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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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    #1082
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    littlefriend wrote: »
    how do you change your settings so that you can see more posts per page?


    User CP > Edit Options > Thread Display Options


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    #1083
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Johnny Giles wrote: »
    IBTL. Go to Bed!

    Johnny no back seat modding.


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    #1084
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,048 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Dare_2_defy wrote: »
    Nope - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=283548

    So, What's the actual story with this??
    Truth is a bunch of trolls have succeeded in sowing doubt in an over-trafficked thread about a young man's drive to lose his virginity to his very attractive grinds teacher, using all the cunnilinguistics he can muster.

    Feeky's our man.


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    #1085
    peabutler
    Registered Users Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭peabutler


    Could someone in the know lay out the last few pages in summary.


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    #1086
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    peabutler wrote: »
    Could someone in the know lay out the last few pages in summary.

    Here's the Tl;Dr version....Fresh Prince style!


    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit with me
    I'll tell you how I became Cork's Don Juan; Feeky McGee

    In the wilds o' Cork, born and raised
    In the bedroom was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' in a good mood
    And fappin off to whatever was on Redtube
    When a grinds teacher o'mine
    Who was up to no good,
    Startin making stirrings in my vascular hood
    I got so frustrated, I appealed to Boards
    they thought "we'll relive our youth through this charming young hoo-er"

    I made my move as a suave little knave,
    But she was put off that I couldn't even shave,
    But if anything she thought that I was a ride
    So she side, "Saturday night clubbin'; see ya inside!"

    My posse pulled up to the club around nine or ten
    We explained to the bouncer; "we ain't boys but we're men"
    I looked deep in her eyes
    I was finally there
    Then I threw up my Corona all over her hair


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    #1087
    Y2J_MUFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,110 ✭✭✭Y2J_MUFC


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    I don't know her surname though.

    Don't get too concerned with the little details. Eyes on the prize, gee.


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    #1088
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Guys the thread is fun and we don't want to have to lock it, but for the remainder please remember:

    No back seat modding.

    No trolling

    No accusing someone of being a troll - report posts.

    Failure do comply will lead to bans/infractions.

    Thanks.


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    #1089
    Shatner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Shatner


    Our faith is being tested, but we must endure.

    The night is always darkest before the dawn. And from that night, a man will cometh, and lead us in faith. For it has been written, and it shall be done. Salvation, thy name is feeky.


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    #1090
    pixiestix
    Registered Users Posts: 197 ✭✭pixiestix


    i thought it was tomorrow night!! i should have bought more Bailys!!


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    #1091
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Johnny Giles wrote: »
    Yes it is a hoax.

    Proof??


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    #1092
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Just saw the latest status on Facebook > Feeky Magee is meeting her tonight > 46minutes ago > I wonder if she has got wind of this and is going to break the little mans heart and knock him down :eek:


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    #1093
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,057 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    I think the sudden unexplained change of night has spooked a few of the faithful


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    #1094
    Afroninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Afroninja


    Anyone's wife/girlfriend who finds out that anniversary plans for tommorow night were put off because some kid called Feeky may or may not be getting his feek on will be extra pissed to learn it really went down friday night :pac:


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    #1095
    fricatus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    OK, so it may be a hoax, or it may be a case of a young man reliving all our young lives for us. He may go all the way or he may fall flat on his face, but this is just about the most legendary thread I've seen. It took me two hours to get through it all, and I'm even out of beer now, but I've never had so much fun on my own.. :D
    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Okay, so bang on cue at six she called to the door, wearing a short enough denim skirt and leggings. *drool*

    OMG, drool is right... there's nothing in this world quite like a 23-year-old pulling off that look. Hope the OH doesn't catch me posting in here... :cool:

    Zambia232 wrote: »
    Sun Tzu said a battle is won before it is ever fought...

    When you have posters on your side who know to quote Sun Tzu, you know you're in good company. Just by learning that name alone, your life will change!

    Bradley Black Senator wrote: »
    In the horrid year two thousand and nine,
    When the arse fell out of the bottom line...

    When the local bard pens a ballad to tell of your exploits, you truly are a LEGEND!!! :D

    Maybe they'll play this in Havana, or wherever you're going...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx6fRrPeJpE


    Ahhhhh... FEEK OUT!!! Le Feek, c'est chic... FEEK OUT!!!


    Good luck lad... :cool:


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    #1096
    francie BradyII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭francie BradyII


    Well sadly i am going away for a few days, i won't be able to read up until sunday.

    Feeky i hope you are real. This country needs you. With the recession, the cheating french and the bugdet we need a hero like you.

    So whatever happens make the most of it, you'll be a long time dead.


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    #1097
    big_show
    Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭big_show


    kickoutthejams has a late entry for post of the thread!


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    #1098
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,057 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Vanbis wrote: »
    Just saw the latest status on Facebook > Feeky Magee is meeting her tonight > 46minutes ago > I wonder if she has got wind of this and is going to break the little mans heart and knock him down :eek:

    But the facebook page is not actually the feekymagee from here :confused:


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    #1099
    dceire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭dceire


    While I am sure that the whole God thing is a hoax.

    I believe in feeky!

    We're behind you, we love you & we want pics! :D


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    #1100
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,220 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    So, OP, on what is now the 10th longest thread of all time on AH (not counting the locked ones).... have you boned the woman yet, or not?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #1101
    Shatner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭Shatner


    If someone has proof that this is a hoax, then produce it.

    If you don't, shut it.

    Feeky could be a hoax, but he may also be Jack Lynch, Christy Ring, Roy Keane and Michael Collins rolled in to one. He is our messiah in this dark time, and while this may be a Knock or a Fatima or indeed a Ballinspittle, thousands of us have been filled with the holy feek this week, and that cannot be but a good thing.

    I can see Feeky outside the door of Gorby's right now addressing the masses and saying...

    "If I get stopped at the door, who'll take my place... I can’t hear you. Who’ll take my place?"


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    #1102
    one2one
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭one2one


    ... tonight is really dragging in! Theres only so many times I can hit the refresh button!!


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    #1103
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,154 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    can someone link me to Feeky's Facebook, this legend deserves to be applauded


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    #1104
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    christ i haven't been this nervous since Ireland v Spain pennos at the world cup

    please Feeky, don't let me be that disappointed...


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    #1105
    Afroninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Afroninja


    Depending on how this goes Feek will either end up like Brian or the old guy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krb2OdQksMc


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    #1106
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,057 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Shatner wrote: »
    If someone has proof that this is a hoax, then produce it.

    If you don't, shut it.

    I'd prefer someone to prove it's not a hoax ;)


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    #1107
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    dceire wrote: »
    While I am sure that the whole God thing is a hoax.

    I believe in feeky!

    We're behind you, we love you & we want pics! :D

    If anyone calls it a hoax without having proof you're looking at a ban/infraction.

    I will not warn you again.


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    #1108
    1071823928
    Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭1071823928


    oh god feeky!!!
    the suspense is killing me!!!!


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    #1109
    BDR
    Registered Users Posts: 136 ✭✭BDR


    He's still signed into fb..shouldn't he have gone out by now :confused:


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    #1110
    D2D
    Registered Users Posts: 8,391 ✭✭✭D2D


    BDR wrote: »
    He's still signed into fb..shouldn't he have gone out by now :confused:

    It's an appriciation thread, it's not his


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    #1111
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    BDR wrote: »
    He's still signed into fb..shouldn't he have gone out by now :confused:

    ? Interesting.


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