YES! I know that it's Christmas.

donkeypop

Xmas song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EaheDRhyw

YES! I know that it's Christmas

This Christmas I'm gonna feed the world
cos' when the whole world is fed
then I'll never have to listen to anyone
singing "Do They Know It's Christmas"
again, and again, and again

Yes, I know that it's Christmas
the problem is I can't forget
When you're a shop assistant, like me
Christmas is a living hell

"Now, That's What I Call Christmas"
Over and over on infinite repeat
this is how they break prisoners
I'll tell you anythin' that you wanna hear
Somebody please free my people
I need a resolution from the U.N.
There's been repeated inhumane treatment
Of "Silent Night", by Boys II Men
by Boys II Men

Yes, I know that it's Christmas
but it's a struggle just to be polite
Tryna' look happy in this hat and tinsel
when really I am dying inside

And you can't kill Cliff Richard
He keeps gettin' born again
He's like some kind of Terminator
of Christmas Past, Future and Present

So I've kidnapped the instore Santa Claus
I've got him and all his elves
and if I hear one more Christmas song
There'll be no Christmas
(No, No Christmas!)

Yes, I used to love Christmas
but that was before I had this job
When you're a shop assitant, like me
Christmas goes on and on
So be nice to the shop assistants
and remember what they're going through
Yes, They know that it's Christmas
Tonight, thank God it's them
instead of you!

donkeypop

This song was played on Ray D'arcy's show on Today FM Today.