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Which 'User Details/Stats' do you wish were visible?

  • 08-12-2009 2:07pm
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    I'd definitely go with knowing if a poster is 'male' or 'female'.

    At times I just can't tell and have made that same mistake in real life quite a few times too ;)

    So which 'User Details/Stats' do you wish were visible when someone posts?


    First to suggest 'boobs, waist or hips' is a big gay :P


Comments

  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Their boob size


  • #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    shaven or not shaven


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dunno. Maybe age.


  • #5
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    M/F for sure...... It would save countless embarrasing moments


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Their boob size

    Read the small print :D


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  • #7
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    knob length and width


  • #8
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Kiera wrote: »
    Dunno. Maybe age.

    Yeah, age is a good one .. sometimes I have been chatting with someone thinking they were of similar age and then I discover they were too young to view my PMs :)

    Especially the links .. BrummyTom (and others, you know who you are .. tut tut) :pac:


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    knob length and width

    Shaft power is definitely an issue.


  • #10
    Walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭Walsh


    Shoe Size


  • #11
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Yeah, age is a good one .. sometimes I have been chatting with someone thinking they were of similar age and then I discover they were too young to view my PMs :)

    Especially the links .. BrummyTom :pac:
    Thats exactly why

    *shudder*


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  • #12
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    male/female thing.

    Then we'll know that Phasers is really a girl!


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    male/female thing.

    Then we'll know that Phasers is really a girl!
    Well if he is, that makes me a lesbian!


  • #14
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    level of desperation. a desperationometer.


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Kiera wrote: »
    Well if he is, that makes me a lesbian!

    nice.


  • #16
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    level of desperation. a desperationometer.
    Kinda like your sig?


  • #17
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    Well if he is, that makes me a lesbian!

    Probably


  • #18
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Kiera wrote: »
    Kinda like your sig?

    exactly like my sig. then we can all come together, take off our pants and have some fun.


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    exactly like my sig. then we can all come together, take off our pants and have some fun.

    gang bangs are definitely the way to go


  • #20
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    orourkeda wrote: »
    gang bangs are definitely the way to go
    No no no. This is where you need to know the age of people!


  • #21
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    orourkeda wrote: »
    gang bangs are definitely the way to go

    eh-hem, i mean friendly bum slapping. you pervert. ;)


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  • #22
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Relationship status, number of previous partners and where they usually hang out


  • #23
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    their route home from work, and if they live alone


  • #24
    upmeath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    Email address and mother's maiden name


  • #25
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    eh-hem, i mean friendly bum slapping. you pervert. ;)


    Bum slapping ain't ever friendly ;)


  • #26
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    male/female thing.

    Then we'll know that Phasers is really a girl!

    And that Tar is also a girl.


  • #27
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    And that Tar is also a girl.

    Tar is a teenage transsexual.

    Tar is also tricksy


  • #28
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Inny or outy.


  • #29
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    if you knew M or F it would be pretty depressing on this site i'd imagine :D


  • #30
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Kiera wrote: »
    Dunno. Maybe age.

    Eh that's already in there. For some.


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    RacoonQueen wrote: »
    Eh that's already in there. For some.
    Yes only for some.


  • #32
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    A VB tweak that meant that every time a user said Fail, Fact! or made a reference to coke and hookers, the text in their posts would become slightly less visible until, for repeat offenders, it would be rendered completely invisible.


  • #33
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Wheter or not you give Irish grinds - that and your phone number/link to facebook page.


  • #34
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Whether peoples poop floats or sinks

    you can tell alot about a person by how their poop behaves


  • #35
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Whether peoples poop floats or sinks

    you can tell alot about a person by how their poop behaves

    I poop in a woods though


  • #36
    K-Ren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    Hours Passed
    Quests Completed


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  • #37
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Whether peoples poop floats or sinks

    you can tell alot about a person by how their poop behaves

    Yes .. Yes.

    Like if they are Celiac or not for instance.

    You go to the 'Beers' and think it's funny to force someone to have a pack of Bacon Fries when they are pissed .. nightmare.

    Everyone ends up siting in casualty's waiting room giving URL the evil eye for ruining the night.


  • #38
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bank a/c number and sort code

    K: Don't mind them baby, you know I'm all man


  • #39
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I'd definitely go with knowing if a poster is 'male' or 'female'.

    That's to prevent girly girls being stalked or PM'd from scary internet men. The opposite could happen but I find it very unlikely.


  • #40
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    What speed their processor and ram is

    /nerd


    What speed I can ram their processor

    /AH


  • #41
    upmeath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    Home address + local Garda station's average call-out time


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    K: Don't mind them baby, you know I'm all fanny

    FYP :D


  • #43
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Stop flirting you bunch of catholic school girls.
    Chastity belts back on. 10 hail marys.


  • #44
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Stop flirting you bunch of catholic school girls.
    Chastity belts back on. 10 hail marys.

    When I was at school we were all in the local church doing the dress rehearsal for our Communion.

    One of my mates had to read out a Hail Mary from the alter ..

    He started off with "Mail Hary, full of grace .. "

    In our heads of course that was as good as saying "Male Hairy" :)

    We were eating the varnish off the pews laughing.


  • #45
    horsebox1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭horsebox1977


    Whether they take it in the balloon knot..


  • #46
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    horsebox1977 wrote: »
    Whether they take it in the balloon knot..

    a good old sphincter bashing


  • #47
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    How many drinks I can weedle out of them without having to actually talk to them :pac:


  • #48
    triple-M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    whether they swallow or not,What theyre wearing,


  • #49
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,220 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Left-handed or right-handed.


  • #50
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Star sign.


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    official IQ


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