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Condoms at Tesco

  • 04-12-2009 5:52pm
    #1
    jc7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭


    Durex Sensation 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Performa 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Tingle 12's - half price - €4.94


Comments

  • #2
    inode
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭inode


    time to stock up me thinks :p


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    inode wrote: »
    time to stock up me thinks :p
    Yeah, that's a lifetime's supply for less than a fiver. :D


  • #4
    dfbemt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭dfbemt


    Good spot OP.

    Now for some marketing genius

    'Tesco, helps every little one'

    or

    'Christmas comes early at Tesco'

    or

    'Come for the prices, stay for the service'

    or

    'Mums love it' (Iceland stores original slogan)

    or

    'We're big on little things' (Quality Hotels Ireland)


  • #5
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    www.discountcondomking.com is where I get mine. Far cheaper than any shop


  • #6
    banchang
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭banchang


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    www.discountcondomking.com is where I get mine. Far cheaper than any shop

    hope theyre not cutting any corners to achieve those prices


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  • #7
    falcon7x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭falcon7x


    No reduction for XL....guess we are a select few!


  • #8
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    falcon7x wrote: »
    No reduction for XL....guess we are a select few!
    Binliners for the win.


  • #9
    dave_live
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭dave_live


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Binliners for the win.

    haha priceless..


  • #10
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    jc7 wrote: »
    Durex Sensation 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Performa 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Tingle 12's - half price - €4.94

    Pick up 36, bring back to the missus, when she asks why they're so cheap, tell her to get upstairs cos they're out of date tomorrow.


  • #11
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Stee wrote: »
    Pick up 36, bring back to the missus, when she asks why they're so cheap, tell her to get upstairs cos they're out of date tomorrow.

    And the nobel prize for sheer fúcking awesomeness goes to......Stee.


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  • #12
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    falcon7x wrote: »
    No reduction for XL....guess we are a select few!

    Ill take 2 packs of the XL's.................oh and a bag of elastics


  • #13
    eringobragh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭eringobragh


    dfbemt wrote: »
    Good spot OP.

    Now for some marketing genius

    'Tesco, helps every little one'

    or

    'Christmas comes early at Tesco'

    or

    'Come for the prices, stay for the service'

    or

    'Mums love it' (Iceland stores original slogan)

    or

    'We're big on little things' (Quality Hotels Ireland)

    LOL

    or

    "In case you pull a cracker this christmas!"


  • #14
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    banchang wrote: »
    hope theyre not cutting any corners to achieve those prices

    Wholesale prices, one buys in 'bulk'. The ONLY way to buy condoms for any man with at least half a brain


  • #15
    taytothief
    Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭taytothief


    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.


  • #16
    eringobragh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭eringobragh


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.

    Mars bar wrapper and an elastic band? :P


  • #17
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.
    Come again?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #18
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.

    I can confirm that condoms exist. Believe.


  • #19
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.

    They exist alright, I've seen them.

    Quite a good price for a bricks and mortar shop, seeing as there's a stupid VAT rate on them.

    There's also an offer in Boots, but I can't remember what it was.


  • #20
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.

    Condoms are pretty important dude. Although I find they're much more comfortable if you cut the tip of them off.


  • #21
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    UGH! Hate condoms but has to be done. They were 6 quid in tesco a while ago. Think they are being reduced on all levels.


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  • #22
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    There's also an offer in Boots, but I can't remember what it was.

    Its 2 boxes for €15.


  • #23
    smilgy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭smilgy


    esel wrote: »
    Come again?

    I see what you did there ;)


  • #24
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.
    What about santa?

    Condoms 50% off -now only 3 inches


  • #25
    dyl10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭dyl10


    Isn't Christmas supposed to be a family holiday? :eek:


  • #26
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    dyl10 wrote: »
    Isn't Christmas supposed to be a family holiday? :eek:

    Wtf do you have in mind!? :/


  • #27
    BlueLepreachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭BlueLepreachaun


    jc7 wrote: »
    Durex Sensation 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Performa 12's - half price - €4.94
    Durex Tingle 12's - half price - €4.94

    Tesco are advertising on message boards now? Desperation much?

    By the looks of many of the customers in there today any of those 12 packs would be long expired before being used...
    TomCo wrote: »
    Its 2 boxes for €15.

    Thats still on? Thats been goin for months.


  • #28
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    taytothief wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Don't believe in them.

    *looks at username*

    Gotcha, can't beat the ould Tayto bag


  • #29
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    eringobragh wrote: »
    Mars bar wrapper and an elastic band? :P

    Pfft, that won't do anything. Milky way wrapper FTW :)


  • #30
    Snake Plisken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,478 ✭✭✭✭Snake Plisken


    yeah the gels are under two euros as well they had tingle & normal, just in case the decorators are in, you can have a tommy tank using the gels :)


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  • #31
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Snake Plisken wrote: »
    yeah the gels are under two euros as well they had tingle & normal, just in case the decorators are in, you can have a tommy tank using the gels :)

    No good sea captain should be afraid to sail the red sea ;)


  • #32
    me_arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭me_arse


    cson wrote: »
    No good sea captain should be afraid to sail the red sea ;)


    jaysus giv it over will ya!


  • #33
    PeteK*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭PeteK*


    Sure they're free in health clinics.. durex ones too.


  • #34
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    eringobragh wrote: »
    LOL

    or

    "In case you pull a cracker this christmas!"

    He's making a list
    And checking it twice
    Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
    Unplanned-Pregnancy-Fairy is coming to town

    or

    I know what I want on the 12th day of Christmas!


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