Feeky McGee/Guy trying to bang his teacher; Tl;dr version

Lockstep · 14-12-2009 12:01am #1

Seeing as there's so many queries going around about young Feeky, I've updated the Feeky McGee song, seeing as you're all too lazy to trudge through 80 pages of comedy gold.
HEre's the tl;dr version (Fresh Prince style)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit with me
I'll tell you how I became Cork's Don Juan; Feeky McGee

In the wilds o' Cork, born and raised
In the bedroom was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' in a good mood
And fappin off to whatever was on Redtube
When a grinds teacher o'mine
Who was up to no good,
Startin making stirrings in my vascular hood
I got so frustrated, I appealed to Boards
they thought "we'll relive our youth through this charming young hoo-er"

I made my move as a suave little knave,
But she was put off that I couldn't even shave,
But if anything she thought that I was a ride
So she side, "Saturday night clubbin'; see ya inside!"

My posse pulled up to the club around nine or ten
We explained to the bouncer; "we ain't boys but we're men"
I looked deep in her eyes
I was finally there
'til she said "call me when you've grown some pubic hair"