What's down the back of YOUR couch?

mud

As yet another form af procrastination before the exams, I decided to tidy up my couch.

After taking off the cushions, and the cushions that go under the cushions coz the cushions are old: I found a wonderful myriad of items:

1. Money, €5.47 in coins. €5. note tattered but spendable.

2. Hair go-gos. About twelve of the feckers.

3. Maltesers. Loose, not good.

4. Cigarette papers.

5. A 'Wizard of Id' book.

6. Two odd socks.

7. Bottle opener.

8. Horse chestnuts.

9. 5 lighters.

10. A yankee candle.

11. Post office book.

Talk about a profitable forage. Anyone else found anything of value down the back of their couch?

Atavan-Halen

Found about 30 euro in change down the back of my nannys couch one day. Good times.

Gone Drinking

When me and the bird moved into our apartment, we were cleaning and we found two unused Celine Dion tickets (expired) and a set of drum sticks in the back of the couch

we'llallhavetea_old

i found jesus in there one day

Kiera

I actually cleaned mine last night. Got:

€2.47
1 smoke
1 lighter
Some fluff.

Not a great find

Fratton Fred

Defoe.




You did say crouch didn't you?

thomond2006

your..

Atavan-Halen

thomond2006 wrote: »

your..

:eek: Not my smiley face!

Pighead

Kiera wrote: »

I actually cleaned mine last night. Got:

€2.47
1 smoke
1 lighter
Some fluff.

Not a great find

Not too shabby either. You could put all those items together and make a hilarious big todger man doll. Use the coins as eyes and teeth. The lighter will be his body, the cigarette his massive todger and the fluff can be used as pubes. This should keep you amused for at least a week.

Dublin_Gunner

mud wrote: »

6. Two odd socks.

They aren't mine, are they?

10. A yankee candle.

How the fup did a yankee candle get under a cushion on your couch? Was it a midget one?

gamgsam

Half a family of mice... aka 5 study aids for my anatomy module

hmmmm

Kiera

Pighead wrote: »

Not too shabby either. You could put all those items together and make a hilarious big todger man doll. Use the coins as eyes and teeth. The lighter will be his body, the cigarette his massive todger and the fluff can be used as pubes. This should keep you amused for at least a week.

Or i could just smoke the cigerette, stick the coins into my money jar and throw the fluff out?

AnonoBoy

In before the small disappeared girl reference.

orourkeda

A Harley Davidson

A J.C.B

A Nuclear Warhead

Some skinny literature and a packet of meanies

Pighead

Kiera wrote: »

Or i could just smoke the cigerette, stick the coins into my money jar and throw the fluff out?

Could do but you're reducing the potential for amusement by at least 70%. You're choice though.

gunslinger1987

I went searching for my lighter down there earlier, came face to face with some manky biscuits...I promptly replaced the cushions.

Kiera

Pighead wrote: »

Could do but you're reducing the potential for amusement by at least 70%. You're choice though.

I just dont think a lighter-todger-fluffpubes-man is gonna amuse me that much tbh.

genericguy

gamgsam wrote: »

Half a family of mice...

what exactly constitutes half a family?

orourkeda

Kiera wrote: »

I just dont think a lighter-todger-fluffpubes-man is gonna amuse me that much tbh.

sounds like an interesting combo to me

Dublin_Gunner

genericguy wrote: »

what exactly constitutes half a family?

half of each mouse is missing?

orourkeda

genericguy wrote: »

what exactly constitutes half a family?

Even the single parent mice families are claiming rent allowance

bluto63

I thought the title said 'crotch' I got very excited for a second

tricky D

cuddly toy, fondue set, microwave oven, his n hers toiletries set, food blender, portable TV, roller blades, tupperware set, video recorder, selection of fine wines....

TPD

I moved mine yesterday. I found a bouncy ball, a cigarette butt, and a 3-skin set. Oh and 20c and a pile of dust.

xoxyx

Ahhhhhh - so that's where I left my dust!!!!!

GrizzlyMan

the Ebola virus

TPD

z_topaz wrote: »

Ahhhhhh - so that's where I left my dust!!!!!

I threw it away

Sorry

pikachucheeks

I was cleaning my living room the other day.
Found a load of Haribo in my couch, which my friends had been throwing around at my 21st a few months ago...

No, I didn't eat them!

wudangclan

They'll have aged wonderfully.
You shouldn't miss out on the opportunity.

Porkpie

Amy Winehouse

mud

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

They aren't mine, are they?




How the fup did a yankee candle get under a cushion on your couch? Was it a midget one?

Yes it was a small one, I can't afford the big ones

Just had my mate's 2 year old over, there are now many pieces of a jigsaw down the back of the crotch couch

SoWatchaWant

29c in really small coppers and some old lady underwear. Combined effort from all the couches in the room. Mixed feelings about the findings.

minidazzler

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I was cleaning my living room the other day.
Found a load of Haribo in my couch, which my friends had been throwing around at my 21st a few months ago...

No, I didn't eat them!

You soooooo contemplated it though!!


If I were to look in my couch I would find at least over 9000 plecs.

gamgsam

genericguy wrote: »

what exactly constitutes half a family?

It means I have another five traps to set till theres none