting fúck,fúck,fúck like mad. Seems another little bollix in her class taught her to say this.
I was enraged......i wanted to teach my daughter all the swear words..and now her 2 year old sister is saying fúck too.
What should i do here??
Should i sit the 2 of them down and run them through the regular ones - cnut, bástard, bollix etc
The retro ones - shíthead, dickhead etc
The modern ones - cnuthead, motherfúcker etc

The little fúcker that taught her to say fúck is coming over tomorrow for my little ones 4th birthday party - i might teach him a few new ones for his parents enjoyment - cum dumpster, donkey raper etc or i might "accidentally" trip the little bástard up and hope he knocks out his teeth on our kitchen floor.

LOL

It is not the little bástard fault, maybe some other little ****head taugh him that too.

On a serious note it happens to all kids (well most anyway) just tell them they are not nice words don't make a big deal out of it and they'll stop it.

star-pants · 17-12-2009 12:31am

Closest we got was my brother calling RiceKrispies RicePispies..

Sharpshooter · 17-12-2009 12:31am

newmills wrote: »

So my 3 year old is in the bath and starts off shouting fúck,fúck,fúck like mad. Seems another little bollix in her class taught her to say this.
I was enraged......i wanted to teach my daughter all the swear words..and now her 2 year old sister is saying fúck too.
What should i do here??
Should i sit the 2 of them down and run them through the regular ones - cnut, bástard, bollix etc
The retro ones - shíthead, dickhead etc
The modern ones - cnuthead, motherfúcker etc

The little fúcker that taught her to say fúck is coming over tomorrow for my little ones 4th birthday party - i might teach him a few new ones for his parents enjoyment - cum dumpster, donkey raper etc or i might "accidentally" trip the little bástard up and hope he knocks out his teeth on our kitchen floor.

Just a quick question.

Do you have tourette's syndrome?:pac:

redorblack · 17-12-2009 12:33am

My sister has a bit of a problem with her road rage, I had to collect her 3 year old son from my mams and drop him down. Had him seated in the back, on the way I spotted someone I knew and beeped to say hello, when he heard the beep he just shouted 'ye fu&king eejit'. They just pick up on everyhing.