Your last words....

CrazyRabbit

A slightly morbid thread to counteract any happy Christmas threads that are lurking about.

If you were about to die and had to chance to speak, what would be your last words?

And if you didn't have the chance to speak, what would you want on your gravestone?

Last words
"I knew I should have taken the blue pill"

Gravestone
"Sleeping. Do Not Disturb"

Silverfish

Last words: "OH ****, A BUS!"

Gravestone: : "Respawn in 15....10...5...."

Fago!

LW: Hey look a bus....

Snap Silverfish!

GS: Ah well.

admiralofthefleet

last words: ouch

gravestone: here lies, blah blah...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Spike Milligans gravestone is hard to top : 'I told you I was ill'

maybe mine would say 'I should've been cremated...'

DrumSteve

Last words: Im coming....

Gravestone: 1 Million flies can't be wrong

feylya

last words: Hey, watch this!

gravestone: Blue screen of death

Midnight_EG

Last words: I'm going innnnnnn.

Gravestone:Lol, I died.

electrogrimey

Last words: IBTdeath.

Gravestone: I want to be here as little as you do.

spareman

Last words...Ill be back.
Here lies spareman, turns out he wasn't needed after all.

Danbo!

Last words: what does this button do?

o1s1n

So it's true? You really ARE dying???????????

/Party hat

Aodan83

Last words: Manual? Nah I can work it out!

GS: +1 on the respawn one.
I wonder if Jesus had respawn carved on the stone that covered his tomb?

_Roz_

Last Words: Who's the world going to revolve around now?

GS: Game Over. Try again?

Midnight_EG

_Roz_ wrote: »

Last Words: Who's the world going to revolve around now?

Pighead already has this bought and reserved, trust me.

Silverfish

My second option would be "Aw, I haz a ded "

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Last words: ...I bet I can put a whole pack of Mentos in my mouth and drink a can of diet coke at the same time!



Gravestone: "here lies Benwavner...stiff as always"!

_Roz_

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Pighead already has this bought and reserved, trust me.

I nicked it off Tim Minchin who's had it for yonks.

minidazzler

Last words: Get the fcuk away from That person.

GS: Died like he lived, dressed as a woman being a total badass hero!

tony 2 tone

Last words: Nah, I'm sure it's not the live wire.

Grave stone: Told you I was hard core

Overheal

LW: Shutting Down....

GS: Jonathan is Installing Updates (12 of 47)...

rednik

LW No thanks you can keep your blindfold.
GS What the fu*k are you looking at

Duiske

Last words: "That was ****ing deadly !! Lets try it again !!"
GS: "Here lies an Atheist, All dressed up and nowhere to go"

Libertewhite

Last words:The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power.

Gravestone: Boy was he wrong!

Mike 1972

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

- James French to reporters as he was being strapped into the electric chair.

Wikipedia doesnt state whether any newspapers took his suggestion on board.:D

Bugger Bognor.

King George V in response to his doctors suggestion that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

The BBC however reported his last words as being "How is the Empire ?"

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

MetalDawg

Last Words : Pull my finger

Gravestone: "Religion is Bullsh!t" - George Carlin

Funglegunk

Last words: Best....Death....Ever!

Gravestone: Loving father of dozens